In Soviet Russia, hairdresser rapes you!

lol...

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"Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports. The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings. The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate. Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate. After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra. She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!” Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police. Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police. “What a bastard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.” After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop. Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery. "

Olga (image from http://life.ru)

http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_turns_robber_into_sex-slave.html

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 5:31 AM. Reason : ]

4/17/2009 5:28:50 AM

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"The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate."

don't you get a yellow belt just for buying the uniform?

4/17/2009 5:30:40 AM

you start with white.

4/17/2009 5:32:09 AM

In Soviet Russia, hot blondes rape you!

4/17/2009 5:33:11 AM

^^^Actually, you maybe right. White is n00b for USA, yellow is when you are starting out in the rest of the world, but really depends on what form you are studying as the color system is different from place to place.

4/17/2009 5:35:35 AM

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"Rapped"

4/17/2009 5:42:31 AM

lol, its 5 in the morning, I'm like baked

4/17/2009 5:47:26 AM

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"three long days"

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"bought him new jeans"

4/17/2009 6:13:51 AM

would be funnier if it were real

4/17/2009 6:28:23 AM

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" DOG FETCH RAPE "

4/17/2009 7:09:42 AM

1. "Rapped"
2. Why didn't you use the thread already made for this story? ?topic=564049

4/17/2009 7:27:37 AM

^I support this smack down

4/17/2009 7:31:24 AM

man i wish this was a common practice. I know several hairdressers i'd love to rob.

4/17/2009 7:57:41 AM

I did search to see if this was posted. oh wellz.

4/17/2009 3:49:53 PM

4/17/2009 3:51:59 PM

i detect shenanigans

shit, i'd pay cash money for this exact scenario


lol karate

4/17/2009 4:22:35 PM

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"In Soviet Russia, hot blondes rape you!"

lmao

4/17/2009 4:35:42 PM

1 ticket to Russia please

4/17/2009 4:43:05 PM

of all the hairdressers in russia, he had to try to rob a black one, huh? i mean, how many blacks are there in russia anyway? and of those how many are hairdressers?

4/17/2009 4:46:51 PM

i dont even need to say anything

this is also an older story of one about a year ago, so this isnt true.

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 4:58 PM. Reason : lol]

4/17/2009 4:49:47 PM

4/17/2009 6:44:26 PM

Sounds like someone at a newspaper mistook a penthouse story for a press release.

4/17/2009 7:47:59 PM

was it a free style battle?

4/17/2009 11:28:17 PM

WTF

4/17/2009 11:32:15 PM