because she doesn't like hearing when I have sex.


I charge her $350 flat for rent. And it's not like I'm yelling and screaming--- the bed thumps around, and she can hear when my guy spanks me.


Wtf?

8/18/2008 6:05:20 PM

she probably just wants to join in

8/18/2008 6:05:59 PM

who cares about this shit don't post it online

8/18/2008 6:06:27 PM

find a roommate who's not a prude

8/18/2008 6:06:37 PM

I too, have had sex

8/18/2008 6:08:29 PM

This has attention whore written all over it...

8/18/2008 6:08:45 PM

Nobody likes to think about ugly people having sex so her response is perfectly reasonable.

8/18/2008 6:08:46 PM

yeah, but it'll be hard finding someone I get along with who doesnt put their crap everywhere and will put up with 2 cats.


and I don't mind hearing ugly people getting it on. Just as I don't have to see it.

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 6:09 PM. Reason : df]

8/18/2008 6:08:57 PM

Quote :

"her response is perfectly reasonable."

8/18/2008 6:09:51 PM

I was hoping to get some positive feedback... I'm sure alot of people on here have roommates-- maybe the problem is noone else on here gets laid.

8/18/2008 6:11:25 PM

maybe you suck in other areas of being a roommate and this was just the chosen excuse

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 6:11 PM. Reason : .]

8/18/2008 6:11:34 PM

Quote :

"and I don't mind hearing ugly people getting it on. Just as I don't have to see it. "

good thing too because wearing earplugs in addition to having the lights off leaves you no better off than hellen keller

8/18/2008 6:12:12 PM

Quote :

"I was hoping to get some positive feedback"

but this is chit chat.....

8/18/2008 6:13:25 PM

^ ^ you seem to manage it fine




[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 6:13 PM. Reason : d]

8/18/2008 6:13:34 PM

don't be silly i may not be the most attractive person in the room but at least i'm not at "posts about shit on myspace" levels of insecurity and failure

8/18/2008 6:14:31 PM

^ that's because you're a guy, and that automatically makes you unable to connect with your emotions, which I'm sure your gf's post about all the time.

8/18/2008 6:15:34 PM

Quote :

"her response is perfectly reasonable."

8/18/2008 6:16:01 PM

i don't date crazy bitches that post about shit on the internet

at least not anymore

8/18/2008 6:16:10 PM

ie you're now gay.

8/18/2008 6:16:56 PM

for $350 flat ill move in and i dont give a shit how loud you are in the sack

but you have to put up with a very large dog

8/18/2008 6:17:00 PM

Haaaay girl

I see we got that emotional baggage out of you by the first page this time!

8/18/2008 6:17:46 PM

damn, can't have dogs :/ My cat would freak out for sure... plus I live in durham.

8/18/2008 6:18:02 PM

weren't you the chick who posted about some guy on myspace and scared him away like 8 days ago?

yeesh. already back in the saddle eh?

8/18/2008 6:18:04 PM

Do you have separate rooms, or are you having sex while she is in the room?

Also, did she sign a lease?

8/18/2008 6:18:50 PM

Quote :

"I see we got that emotional baggage out of you by the first page this time!"

ahahaha

8/18/2008 6:19:37 PM

owns cats

causes drama on myspace

disturbs room mate with ridiculous sexual antics with partners who are perfect strangers

this chick is sane

8/18/2008 6:19:54 PM

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"Do you have separate rooms, or are you having sex while she is in the room?"

you've got to be kidding

8/18/2008 6:20:04 PM

srsly

8/18/2008 6:20:14 PM

"roommate" could mean she lives in a dorm, an apartment, a house, etc.. I didn't see her post saying she lived in Durham till after I posted. My b.

8/18/2008 6:22:04 PM

i'm sure "sylver" "shadow" is giving us an accurate portrayal of the situation

8/18/2008 6:22:08 PM

Quote :

"I was hoping to get some positive feedback... I'm sure alot of people on here have roommates-- maybe the problem is noone else on here gets laid."

Certainly helps the situation you're faced with.

8/18/2008 6:22:09 PM

I think Quinn is one of my favorite users

8/18/2008 6:22:39 PM

same guy.


communication error.



well, that's what we concluded who knows, maybe it wasn't.

But no, I'm not a celibate person. I went 6mo without sex, during which my roommate was cool, but now I'm back in the game, and she's apparently gotten irked.

8/18/2008 6:22:47 PM

oh wait.... is this the girl that wanted advice on being naked with her boyfriend but dumped him and made out with some otherguy or something?

8/18/2008 6:23:56 PM

that is not me. I like being naked.


Oh Yeah, and he's come over all of 3 times in the past 2 weeks, and this is suddenly a problem.

And I do keep my door closed when I'm having sex

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 6:25 PM. Reason : ds]

8/18/2008 6:24:32 PM

I win!

Quote :

"I love to read Fantasy/Scifi. I am a cat person. I'm pretty introverted, but need some social life to keep myself from going insane. I'd say I'm pretty smart, both IQ-wise and in just plain common sense. My life is a constant uphill battle against my innate messiness and reluctance to exercise. So far I'm staying around the middle of the hill-- I'm slightly messy and I exercise maybe 3-4 times a week (tho not very intensely). I like sex but rarely make the first move. I also don't mind being tied up or spanked I like my boyfriend (unfilled position) to be my best friend... not into the casual "you hang w/ your friends and I'll hang w/ mine and we'll meet once in a while to have sex" . I also admit that I can be pretty jealous, but the best way I've found to combat that is honesty. Yes, you may hurt my feelings once in a while, but I'd rather know upfront than find out later by going behind your back when you start acting sketchy Hmm, okay, so thats about all the beans I got to spill... what else do you need to know? "

Quote :

"sylvershade 26 / f / straight / single Durham, North Carolina, United States Last login: Online now! / Join Date: Apr 20"

8/18/2008 6:25:39 PM

^^ in that case, see my latest thread

8/18/2008 6:25:41 PM

damnit you asshole.

8/18/2008 6:26:22 PM

Quote :

"But no, I'm not a celibate person. I went 6mo without sex, during which my roommate was cool, but now I'm back in the game, and she's apparently gotten irked."

You know, I thought the "HAY LOOK AT ME I GOT LAID!!!!!" threads here strictly a male institution.

Guess not.

8/18/2008 6:26:34 PM

Picture this scenario:

You just got home from a long day. Opened that Ice beverage of your choice, lets say Cheerwine in this case, and sat down to listen to a homely melody from that hipster Paul Wall. You've had a long day, and this is how you relax.

No imagine this honest working man's dream shattered by the belching screams of your hambeast of a roommate getting her whale shaped head banged on the head board and her Aircraft carrier sized ass pounded by some craigslist neckbeard who takes the role of 'The Gimp' from Pulp Fiction a little too literally.

Yea, I'd move the fuck out too.

8/18/2008 6:27:04 PM

http://howilost32pounds.ytmnd.com/

8/18/2008 6:27:44 PM

wow, so ambrosia is pretty much a huge bitch all the time.

8/18/2008 6:28:35 PM

I had a roommate who didn't even like it when I had sex, even if she was not there. Yelled at me for leaving a condom in the trash can.

But she was an idiot and definitely a prude.

8/18/2008 6:29:15 PM

I too, have had sex

/troll

8/18/2008 6:29:17 PM

i'm in love

8/18/2008 6:30:05 PM

fucking skanks

8/18/2008 6:31:15 PM

Quote :

"wow, so ambrosia is pretty much a huge bitch all the time."

You don't pay attention much, do you?

ALso, neckbeard is one of my favorite derogatory names for a guy <3

8/18/2008 6:32:03 PM

Sounds like your room mate has jealousy issues and you have attention whore issues.

Why not just part ways? I'm sure a good ass slapping bed thumping is worth 350$ a month to you.

Sex IS worth it right?

Oh, wait, we're not high school virgins anymore .

Get a better bed.

Save 350$

8/18/2008 6:32:37 PM

if i was getting laid on the regular i would fuck in my front yard in broad daylight so everybody would know....i don't care if the whole neighborhood moved out

8/18/2008 6:32:45 PM

^ where you live?

8/18/2008 6:34:31 PM