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Walter
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Some old lady got stung at the beach yesterday so I jumped into action and remembered what I learned in cub scouts back in the day. I immediately dropped my pants and took a runny shit all down her leg to neutralize the sting. Fucking cops show up, throw a fit (because I saved the day and they didn’t??), and take me down to the slammer. TLDR: Don’t try to help people these days.

8/20/2023 4:53:38 PM
The Coz
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This is the worst beach-related incident since Wrightsville wouldn't let Bertha the chicken on the strand and then she died.

RIP Bertha

8/20/2023 5:00:12 PM
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