any recommendations for sanford or willow spring?

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10/11/2014 3:46:34 PM

this shit's gonna get you turnt up

10/12/2014 9:51:12 PM

this thread

10/12/2014 9:52:26 PM

Louis C.K. is just ranting like a motherfucker on twitter and it is entertaining

Quote :

"Oh, fuck you, ISIS. Sincerely please fuck each other in the mouth with forks. You're 7 year old boys. You're stupid. You suck."

https://twitter.com/louisck

10/13/2014 1:57:36 PM

There isn't a way for me to be 100 percent sure but I've most likely made around 40 gallons of milk so far. Weird to think about.

10/15/2014 2:53:52 PM

dear excel,

im' slightly pissed that you decided to randomly not place coma's between these fields when I saved as a csv

Maybe i'd understand the fuck up if they were all that way - but out of 550 records, 7 are just randomly fucked up?

And then I change nothing and resave and it works fine.

fuck you.

10/15/2014 5:44:51 PM

I feel like someone on here needs to fuck with this chick. She's obviously deficient in some way.

https://www.facebook.com/scarlet.williams.129?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser

10/15/2014 7:12:26 PM

but cyber-bullying is wrong

also in other news, cats that bring lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okTokQgOo6I

10/15/2014 11:02:09 PM

For the first time in over a year my internet is down. Don't let this be a trend

10/16/2014 7:49:11 PM

Baby coos are the best.

10/17/2014 12:06:33 AM

Apparently a Russian guy saying Serena Williams looks like a man is somehow racist. lol

10/20/2014 7:23:22 AM

hidden valley sandwich spreads are godawful

10/20/2014 10:25:36 AM

I need to get better at this homeworking thing so I don't constantly stay up until 6am to get it done.

10/20/2014 3:03:29 PM

"I wish there was a way to know you are in the good ol' days before you've left them."

10/21/2014 2:17:38 PM

JUST A NOTCH IN YOUR BED POAST

10/21/2014 10:51:45 PM

and thats how you get ants. sigh.

10/21/2014 10:59:56 PM

fuck. in such a hurry this morning forgot to put on a bra when I slipped a pullover on.

10/22/2014 10:26:07 AM

No one will notice

10/22/2014 10:29:49 AM

I know

I feel FREE

10/22/2014 12:27:39 PM

I, however, will know..... And I'm a bit turned on

10/22/2014 1:38:20 PM

While changing clothes in a restroom to prepare for a workout, I heard several high school chicks did the same thing across the wall and giggled. I was like WTF.
They played tennis in the courts nearby.

10/22/2014 4:20:13 PM

then who was phone?

10/22/2014 4:30:16 PM

So ur with ur honey and yur making a sandwich wen the toaster digns. U buter it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my dinner?” U tell ur sandwich n it say “my dad is bred”. THEN WHO WAS THE PIECE OF TOAST?

10/22/2014 4:37:12 PM

i have four navy blue cardigans and i think i wore three already this week without thinking.

time to change it up.

10/23/2014 7:32:57 AM

Can't fucking wait til 2 o'clock. Out the door and to Asheville for the weekend. I'm pumped.

10/23/2014 8:18:44 AM

seeing JEW saturday night?

10/23/2014 8:33:44 AM

Yup. Honestly...I just hope we're standing upright by then. I can't wrap my head around how close all of the bars and breweries are to each other in downtown Asheville. I think we'll try and stop at a coffee shop and get jacked up between each beer stop.

10/23/2014 8:50:22 AM

just stick with flights...good way to try everything without having to go pint for pint. You'll love it man, such a fun little city. and coffee is everywhere, you won't have a problem with that either.

10/23/2014 8:55:45 AM

I have been eating a bunch of Flatout wraps lately and was poking around their recipe page to see if anything looked good. One recipe listed a pretzel flatbread and I got super excited because I love pretzel things. However, I can't find any evidence they still exist, so I think they got discontinued. The internet giveth, and the internet taketh away.

10/23/2014 12:13:44 PM

Megan isn't supposed to have an H in it

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

10/23/2014 4:49:00 PM

you right

10/23/2014 5:17:08 PM

Slightly nervous about this weekend.

I hope my feet don't fall off

10/23/2014 9:53:55 PM

EBOLA

10/23/2014 10:42:50 PM

Someone should start a gothic country band called Edgar Alan Coe.

10/24/2014 12:32:22 PM

it's 80 fucking degrees in this building and the heat is on

fuck work

Quote :

"I hope my feet don't fall off"

diabetes is a bitch

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10/25/2014 9:18:18 AM

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

10/25/2014 7:05:18 PM

I walked a marathon today.

13.1 miles tomorrow and so far my feet haven't fallen off.

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10/25/2014 10:00:39 PM

just found out a former student died this weekend.

10/25/2014 10:56:27 PM

I am so god damn bored. That'll teach me to leave the house

10/26/2014 1:26:02 AM

I left then came back.

10/26/2014 4:58:27 AM

I am sad.

10/27/2014 10:03:03 PM

None of my neighbors' trash is out, but Tuesday is our trash day. Usually I'm the last one to remember to put it out, and I find it hard to believe everyone else forgot. Do they know something I don't know? Shall I put it out anyway or be a lemming and not?

10/27/2014 10:40:20 PM

Put it out in front of their house

10/27/2014 10:41:52 PM

how youuuu doiinn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A

10/29/2014 10:08:55 PM

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/10/29/catcalling_video_hollaback_s_look_at_street_harassment_in_nyc_edited_out.html

pretty good how are you?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

10/30/2014 9:17:49 AM

I really don't want to go to the parties I'm supposed to this weekend. Or go to Greensboro on Sunday for my mom's birthday.

10/30/2014 9:24:01 AM

life as an nc state fan

11/1/2014 3:35:27 PM

but we are in teh lead...

11/1/2014 3:43:39 PM

I lose about one chapstick tube per month this time of year

11/3/2014 10:28:20 AM

I'm really jonesing to belly up to an Indian Buffet and stuffing my fat face.

11/3/2014 11:52:05 AM