Good night, sweet prince

[Edited on April 7, 2014 at 12:54 AM. Reason : iphotou]

4/7/2014 12:33:43 AM

could have been a good thread if you would have stuck to the protocol

4/7/2014 12:35:52 AM

I foe tow

4/7/2014 12:43:37 AM

Are you trying to summon him for a creepathon?
I think you have to post his name 3 times and a bad photo of scantily clad trailer trash.

4/7/2014 8:41:06 AM

what happened?

this isn't a joke is it?

4/7/2014 11:00:10 AM

He died in a car crash. It was 6:15 and he ran a red light trying to beat the dinner rush to Hooters.

4/7/2014 11:58:08 AM

LIARS.
https://twitter.com/Charlies_Images

4/9/2014 9:33:08 PM

this mug stared on to catch a predator right?

4/9/2014 10:40:46 PM

I love his Yelp reviews for all of the fancy places he frequents, like the former Jameson Inn and the Hardee's in Roanoke Rapids!

4/10/2014 7:45:03 AM

I heard they created To Catch A Predator specifically for him. He's basically Chris Hansen's great white whale.

4/10/2014 7:56:42 AM

I think he wrote a review of his experience on Yelp:

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=bNkUkCOWnCuJ-9B5ELHbaQ

4/10/2014 8:16:20 AM

Quote :

"Unfortunately your typical fast food counter person experience. Employees were not welcoming and did minimal actions to take an order and payment and bring to the table. Ordered the junior thickburger combo and specifically said NO ONIONS. When it was brought to the table, nice and hot with hot fries, the burger had onions, which I removed with a french fry."

Quote :

"A year ago I gave this location 5 stars. I always enjoyed going to this location. Sadly, things have changed since then. I had lunch here on three different locations in November/ early December. Girls were simply waitresses - take the food order, deliver the order, take payment. None of that Hooters interaction that is expected and up until now has been done really well at this location. On two of these visits i had the same Hooters Girl who wasn't just perhaps a little overweight - but flat out chunky. I also noticed another Hooters Girls who had a significant tattoo on one of her thighs, a clear violation of Hooters Girls standards. The facility itself is beginning to show its age. Faded photographs are on the wall and the floor and walls are in need of refinishing and maintenance. Sad to see what an been a better location go downhill like this."

[Edited on April 10, 2014 at 9:37 AM. Reason : ]

4/10/2014 9:32:46 AM

Wow, nothing below a 3 star, unless he has to stand, then nothing else matters 1 STAR.
I thought he was just an overwhelmingly positive yelper, until I saw a rating above 1 for Arby's, and all credibility was lost.

4/10/2014 9:46:47 AM

I'm still convinced he has a secret room in his basement, next to the photography studio, full of dead white girls who told him "no, I want to see my parents"

[Edited on April 10, 2014 at 9:56 AM. Reason : He pets them, and whispers sweet things. Dead girls can't smell his coffee breath, so it's ok, ok?]

4/10/2014 9:55:09 AM

Quote :

"If there is a Hooters anywhere near me, I am going to find it,"

4/10/2014 9:55:49 AM

he's on my facebook, he's not dead. he was just trying to help the nice pretty tv lady get rid of her dog.

4/10/2014 3:39:24 PM

he's dead

6/18/2014 11:39:28 PM

Quote :

" McDonald's Category: Fast Food 1.0 star rating 6/18/2014 1 check-in here First to Review I only go to a McDonald's because (a) I need something to eat and (b) there are no other options nearby. I arrive at this location at 10:53 - 7 minutes before lunch begins. I asked if I could order lunch and the counter person looked all confused and said "we really have some good breakfast choices." He finally asked the manager who said it was OK to take the order, but it would be delayed (until after 11 am) to be prepared. At 11:10 my order (Quarter Pounder w Cheese, fries, and sweet tea) was ready. I find it difficult to believe that such a simple request and order was that hard for them to comprehend and prepare in a timely manner. "

6/19/2014 8:28:16 AM

This guy is a fucking tool

6/19/2014 11:48:18 AM

My friend that works at hooters has him as a friend.

6/19/2014 11:57:45 AM

who the fuck reviews a god damn mcdonalds?

6/19/2014 12:14:55 PM

I was watching the "After Porn Ends" documentary and they talked to this "Porn historian" who looks just like iphotou

[Edited on June 19, 2014 at 12:20 PM. Reason : .]

6/19/2014 12:20:29 PM

he certainly likes to take photos at hooters

6/19/2014 7:10:47 PM

Quote :

"None of that Hooters interaction that is expected and up until now has been done really well at this location."

I've never been to Hooters...what exactly is expected of a Hooters girl other than the waitressing part?

[Edited on June 19, 2014 at 8:58 PM. Reason : f]

6/19/2014 8:58:09 PM

they run their hand up your thigh and rub their titties on your shoulder

pretty standard in my experience

6/19/2014 9:09:21 PM

I remembered that iphotou used to photograph redneck girls with muffin tops, ratty hair and buck teeth.

Just checked his webpage...apparently his models of choice haven't changed

6/19/2014 9:12:12 PM

lol

6/19/2014 9:34:22 PM

I do offer "artistically unclothed" photography

6/19/2014 9:36:49 PM

still alive

my bad

proof: http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=bNkUkCOWnCuJ-9B5ELHbaQ

8/27/2017 11:36:45 PM

LOL

8/28/2017 5:00:44 AM

God damn, his Yelp reviews are ridiculous. He must live a miserable life. That seems to be all he does.

Who the fuck reviews Ollie's Bargain Basement?

8/28/2017 9:57:52 AM

Obviously, you don't serve in Ollie's Army.

8/28/2017 10:34:39 AM

[Edited on August 28, 2017 at 1:00 PM. Reason : ^^ no shit I'm reading some now and they are extremely depressing. ]

8/28/2017 12:47:15 PM

i think anyone who has a profile picture on yelp is strange

8/28/2017 1:33:13 PM

yelp is the low key millenial dating app of DC

8/28/2017 4:09:33 PM

Quote :

"My food was lukewarm. Pasta dish had cooled and pasta was all clumped together. Boneless chicken also warm at best. Terrible experience."

Quote :

"This used to be an interesting flea market mall, with lots of variety from furniture to avon products to clothing and interesting "stuff". The name should now be "Mercado de pulgas Raleigh Mall" which according to the Google translation is the Spanish version of Raleigh Flea Market Mall. That is an accurate description of this facility now. 99% of it is Hispanic dealers, products, signage, and shoppers. There is nothing interesting for the non Hispanic Shopper."

[Edited on August 28, 2017 at 11:30 PM. Reason : e]

8/28/2017 11:29:16 PM

Judging by the places this dude actually decides to dine, I have 0 interest in any of his reviews.

8/28/2017 11:50:10 PM

he has multiple profile pics

and who fucking reviews fast food?

8/29/2017 11:07:24 AM

Quote :

"yelp is the low key millenial dating app of DC"

seriously? wtf?

[Edited on August 29, 2017 at 1:41 PM. Reason : can you even message people on yelp?]

8/29/2017 1:40:52 PM

you can not only message people, but follow them, like their comments, and search based on shared interests/sentiments

8/29/2017 4:18:29 PM

This dude has to be related to the depressing microwave food show guy.

9/3/2017 4:53:41 PM

His reviews are even and sincere. Like, if we overlook the fact that it's complete crazy town to be making the reviews in the first place, then he seems like a very consistently polite and reasonable person.

I think he might be a serial killer.

9/3/2017 8:04:37 PM

You should go out with him.

[Edited on September 4, 2017 at 9:33 AM. Reason : If I had a vagina, I totally would.]

9/4/2017 9:32:44 AM

he has a lot of yelp friends

9/4/2017 10:35:03 AM