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6/23/2010 9:51:30 PM

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS

6/24/2010 6:27:40 AM

(inside Moe's Tavern)
Moe: Barney, show 'em the exit.
Barney: There's an exit!?

Hollis Hurlbutt: Get out! You're banned from this Historical Society. You, and your children, and your children's children! ... For three months.

7/14/2010 6:43:03 PM

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

7/14/2010 6:45:55 PM

  Bart: Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
 Homer: [frightened] I don't know!  This is a NIGHTMARE! YOU'RE ALL
        SICK!
Worker: [waving his hand] Oh be nice!
 Homer: Oh!  My son doesn't stand a chance!  The whole world's gone gay!
         [a whistle goes off]
        Oh my god!  What's happening now?
Roscoe: We work hard.  We play hard.  [pulls a chain]
         ["Everybody Dance Now" starts playing]

7/14/2010 8:23:28 PM

Miss Hoover- which one is 1?

7/19/2010 7:02:24 PM

7/21/2010 1:35:04 AM

IT'S DIGNITY!

7/21/2010 5:56:19 AM

I love the expression on his face.

7/21/2010 9:45:03 AM

Quote :

" First you gotta shriek like a woman, then keep sobbing till he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back."

Quote :

"Homer: The last bar in Springfield. If they don't let me in here I'm going to have to quit drinking. Homer's liver: Yay!!! Homer: Shut up liver!! (Punches himself in the liver) Ow! My liver hurts. "

7/21/2010 11:16:14 AM

Oddly enough:

According to S6E19:

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/lisa_simpson_kind_of_got_marri.php

8/2/2010 10:15:52 AM

Except the wedding was called off because of the issue with the pig cufflinks, which leads to one of my favorite Rev. Lovejoy quotes:

"This never would have happened if the wedding had been inside the church, with God, instead of out here in the cheap showiness of nature."

8/2/2010 10:55:54 AM

I'm watching A Streetcar Named Marge right now

8/2/2010 11:56:19 AM

Marge: Homer, the lady that lives in our trash pile attacked me today
Homer: Thats not the way she tells it

8/2/2010 6:39:23 PM

Joan Rivers: Help me, my daughter's not talented!

8/2/2010 7:13:39 PM

"Looks like heaven's easier to get into than Arizona State"

it's funny....cause it's true

8/2/2010 8:02:06 PM

You don't win friends with salad.

8/6/2010 10:40:06 AM

I forgot about "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo"

Lisa Simpson: Hey look. There's a cybor cafe opening right here in Springfield. Will you take me dad? Please! I'll show you how to order pizza over the internet.
Homer Simpson: The internet? Is that thing still around?
Bart Simpson: I know a website that shows monkeys doing it.
Lisa Simpson: Bart, the internet is more than a global pornography network, it's a...
[Homer honks his car horn]
Homer Simpson: Come on Lisa, monkeys!

Homer Simpson: If we want to see Japanese people, we can just go to the zoo.
Marge Simpson: [mortified] Homer!
Homer Simpson: What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese... his name is Takashi... he's in my book club.

Marge Simpson: You liked "Rashomon".
Homer Simpson: That's not how I remember it.

8/20/2010 7:06:08 PM

'twas a good episode.

8/20/2010 7:52:32 PM

The garbage man can and he does it with a smile, never judges you.

8/20/2010 8:18:12 PM

I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady

9/14/2010 11:10:31 AM

Speaking of Lisa's wedding:

Quote :

"Lisa: I’m sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart. Hugh: No, no, honey: I had a fine time. Lisa: How did you get that gash on your forehead? Hugh: Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster, after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse."

9/14/2010 11:16:54 AM

Lisa: How about town crier? You'd be great at that.
Homer: You think so?
Bart: Well, yeah, Dad, you're a big fat loudmouth and you can walk
when you have to.

9/14/2010 12:22:55 PM

Quote :

"You don't win friends with salad."

I always say that to vegetarians, they're not too fond of it.

9/14/2010 1:05:37 PM

 Bart: Yo, Dr. S: have you seen Milhouse today?
Dr. S: No.
 Bart: OK, thanks.  [starts to leave]
Dr. S: Wait: did you know that there's a direct correlation between the
       decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?  Think about
       it.
 Bart: I will.  [walks off]
Dr. S: No you won't.  [goes back to drawing]

10/8/2010 9:18:17 PM

I asked for ketchup, I'm eating salad here

11/30/2010 2:28:40 PM

I'm an electric car...I don't go very fast, or very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're gay!

11/30/2010 2:47:22 PM

"I thought my problems were all gone...now they're back in spades..."
-Millhouse

11/30/2010 2:50:23 PM

Bart: "Cool, how do you know about this place?"
Milhouse: "This is where I come to cry."

11/30/2010 3:47:53 PM

[Edited on November 30, 2010 at 7:19 PM. Reason : more space]

11/30/2010 7:18:54 PM

Probably already posted but:

"Stop stop he's already dead"

Homer:"As long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe. So Bart butter your bacon."
Bart:"Yes, Father."

11/30/2010 7:45:40 PM

"You smell like dead bunnies."

11/30/2010 8:04:40 PM

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/19gW4Y/video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8305452894584255451

11/30/2010 10:34:35 PM

Quote :

""Stop stop he's already dead""

12/1/2010 7:15:12 PM

12/1/2010 7:19:24 PM

"You steam a good ham."

12/1/2010 7:54:02 PM

Quote :

"Marge Simpson: You liked "Rashomon". Homer Simpson: That's not how I remember it."

Ahahahaha I never fully got that joke until just this moment.

12/1/2010 8:02:28 PM

^ That one was over my head for years.

^^^ reminds me of:

Homer: Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is “How To Increase Your Word Power”, that thing is really, really, really....good.

12/1/2010 10:11:46 PM

they just killed off fat tony...NOOOOOO!!

12/12/2010 8:23:35 PM

eh...

the same way they killed off Snowball II and outed Armin Tamzarian.

12/13/2010 2:29:08 AM

Fit tony took over it's ok

12/13/2010 8:24:27 AM

bttt

12/15/2010 7:30:41 PM

Homer: Marge, I'm bored

Marge: well, why don't you read something...

Homer: ugh... Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom

12/15/2010 7:31:51 PM

thank you come again

12/15/2010 8:01:22 PM

Marge: That's illegal
Homer: That's for the courts to decide

12/17/2010 12:48:10 PM

Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell!

12/17/2010 12:55:53 PM

12/23/2010 7:20:35 PM

Bart: Im just getting out all of my aggression before I go to law school

12/24/2010 1:24:22 PM

Bart: Mom if you wanted to save time, you'd feed us out of one long bowl.

Marge: You're talking about a trough, Im not feeding you out of a trough.

12/28/2010 1:05:20 AM

Frink: Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive [to student] Don't touch it! [back to class] But I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them.
Apu: Could it be used for dating?
Frink: Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest. Ha-ho-ha-hey-hoo.

1/3/2011 6:47:07 PM