- Do not use the spa under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

4/28/2018 11:27:44 PM

- Be thoughtful/humorous - Hundreds of people browse the message board each day. Before you post something, think to yourself, "would the majority of the users want to read this?". If the answer is "no", then don't post it.

4/28/2018 11:53:47 PM

shit, two of us showed up to post something, I'd say that's the vast majority atm.

4/29/2018 2:27:48 AM

The speed limit.

4/29/2018 12:59:13 PM

Laws against incest in Iowa.

4/29/2018 2:36:09 PM

Always use a spotter.

Don't text/talk and drive. (maybe some folks adhere to this... but the vast majority of drivers don't)

4/29/2018 6:06:37 PM

get all up inside my ear canal, q-tip

4/29/2018 6:08:46 PM

dont date crazy people

4/29/2018 7:50:39 PM

To love and to cherish til death do we part

4/30/2018 6:28:55 PM

never trust a big butt and a smile

said EMCE

4/30/2018 6:52:47 PM

beer before liquor never sicker

4/30/2018 8:08:38 PM

Never get high on your own supply

4/30/2018 9:49:13 PM

Left lane is for passing only

4/30/2018 10:55:30 PM

Let your woman know before you stick it in the butt

5/1/2018 1:54:29 PM

Jaywalking

5/1/2018 4:40:04 PM

Having a license to sell things

No peeing in the pool

No at home gambling

5/1/2018 4:56:56 PM

you must tip your waiter 15%, even if its shitty service

5/1/2018 5:15:10 PM

Don't suspend/unsuspend people just to make their status show suspended, even when they whine to the boss about it.

5/1/2018 5:32:49 PM

Speed limits?

5/1/2018 7:21:56 PM