sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
because she doesn't like hearing when I have sex.
I charge her $350 flat for rent. And it's not like I'm yelling and screaming--- the bed thumps around, and she can hear when my guy spanks me.
Wtf? 8/18/2008 6:05:20 PM |
moron All American 34078 Posts user info edit post |
she probably just wants to join in 8/18/2008 6:05:59 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
who cares about this shit don't post it online 8/18/2008 6:06:27 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
find a roommate who's not a prude 8/18/2008 6:06:37 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
I too, have had sex 8/18/2008 6:08:29 PM |
packboozie All American 17452 Posts user info edit post |
This has attention whore written all over it... 8/18/2008 6:08:45 PM |
SandSanta All American 22435 Posts user info edit post |
Nobody likes to think about ugly people having sex so her response is perfectly reasonable. 8/18/2008 6:08:46 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, but it'll be hard finding someone I get along with who doesnt put their crap everywhere and will put up with 2 cats.
and I don't mind hearing ugly people getting it on. Just as I don't have to see it.
[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 6:09 PM. Reason : df] 8/18/2008 6:08:57 PM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "her response is perfectly reasonable." |
8/18/2008 6:09:51 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
I was hoping to get some positive feedback... I'm sure alot of people on here have roommates-- maybe the problem is noone else on here gets laid. 8/18/2008 6:11:25 PM |
JohnnieWalkr All American 2673 Posts user info edit post |
maybe you suck in other areas of being a roommate and this was just the chosen excuse
[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 6:11 PM. Reason : .] 8/18/2008 6:11:34 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and I don't mind hearing ugly people getting it on. Just as I don't have to see it. " |
good thing too because wearing earplugs in addition to having the lights off leaves you no better off than hellen keller8/18/2008 6:12:12 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was hoping to get some positive feedback" |
but this is chit chat.....8/18/2008 6:13:25 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
^ ^ you seem to manage it fine
[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 6:13 PM. Reason : d] 8/18/2008 6:13:34 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
don't be silly i may not be the most attractive person in the room but at least i'm not at "posts about shit on myspace" levels of insecurity and failure 8/18/2008 6:14:31 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
^ that's because you're a guy, and that automatically makes you unable to connect with your emotions, which I'm sure your gf's post about all the time. 8/18/2008 6:15:34 PM |
Stein All American 19842 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "her response is perfectly reasonable." |
8/18/2008 6:16:01 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
i don't date crazy bitches that post about shit on the internet
at least not anymore 8/18/2008 6:16:10 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
ie you're now gay. 8/18/2008 6:16:56 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
for $350 flat ill move in and i dont give a shit how loud you are in the sack
but you have to put up with a very large dog 8/18/2008 6:17:00 PM |
SandSanta All American 22435 Posts user info edit post |
Haaaay girl
I see we got that emotional baggage out of you by the first page this time! 8/18/2008 6:17:46 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
damn, can't have dogs :/ My cat would freak out for sure... plus I live in durham. 8/18/2008 6:18:02 PM |
jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
weren't you the chick who posted about some guy on myspace and scared him away like 8 days ago?
yeesh. already back in the saddle eh? 8/18/2008 6:18:04 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
Do you have separate rooms, or are you having sex while she is in the room?
Also, did she sign a lease? 8/18/2008 6:18:50 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I see we got that emotional baggage out of you by the first page this time!" |
ahahaha8/18/2008 6:19:37 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
owns cats
causes drama on myspace
disturbs room mate with ridiculous sexual antics with partners who are perfect strangers
this chick is sane 8/18/2008 6:19:54 PM |
jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Do you have separate rooms, or are you having sex while she is in the room?" |
you've got to be kidding8/18/2008 6:20:04 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
srsly 8/18/2008 6:20:14 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
"roommate" could mean she lives in a dorm, an apartment, a house, etc.. I didn't see her post saying she lived in Durham till after I posted. My b. 8/18/2008 6:22:04 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
i'm sure "sylver" "shadow" is giving us an accurate portrayal of the situation 8/18/2008 6:22:08 PM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was hoping to get some positive feedback... I'm sure alot of people on here have roommates-- maybe the problem is noone else on here gets laid." |
Certainly helps the situation you're faced with.8/18/2008 6:22:09 PM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
I think Quinn is one of my favorite users 8/18/2008 6:22:39 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
same guy.
communication error.
well, that's what we concluded who knows, maybe it wasn't.
But no, I'm not a celibate person. I went 6mo without sex, during which my roommate was cool, but now I'm back in the game, and she's apparently gotten irked. 8/18/2008 6:22:47 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
oh wait.... is this the girl that wanted advice on being naked with her boyfriend but dumped him and made out with some otherguy or something? 8/18/2008 6:23:56 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
that is not me. I like being naked.
Oh Yeah, and he's come over all of 3 times in the past 2 weeks, and this is suddenly a problem.
And I do keep my door closed when I'm having sex
[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 6:25 PM. Reason : ds] 8/18/2008 6:24:32 PM |
sd2nc All American 9963 Posts user info edit post |
I win!
Quote : | "I love to read Fantasy/Scifi. I am a cat person.
I'm pretty introverted, but need some social life to keep myself from going insane. I'd say I'm pretty smart, both IQ-wise and in just plain common sense. My life is a constant uphill battle against my innate messiness and reluctance to exercise. So far I'm staying around the middle of the hill-- I'm slightly messy and I exercise maybe 3-4 times a week (tho not very intensely). I like sex but rarely make the first move. I also don't mind being tied up or spanked I like my boyfriend (unfilled position) to be my best friend... not into the casual "you hang w/ your friends and I'll hang w/ mine and we'll meet once in a while to have sex" . I also admit that I can be pretty jealous, but the best way I've found to combat that is honesty. Yes, you may hurt my feelings once in a while, but I'd rather know upfront than find out later by going behind your back when you start acting sketchy Hmm, okay, so thats about all the beans I got to spill... what else do you need to know? " |
Quote : | "sylvershade
26 / f / straight / single
Durham, North Carolina, United States
Last login: Online now! / Join Date: Apr 20" |
8/18/2008 6:25:39 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89753 Posts user info edit post |
^^ in that case, see my latest thread ] 8/18/2008 6:25:41 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
damnit you asshole. 8/18/2008 6:26:22 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "But no, I'm not a celibate person. I went 6mo without sex, during which my roommate was cool, but now I'm back in the game, and she's apparently gotten irked." |
You know, I thought the "HAY LOOK AT ME I GOT LAID!!!!!" threads here strictly a male institution.
Guess not.8/18/2008 6:26:34 PM |
SandSanta All American 22435 Posts user info edit post |
Picture this scenario:
You just got home from a long day. Opened that Ice beverage of your choice, lets say Cheerwine in this case, and sat down to listen to a homely melody from that hipster Paul Wall. You've had a long day, and this is how you relax.
No imagine this honest working man's dream shattered by the belching screams of your hambeast of a roommate getting her whale shaped head banged on the head board and her Aircraft carrier sized ass pounded by some craigslist neckbeard who takes the role of 'The Gimp' from Pulp Fiction a little too literally.
Yea, I'd move the fuck out too. 8/18/2008 6:27:04 PM |
BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
http://howilost32pounds.ytmnd.com/ 8/18/2008 6:27:44 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
wow, so ambrosia is pretty much a huge bitch all the time. 8/18/2008 6:28:35 PM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
I had a roommate who didn't even like it when I had sex, even if she was not there. Yelled at me for leaving a condom in the trash can.
But she was an idiot and definitely a prude. 8/18/2008 6:29:15 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
I too, have had sex
/troll 8/18/2008 6:29:17 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
i'm in love 8/18/2008 6:30:05 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
fucking skanks 8/18/2008 6:31:15 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "wow, so ambrosia is pretty much a huge bitch all the time." |
You don't pay attention much, do you?
ALso, neckbeard is one of my favorite derogatory names for a guy <38/18/2008 6:32:03 PM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like your room mate has jealousy issues and you have attention whore issues.
Why not just part ways? I'm sure a good ass slapping bed thumping is worth 350$ a month to you.
Sex IS worth it right?
Oh, wait, we're not high school virgins anymore .
Get a better bed.
Save 350$ 8/18/2008 6:32:37 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
if i was getting laid on the regular i would fuck in my front yard in broad daylight so everybody would know....i don't care if the whole neighborhood moved out 8/18/2008 6:32:45 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
^ where you live? 8/18/2008 6:34:31 PM |