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2/26/2012 5:06:28 PM

Brett you may wanna hide me on facebook in 5 min

2/26/2012 5:26:16 PM

OSCAAAAAR NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! /oprah

2/26/2012 5:28:05 PM

lolol

2/26/2012 5:29:24 PM

oh lawd. Guess i better avoid Facebook tonight

2/26/2012 5:33:55 PM

I'm yelling just like elkbaby!

SOOOOOO EXXXXXCIIIIITEEEEDDDDDDDD

2/26/2012 5:36:38 PM

ugh

2/26/2012 5:39:26 PM

I'm becoming the kind of person ambrosia1231 tried to turn me in to a few years ago.


Had a monster headache today, and instead of taking pills I just took a long hot bath that was essentially a big tub full of herbal tea with a towel full of marjoram, peppermint, and lavender steeping in it. Then rubbed peppermint oil on my forehead and sprayed myself down with lavender and peppermint hydrosol. Came down stairs and enjoyed my whole foods tea in my world market tea cup.

2/26/2012 5:45:29 PM

a homemade bow made from bamboo and duct tape is pretty fucking powerful.

2/26/2012 6:56:05 PM

shitty they wont let sasha baron cohen do his thing

2/26/2012 7:01:23 PM

they said he could, but that they don't like it

2/26/2012 7:07:00 PM

sweet

2/26/2012 7:08:32 PM

i'm not watching any of it, but would like to know if he does it, and if it does ruffle any feathers


I'm not an awards show kinda guy

2/26/2012 7:10:12 PM

He's arrived on the red carpet in full dictator costume. He's on screen now being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest.

He dumped "the ashes of some dead guy" on Ryan seacrest and is now being escorted off the premises. And that's all she wrote.

[Edited on February 26, 2012 at 7:18 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2012 7:16:49 PM

what channel? the one I'm watching has commercials

[Edited on February 26, 2012 at 7:19 PM. Reason : E! I'm guessing]

[Edited on February 26, 2012 at 7:20 PM. Reason : just switched and saw seacrest saying something like and "now oyu know this isnt taped"]

2/26/2012 7:18:34 PM

E!

Ryan seacrest is pissed lol
His cohosts are laughing though

^oh yeah it was totally live.

[Edited on February 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2012 7:20:00 PM

hopefully it'll be put on the internet

2/26/2012 7:20:54 PM

HAHAHAHAHA I have to see this

[Edited on February 26, 2012 at 7:25 PM. Reason : no tv ]

2/26/2012 7:25:40 PM

Fireworks? What on earth?

2/26/2012 7:25:55 PM

Ryan won't stop apologizing to folks for the dust

he's so so so mad

2/26/2012 7:32:16 PM

A quiet Sunday night getting to watch E! = happiness

2/26/2012 8:05:08 PM

my brain is hurting

2/26/2012 8:08:35 PM

Yea being hungover at 8:30pm sucks

2/26/2012 8:24:31 PM

I'm still fighting my hangover... no bueno

2/26/2012 8:25:25 PM

Mine was induced by bottomless mimosas

2/26/2012 8:32:38 PM

Foooooooood.

2/26/2012 8:38:32 PM

i can't even blame it on being hungover...

it's just a massive headache

2/26/2012 8:40:01 PM

I'm thinking about the starsiege tribes soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiq28bne9LA

Also, going back to work tomorrow, but I'm inebriated enough right now that that's way out of my mind.

2/26/2012 10:39:22 PM

Is it Friday yet?

2/27/2012 8:07:43 AM

time to get busy...

it's nice still being in me pjs though

2/27/2012 8:08:19 AM

ugh. Always hard to get back to work after a great weekend.

2/27/2012 9:24:08 AM

Yah, 10 hours of sleep

2/27/2012 10:20:39 AM

Just went through my condom stash... had one expired and a bunch that are about to.

2/27/2012 11:34:38 AM

It's ridiculous that I'm crying over something as silly as formula feeding buddy

2/27/2012 11:58:17 AM

I did it too, LKB.

2/27/2012 12:21:42 PM

This day.
Rage.

2/27/2012 12:24:34 PM

^^I'm glad I'm not alone in that.
On the upside (downside?), he wouldn't even take it. Now I've REALLY gotta get out of jury duty.

2/27/2012 2:04:23 PM

For some reason, I thought it was 4:30 and was freaking out about how fast time goes by when you sleep in.

2/27/2012 2:35:57 PM

my boss just tried to do the dougie on the way back from lunch

2/27/2012 2:42:53 PM

can i still deposit a check if my girlfriend forgot to endorse it over to me?

i usually deposit 3-4 per month, but she's always signed them first. she forgot this time.

2/27/2012 3:17:19 PM

got that shit on lock?

2/27/2012 3:20:20 PM

This is me and that new receptionist for that law firm downstairs

2/27/2012 3:25:32 PM

daaaawwwwww

2/27/2012 3:28:14 PM

This is easily the worst sandwich I've ever made

2/27/2012 3:40:03 PM

I dont get why people like Santorum, at all.

2/27/2012 5:02:39 PM

lol a friend and I were talking about that at work this morning

we don't understand how he has a following...a LEGIT following?

but if he gets the nomination over the other wackos, this will be an easy year for me lol

2/27/2012 5:04:58 PM

It doesn't make a damn lick of sense and at first I thought it was a joke, then I saw this shit and was all wtf, they're serious?? AW HELL



Frankly, I'm not impressed with any of the Republican nominees.

2/27/2012 5:07:18 PM

^ Totally pwnt herself in the High School shooting thread

2/27/2012 5:08:48 PM

haha I really fucking did, honestly for some reason I thought that shit happened after I graduated. lol Either way, I didn't feel threatened at school.

2/27/2012 5:10:10 PM

We had a kid blow his own head off in the school parking lot when I was a Junior, so that would have been 94/95 time frame. At least he only used the gun on himself, but he still had a gun at school even back then.

2/27/2012 5:13:49 PM