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"My brother leaves it unlock on purpose for potential thieves. "

Yea...I have a convertible. My last car was also a convertible and at my old residence, since the doors were locked, someone slashed the top to get in...so I just leave it unlocked hoping the assfuckers will at least try the doors first

And no one would ever be desperate enough to try to sleep in my cramped ass car - I'd feel sorry for the dude and refuse to press charges if I found him in there

[Edited on September 5, 2014 at 10:31 PM. Reason : ]

9/5/2014 10:30:39 PM

Was the vagrant comment directed at me?

9/5/2014 10:39:48 PM

durp, it may have been

ha, that reminds me

Downtown greenville YEARS ago (first clue that this will be stupid) - out with a bunch of friends. One, who is already annoying, was drunk as shit. He was kicked out for trying to sleep on a pool table. He kept calling/texting us, but we just left him outside by himself.

He woke up the next morning in the back of some random car that he found unlocked with no phone or wallet.

9/5/2014 10:51:58 PM

I doubt many vagrants find themselves in my neighborhood.

9/5/2014 10:54:42 PM

Someone's mighty uppity

9/5/2014 10:57:14 PM

More like I live in the middle of nowhere and I can't see a vagrant ending up this far from anything.

9/5/2014 11:03:28 PM

lol

9/5/2014 11:41:53 PM

Am I the only one who worries about the dog in the spider dog video that's going around?

9/6/2014 10:50:00 AM

I'm glad it didn't get kicked

9/6/2014 11:18:05 AM

So gross how do you forget to flush a large dookie? And there were no toilet tissues in the bowl either...

May have just been a prank, but it looked like dookie to me.

9/6/2014 12:20:14 PM

People who don't flush.


On a brighter note, who wants to get drinks tonight? lol

9/6/2014 12:35:59 PM

people who don't wipe

9/6/2014 12:37:34 PM

^^^^^haha that video is funny

9/6/2014 1:35:40 PM

I can't figure out if it's going to rain....

9/6/2014 2:12:52 PM

^^^ oh gross. I just glanced right over that

9/6/2014 3:06:16 PM

and just like that I have a new waitress job before I have even worked my last shift at my old one.

yay money

9/6/2014 3:07:58 PM

^ hey girl, let me borrow $1000

9/6/2014 3:08:45 PM

damn bro, let me borrow some of that

9/6/2014 3:33:49 PM

Thankful for new friends and hooking my broke ass up with a ticket today.

9/6/2014 10:50:30 PM

TIL the most important reason my parents didn't vaccinate me against chickenpox










is that by the time the vaccine was released in 1995, I had already caught the disease, three years earlier.

9/7/2014 2:53:52 AM

Getting my car out of the Moore Square deck with a dead battery was...interesting.

9/7/2014 12:09:45 PM

I once walked in on my sister taking a shit which in itself is fine but I was incensed she had not alerted me so I could witness her performance, especially since she was obviously struggling and I could have serenaded her with my classical guitar to help her relax. In a blind rage I wrenched the shower rod from the wall and was about to strike her when I caught my reflection in the mirror and broke down laughing at how silly I looked. Composing myself I lept into the shower where she was now cowering and blew raspberries into her stomach while tickling her anus which soon loosened her up. I ended up buying her an oversized kazoo so that I never missed another movement.

9/7/2014 7:03:47 PM

Fuck...my nose is running like a leaky faucet today. Bleh.

9/9/2014 8:49:08 AM

^mine is often like that during the winter. such a pita.

Which reminds me, time to start looking for beanies for my first winter with a shaved head.

9/9/2014 8:55:57 AM

EXPLAIN THE POINT OF CAFFEINE FREE MOUNTAIN DEW

ugh new chick you had one job

9/9/2014 10:56:59 AM

"Millennial", I hate this fucking word.

9/9/2014 11:15:38 AM

I want to sleep for like an entire day. Yes. And then eat my weight in breakfast all day burgers.

9/9/2014 11:20:08 AM

I caused a shit-show of an argument on Facebook, and I have no regrets.

9/9/2014 11:21:05 AM

I can't stop looking at it and I don't even know why. I don't enjoy reading it.

9/9/2014 11:29:14 AM

Well now you need to copy and paste, ladies.

9/9/2014 11:30:31 AM

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"I don't enjoy reading it."

I realize that it's hard to communicate via a Facebook post, and I know that my argument isn't perfect. However, there have been some jaw-dropping things said from people that I had thought I was friends with. It is slightly unnerving some of the beliefs that have popped of on various social media as of late.

9/9/2014 12:05:56 PM

I don't know whether I agree with your arguments or not because I don't care to watch the videos. But when people start hyperbolizing to "play devil's advocate" or out-"IN MY OPINION" each other jaw-dropping things are usually the result.

9/9/2014 12:13:24 PM

going back to school and already it is a headache. my stupid auto fill added my old phone number when i signed up so now i can't log into anything because they send the password info for my student account by SMS.

9/9/2014 8:28:10 PM

I went into one of those parking garages where they say "Keep your ticket," 'cuz you have to put it in the machine when you come back. And I'm like, "Okay, Jeff, don't lose this fucking ticket."

And then I lost it, and had to pay $27.50. I fucking hate that shit, it's like a tax on absent-minded incompetent people.

And I feel like they wanted me to lose that ticket, and that's why they asked me to carry it around. The Man has really been after me a lot lately lately. It makes me want to steal, or something.

9/9/2014 11:33:22 PM

Just got off work and now I have to write an abstract. I'm too old for this shit.

What is sleep?

9/9/2014 11:46:08 PM

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"And then I lost it, and had to pay $27.50."

Just keep it in your car next time?

9/10/2014 9:15:03 AM

^^^it's like that at RDU.

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A TICKET WHEN I GET TO THE AIRPORT, THEN KEEP THAT SHIT DURING MY ENTIRE TRIP, REMEMBER WHERE THE FUCK IT IS, HAVE HOPEFULLY PACKED IT SOMEWHERE THAT CAN BE EASILY REACHED IN MY LUGGAGE, AND HOPE THAT MY BAGGAGE WASN'T LOST? HOLY FUCK.

9/10/2014 9:18:10 AM

Why not just put it in your wallet? Seems simple enough.

9/10/2014 9:58:54 AM

^^
yeah, exactly.

^ Yeah, leaving it in the car is one answer. But they TELL you to take your ticket with you, which makes you feel like the machine is really far away/you'll be messing up somehow if you don't carry the ticket around.

Quote :

"Why not just put it in your wallet? Seems simple enough."

BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT

9/10/2014 10:07:48 AM

I wonder Lisa Benz is doing

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9/10/2014 10:55:54 AM

Quote :

"But they TELL you to take your ticket with you, which makes you feel like the machine is really far away/you'll be messing up somehow if you don't carry the ticket around."

They only tell you that so that people don't break into your car to get a "cheaper" ticket (ie. yours if you came to the deck later than they did). Just hide it in a console somewhere. It doesn't mess up anything.

9/10/2014 12:38:06 PM

would people really break into a car to save a few bucks on a ticket? I just put mine on my dash.

9/10/2014 12:39:33 PM

Put the ticket in the door handle that way even if you are too wasted to remember forget that you had it, when you roll down the window you see it and just hand it to the person

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9/10/2014 12:54:50 PM

That feel when you copy someone else's argument on one forum and paste it on another.

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9/10/2014 1:28:52 PM

For many years now I have been depending on coffee to get things moving down the pipe.

I now eat handful of fresh prunes in the morning + some smoked gouda cheese. Works great!

9/10/2014 6:54:25 PM

No meetings today = 8 hours of music jamming

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[Edited on September 11, 2014 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ^that is fuckin nasty]

9/11/2014 12:13:05 PM

I would like to do naughty things with you. But i'm sick and don't want you to catch my cold.

/

9/12/2014 8:57:21 AM

just take the damn ticket with you

9/12/2014 9:02:56 AM

Long day, want to get to Sunday when I can game all day

[Edited on September 12, 2014 at 9:35 AM. Reason : ]

9/12/2014 9:34:42 AM

I have literally no free time. I will probably go insane if I live like this for a few more years, but for some reason I'm not afraid of that.

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9/12/2014 1:06:42 PM