I know mislead me and trick me into thinking they like me. Do they want me to look like an idiot? it should be illegal for girls to be a tease unless they are actually interested in a guy

11/6/2007 7:08:40 PM

you're a moron

11/6/2007 7:09:00 PM

if you're not the boss, they're not teasing you

if you are the boss, carry on

11/6/2007 7:09:24 PM

rape them

11/6/2007 7:09:34 PM

5 pages by midnight

11/6/2007 7:09:55 PM

welcome to life

11/6/2007 7:11:44 PM

rape them, no.........slap them around, maybe. There is obviously some kind of tuth to the whole "nice guys finish last" thing

11/6/2007 7:13:09 PM

you're a moron

tease them back. dont be direct.


if they bite, fuck them and get on with life. Its that simple

11/6/2007 7:15:34 PM

^^i doubt that, cause in the past ive been the total opposite of a nice guy, and it set me back pretty far in the race

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 7:16 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2007 7:16:22 PM

really, i wish it were that simple...girls are confusing at best and have only succeeded in costing me money

11/6/2007 7:17:20 PM

dude.. it is that simple. Stop acting like a faggot and get your game on nukka.


they're confusing because you give a shit, dont give a shit and it'll be a whole lot better from there on.


[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 7:19 PM. Reason : x]

11/6/2007 7:18:43 PM

I'D HIT IT


















sike



no such thing as free pussy

11/6/2007 7:18:56 PM

because you must really suck

11/6/2007 7:19:36 PM

^^rofl

11/6/2007 7:21:38 PM

^^you're one to talk about sucking.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 7:22 PM. Reason : ^^]

11/6/2007 7:22:29 PM

Awww man, not this shit again.

11/6/2007 7:22:35 PM

you know i'm not really being serious, i have nothing to do and i finally have resorted to making dumb, pointless threads on TWW. I can only play so much Halo 3 and GHIII

11/6/2007 7:25:21 PM

go talk to some fat girl, you can have her droppin the pants in like an hour

11/6/2007 7:27:55 PM

To be young and naive again. Ahhh.

11/6/2007 7:34:51 PM

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"dont give a shit and it'll be a whole lot better from there on."

this is actually the smartest thing that onenighter kid has ever said

11/6/2007 7:35:47 PM

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"it should be illegal for girls to be a tease unless they are actually interested in a guy"

I agree. That is very immature/childish. Just try not to get turned on by idiots.

If you are mean to them and embarrass them in front of a bunch of people you will def feel a lot better about them being desperate for attention.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 7:40 PM. Reason : ...]

11/6/2007 7:37:17 PM

The last girl he dated was an HP (health physicist). HP certification takes tons of education. She was far from an idiot. Maybe emotionally immature though.

11/6/2007 8:02:16 PM

dude, your bro needs some guidance.

11/6/2007 8:02:35 PM

yeah, not from me.

11/6/2007 8:04:33 PM

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"hey're confusing because you give a shit, dont give a shit and it'll be a whole lot better from there on."

damn right

11/6/2007 11:10:50 PM

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"I know mislead me and trick me into thinking they like me."

You could just be delusional.

I know people, people on TWW, people who are post-stalking me as I type this, who are delusional about relationships.

11/6/2007 11:22:42 PM

you're putting it on a pedestal

don't

11/6/2007 11:24:52 PM

I thought he made this thread about girls that he was not dating that were leading him on...those are the girls that are idiots. You know...a person can be educated and an idiot at the same time. It happens.

11/6/2007 11:25:00 PM

you're not alone man

11/6/2007 11:25:41 PM

it's probably because you are so ugly that they cannot fathom that you would believe them to be sexual targets. when they realize that you are considering it, they find it cute for a while, but then they get scared





seriously though, just pucs her into some bushes and fuck her in the ass. maybe think about shoving a knife into her kidney

11/6/2007 11:28:05 PM

maybe you just put yourself in the wrong situations with them, or assume the wrong thing.

11/6/2007 11:28:17 PM

^^that was the most bipolar post I have ever read on TWW. Very Shocking!!!

11/6/2007 11:32:09 PM

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"Age : 23"

and you havent figured this out yet?

11/7/2007 1:32:16 AM

Joe Schmoe's Guide To Women

whether you're out with the dudes or going solos, and you meet a group of women ... focus on one of the uglier/fatter ones even if you suspect one of the cuter ones is flirting with you.. statistically you are MUCH more likely to score, because they think you "chose" them. sometimes they will fuck you even if its only a reward for allowing her to show up her bitch friend who always steals her guys.

now that you see how easy this is, go and do it repeatedly over a period of about 10 alcohol-soaked years.

then when you finally meet a crazy hot chick, marry her. make repeated promises about quitting smoking or drinking.. whatever it takes to keep her around

also go together to get a dog immediately. this will be insurance against her leaving you on a whim.

once you have a kid, shes locked in. you will have to quit partying at this point, but you can still stay up late and harass people online.

11/7/2007 2:05:18 AM

^Women like cats more. And besides that they're easier to take care of.

Only flaw in your strategy I could find... that is if you're into fatties/lowering your standards out of desparation.

11/7/2007 2:08:07 AM

cats are WAY more easy to give up. they are not even a factor in a breakup. DOGS, on the other hand, are pack animals, and they need constant attention.

you just cant fly off on a whim and break up if theres a dog involved. custody has to be considered.

and the really hot chicks -- the ones who are of marrying quality -- they like dogs. not cats.

i mean, go and fuck all the cat-loving fatties you want, but you're not going to want to MARRY a cat woman.

11/7/2007 2:13:54 AM

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"Women like cats more. And besides that they're easier to take care of."

I'm a dog person. Puppies are cute as fuck, B.

11/7/2007 2:20:07 AM

^ see? now thats what im talkin bout

11/7/2007 2:36:05 AM

Do you have conclusive proof that she's marriage material?

11/7/2007 2:37:06 AM

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"And besides that they're easier to take care of"

this i disagree with. cats are as fickle as women. dogs (not toy dogs) may be the easiest to take care of, and by far more loyal and loving to owners.

and i agree with the idea that dog loving chicks are more of the marriage material

[Edited on November 7, 2007 at 2:39 AM. Reason : ]

11/7/2007 2:39:00 AM

DAN sup!

11/7/2007 2:39:22 AM

Ryan...'sup, nigga!

^^Fuck all that noise. Dogs are like a goddamn oriental wife and shit. Obey this, obey that, let you shit on their tits while just laying there. Cats...they're more like your peer, your equal. They might be fickle, but they at least think for themselves.

11/7/2007 2:41:38 AM

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"Cats...they're more like your peer,"

bullshit. if any housecat could get 20 extra pounds or so, you know they'd try and take your ass out in a second.

by extension, any cat-loving woman should be ultimately treated as the enemy.

11/7/2007 2:44:32 AM

Okay, motherfucker. How about if I am a cat-loving man?

11/7/2007 2:47:48 AM

well, i ain't sayin i wouldn't bend you over...

but i ain't sayin i'd marry you neither.

11/7/2007 2:51:36 AM

because you are a moron and douche, who does douche things like /message_topic.aspx?topic=501047

11/7/2007 7:18:23 AM

I saw him say that it has cost him a lot of money.



Why the fuck are you spending money on girls before you are having sex with them?

11/7/2007 7:24:18 AM

"also go together to get a dog immediately. this will be insurance against her leaving you on a whim."
That's how my wife's ex-husband locked her in for 5 years. She did get the dog in the divorce.

Girls age 18-26 are total fucking morons and aren't worth the trouble. They say they want this kind of guy and then go and date the complete opposite. The girl I liked in one of my classes a few years ago said she liked tall guys and would never date anyone younger. Surprise! 3 weeks later she started dating this short scrawny freak with a blue mohawk who was 2 years younger. Stay single until you're about 26 or 27, even then consider a slightly older chick. Let them break other guys' hearts until then.

11/7/2007 9:16:56 AM

^well he mighta had a wang down to his knees.

11/7/2007 9:22:43 AM

^^ pretty much the most truth of this whole thread.

11/7/2007 9:29:22 AM