8

8/17/2009 4:17:35 AM

sweet a dude wants to put lipstick around his ass and get pounded. evan

8/17/2009 5:06:09 AM

first one to get laid by a hot member of the opp sex wins?!!

8/17/2009 5:55:41 AM

wow my conversation has been going for like 20 mins and i feel like a complete loser

9/30/2009 8:12:47 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI?
You: HAI
Stranger: hello~
You: whathup
Stranger: where a u from
You: deluth mn u?
Stranger: ?
You: minnesota
You: wha about you
Stranger: where
You: where
You: are
You: you
You: from
Stranger: china
You: o rry?
Stranger: i am chinese
You: you speak good engrish
Stranger: thank you
You: youre rercome
You have disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny lesbian looking for female to swap pics with..
You: perfect
Stranger: you?
You: im a female....kinda bi curious
Stranger: ok sweet.
You: i mean ive always been into guys but ive always watched lesbian porn
Stranger: awesome. will you send a pic?
You: i dunnooo how do i even know youre a girl....i dont normally do this
Stranger: il go first then?
You: ok cool....do you want my email address?
Stranger: il just send a link?
Stranger: http://i35.tinypic.com/14xjlsm.jpg
You: oh god i just busted a fat nut
Stranger: ?
You: uhh i mean hold on
Stranger: what?
You have disconnected.

AHAHAHAHA THE VERY NEXT ONE

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: if you say you're horny
Stranger: i'll hunt you down
Stranger: and eat your future children.
You: its ok i just beat off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 12:30 AM. Reason : .]

10/14/2009 12:23:03 AM

^nice pic get

10/14/2009 12:33:57 AM

thx

10/14/2009 12:34:29 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yooooooooooooo
Stranger: male or female? Webcam?
You: hahaha
You: surely that isnt ALL anyone on the internet cares about
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^^^ nice pic get...from a dude.

10/14/2009 12:37:18 AM

thx

10/14/2009 12:41:45 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: if you say you're horny Stranger: i'll hunt you down Stranger: and eat your future children. You: its ok i just beat off Your conversational partner has disconnected."

hahaha

10/14/2009 1:28:11 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: do u live with ur mom? You: is this some kind of philosophical question? are you asking if i still carry the emotional baggage that mothers tend to impart on their children? You: no, I think ive moved on Stranger: who the fuck do u think u are some kind of profffeser or some shit"

11/2/2009 1:46:25 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup?
Stranger: Bored.
Stranger: u?
You: jacking off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

11/2/2009 2:56:53 AM

I've had about a dozen of these:

Quote :

"Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: m/f? You: m"

and then they disconnect.

11/2/2009 3:37:10 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: haya
You: harro!
Stranger: lol harro
You: vassup?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: f/m
You: u first
Stranger: dam it ur a guy
You: drat! foiled again!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

11/2/2009 3:50:35 AM

man, i was gonna go to bed like 2 hours ago, then i got on here

11/2/2009 3:51:50 AM

I remember when this was popular for a few days

11/2/2009 4:23:41 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi\
You: GIRL GIRL?
Stranger: yes
You: HI GIRL???
You: dammit jk
Stranger: whats up
You: hello
Stranger: whats your name
You: alex
Stranger: i am martin
Stranger: i am a trawestit
You: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You: ????????????
You: ?????????????????????????????
You: ???
You: ???????
You: ??????????
Stranger: \i am a men drest in girl clotes
You: ???????????????????????????????????????
You: ????????????
You: ???????????????????
You: ?????????????
You: ????????????????????????
You: ??
You: ???
You: ????
You: ???
You: ??
You: ??????????????????????????????????????????????
You: ??????????????????????????????????????????
Stranger: i want to lick your balls
You: ????????????????
You: ??????
You: ????
You: WHYYYYYY??????
You: DON'T DO THAT PLEASE
Stranger: do you want to lick my cristmas bolls
You: NO I DO NOT WANT LIKC CRISTMAS BOLLS
You: ??????????
You: ????
You: ??????????????????
Stranger: i want to cum in your anal
You: PLEASE DON'T CUM IN MY ANAL
You: I WILL BREAK YOUR DICK OFF WITH A HAMMER.
Stranger: nooo
You: YESSSSSSSS
You: HAHAHA
You: BITCH
Stranger: i just want to lick your fat dick
You: NOOOOOO
You: WHYYYYYY
Stranger: do you want to lick my ................asshole
Stranger: if dont want to i will fucking rape you
You: NO I NOT LICK YOUR ASSHOLE
You: IF YOU RAPE ME I WILL USE MY RAPE WHISTLE.
Stranger: what is an rape whistle
You: IT MEANS I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHER.
You: UNDERSTAND CUNT?
Stranger: mother fucker
Stranger: bitch
You: EXACTLY
You: I WILL BE A MOTHER FUCKER AFTER I FUCKYOURMOTHER
You: IF YOU TRY TO RAEP ME
You: UNDERSTAND?
Stranger: yep
You: ok
Stranger: so do it honey
You: HONEY?
Stranger: yes babe
You: BABE?
You: BITCH
You: ENOUGH
Stranger: no
Stranger: do u have skype
Stranger: :?
You: NO I DON'T HAVE FUCKING SKYPE
You: AND IF I DID I WOULD NOT SKYPE AN ANAL RAPIST LIKE YOURSELF
Stranger: ok ok u rubble
You: RUBBLE?
You: WHAT?
You: ???
Stranger: what u drees
Stranger: are u alone
Stranger: in the rom
Stranger: room
You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DREES MEANS
You: YES I AM ALONE.
You: WHY
Stranger: becouse we can make so skype sex
Stranger: xD
Stranger: do u want
Stranger: ?!
Stranger: are you sweethart
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i completely forgot about this conversation after I typed WHY, shit.

11/2/2009 4:23:52 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ask me anything and recieve an honest answer
You: are you into felching?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

11/2/2009 4:27:09 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 3000/dragon/uranus
Stranger: wow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

11/2/2009 8:30:17 PM

whenever they start off with a/s/l or m/f?

i say shemale, its funny when then disconnect

but a few still want to talk


creepy as fuck

11/2/2009 8:59:53 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: what's going down brown
Stranger: nothing much lol...asl?
You: m/26/USA
You: asl...bloodtype?
Stranger: 17/f/usa....and idk O.O
You: lol
You: o positive here!
You: w00t.
Stranger: lol cool
Stranger: is that the one that most ppl want
You: yes, we are the superior race.
You: i mean, blood type.
Stranger: ahahaha your funny
You: thank you.
Stranger: i wish i was from a superior race.
You: why's that?
Stranger: cause idk lol
You: well, it might make things easier.
You: and superior.
Stranger: lol yeah
You: so, you enjoy talking with strangers?
You: I had no idea this Web site existed.
Stranger: lol i love meeting new ppl so yeah i guess so...never really picked up on the whole.."dont talk to strangers" theory like everyone else
You: 'tis only theory indeed
Stranger: yeahp
Stranger: i thnk meeting new ppl expands your mind
Stranger: you tend to be more open minded about things
You: but not people
You: things, but not people
You: hardyharhar
Stranger: im open minded when it comes to ppl too......
You: tell me about about ppl
Stranger: what about them...
Stranger: everyone has their own opinion and diffrent values....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

11/2/2009 9:03:29 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny lesbian?
You: thats me
Stranger: pics?
You: nope
Stranger: y not?
You: dont have a cam
Stranger: oh :/
Stranger: wat r u wearing?
You: a snuggie
You: its a blanket with arm holes
Stranger: really?
You: yeah, its awesome
Stranger: is that all ur wearing?
You: no, i've got jeans and a sweatshirt on under that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

11/2/2009 9:49:18 PM

http://vampirefreaks.com/gallery/Kleng

got this link today from this convo:

You: so why are you on here?
Stranger: Honestly?
You: yeah, why would i care about any other answer?
Stranger: Some people can't handle the truth.
Stranger: But the truth is, in my case, to troll.
Stranger: Kill time, have a laugh, ya know?
You: well your doing a god awful job of trolling me
Stranger: Meh.
Stranger: If you don't like it then leave.
You: you're supposed to say something offensive
Stranger: If someone is willing to have a good convo with me then yes/
Stranger: .
Stranger: I'm actually really mellow.
Stranger: <,<
You: about having sex with babies, or some subtle racist joke.
Stranger: I did the sex with babies last time.
Stranger: =D
Stranger: I mean, my main goal is to just kill time.
You: or something that goes againts 99% of the general public ideology. something like "snuggies are the best type of blanket"
Stranger: But if I can have an intelligent conversation with someone on here, then I'll go for it.
Stranger: And sunggies are retarded.
You: see, it's good troll bait
Stranger: Meh.
Stranger: I usually start out with "Braaaaiiiiinnnsss".
Stranger: I could troll you and give you the URL to my VF.
Stranger: Then I'd be a self-absorbed troller.
You: what's a vf?
Stranger: http://vampirefreaks.com/Kleng
Stranger: My profile.
You: so you are a self absorbed troller?
Stranger: I can be.
Stranger: I mean, if I'm gonna show you the site, I may as well show you my profile, yeah?
You: is that what the cuts on the wrist are? more self absorbtion?
Stranger: I like to call it self-mutilation.
Stranger: And its not my wrist, its my arms and leg.
Stranger: I've never tried to kill myself.
Stranger: THAT would be self-absorbed.
You: au contraire! If you didn't intend to kill yourself, then the only reason was precisely for attention.

You, madam, are pretty sneaking. I see you troll in real life too
Stranger: Haha, good call.
Stranger: But really, I did it to release my anger.
Stranger: Why go to jail for cutting up someone, when I can cut myself up and just talk to someone about it later?
You: a false dichotomy.
You: I promise that It wasn't an either or situation
You: you cut yourself because you wanted to have something to talk about later
You: you could have just as easily went salmon fishing
Stranger: I don't live near a river.
Stranger: But, you can call it what you want, I was the one who did it, so only I know the reasoning.
Stranger: I know why I did it, so it doesn't matter what other people think.
Stranger: No offese.
Stranger: *offense
You: im not offended at all, but you're not the only one that knows the reasoning. you did it for the same reason you posted it on the internet and passed it along to a stranger. You did it to start this conversation. I put no connotations on that.
Stranger: Lol, I forgot they were even on there.
Stranger: I gave you the link as an act to promote the site.
Stranger: And I put the pictures on there to mark a time in my life that were hard for me, but I was able to overcome.
You: dude, you just got epic trolled
Stranger: O rly?
You: see how I reversed that on you? *toots own horn*
Stranger: Oh please.
Stranger: I just made you think that.
Stranger: And plus, its not trolling when you admit it.
Stranger:
You: dude, i just meta-trolled you! I trolled you about trolling. woah.
Stranger: LMFAO!
Stranger: Whatever, man.

11/2/2009 11:06:40 PM

Stranger: Congratulations!!!
You have found the Genie of Omegle
While I cannot grant you any wishes, I can give you advice on any topic
I cannot grant wishes because you haven't released me from my lamp, but I can freely advise you on anything you desire
Stranger: Congratulations!!!
You have found the Genie of Omegle
While I cannot grant you any wishes, I can give you advice on any topic
I am unable grant wishes because you haven't released me from my lamp, but I can freely advise you on anything you desire
Stranger: hello?
You: hi
Stranger: sorry about that second post
Stranger: people dont beleive im a genie
You: i believe you
Stranger: so im trying to word it in a way that sounds real
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: how may i help you?
You: well i'm going to raleigh, nc this weekend for my university's homecoming
You: how should i go about getting a hot young undergrad to drag me home with her?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: alchohol?
Stranger: lots of alchohol
You: well i plan on consuming a lot of that
You: and i just graduated in may, so i'm not like a creepy old guy or anything
Stranger: start working on funny/flirty one liners
Stranger: i've been in a lamp for a while so i dont really have any for you
You: dang
Stranger: but you have the internet
Stranger: google that shit
You: word
You: i'll do that
Stranger: make sure they have more alchohol than you do
You: "how do i fuckin get a hot ass undergrad to drag me home by my hair and bang the hell out of me?"
Stranger: see above?
Stranger: but with more alchohol
You: yeah
You: ok
Stranger: if you have any other "stuff" feel free to use it
Stranger: X is pretty effective
You: nice
You: i can probably get some before i go
You: gotta make some calls
You: i know people who know people
Stranger: i would use that as a last resort only
Stranger: cause it could mess you up pretty good
You: yeah
Stranger: anything else?
You: no that's all
You: thanks genie
Stranger: alright
Stranger: good luck getting that undergrad pussy
You: thanks
Stranger: it's what i do

11/5/2009 3:13:35 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi. asl?
You: i need an outside, non-biased, honest opinion
You: you up for it?
Stranger: okay
You: i need legal advice...i hit an old woman while i was out riding...i kinda just left...do you see any legal issues with this?
You: i don't think she was hurt or anything
Stranger: i wouldn't say i'm the best for legal advice
Stranger: but honestly, even if it was an accident and no one was seriously injured, you shouldn't have left like that
You: well i mean i wasn't riding in a car
You: i didn't know if hit and run laws applied
Stranger: what were you riding?
You: heh you prolly won't believe me...
You: i have a reindeer farm and was testing the sled before the winter season really kicks in
Stranger: mhm..
You: see my situation?
Stranger: yeah but did it really happen?
You: ridiculously complicated
You: i don't think anyone could identify me...i was wearing pretty discreet clothing...red jacket, red pants etc
You: but then again how many reindeer farms do you know of >.>
Stranger: oh, you would be surprised
You: whatcha mean?
Stranger: at first I didn't believe you but it could happen
You: do you know someone else who's grandma got run over by a reindeer?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Christmas song ftw?

11/5/2009 7:10:40 PM

start the conversation with "furry?" and 9/10 will immediately end the conversation. love it.

11/5/2009 8:48:30 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: hey You: howdy Stranger: whats ur name You: on my screen it is "You" You: but irl, it's Bryan Stranger: ur fuckin weird"

11/5/2009 8:51:33 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey, im a horny male You: me too! Your conversational partner has disconnected."

11/5/2009 9:03:42 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am thinking about killing myself You: only YOU can stop me Stranger: hahaha do it You: ok You: *BOOM* Stranger: hahaha you alright? Stranger: buddy you there? Stranger: whered do you live give me your adress ill call the police Your conversational partner has disconnected."

i wonder if I just fucked with that person for the rest of their life

[Edited on November 5, 2009 at 9:25 PM. Reason : ]

11/5/2009 9:23:33 PM

[Edited on November 21, 2009 at 12:09 PM. Reason : .]

11/21/2009 12:07:31 PM

Stranger: hi~
You: hello
Stranger: u r not american ,right?

11/21/2009 1:06:55 PM

damn it, I got a suicidal kid.

11/21/2009 1:50:04 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 20 MAN UNITED STATES
Stranger: 22 m China
You: YOU HAVE INTERNETS IN CHINA?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(BTTT)

12/14/2009 4:00:12 AM

Quote :

"You: hi Stranger: Man or girl You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected."

12/14/2009 4:09:34 AM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey bitch! Get out them bewbz and I'll jack off for ya! 10inches of rock solid cock for you! You: YO! You: K You: I AM FROM JAPAN You: YOU WANT SEE 'BEWBZ'? Stranger: indeed. Stranger: asl? You: 17 F JAPAN Stranger: do you have msn? You: NO DO YOU? Stranger: i wouldn't have asked if i didnt You: DO YOU HAS SKYPR? You: MSN ARE DUMB Stranger: skype as well. Stranger: but no mic. You: OOOHHHHHHHH BAD BOY You: BYE BYE Stranger: but i have a cam Stranger: if that makes up for it You: *BYE-BYE Stranger: actually... Stranger: i might have a mic You: NO DON'T HAVE MIC Stranger: on my other headset Stranger: if i can find it You: AHHHHHHHHHHHH You: THIS IS ME Stranger: whats your skype name? You: HERE ARE MY MYSPACE PICTURES You: http://tinyurl.com/a3g8jg Stranger: what's your skype name? You: LOOK AT MINE MYSPACE PICTURES FIRST Stranger: its loading. You: OK You: WHERE DOES I SEE MINE SKYPE NAME? Stranger: log onto skype and it'll be up the top left corner Stranger: which is you? Stranger: in the photo You: THE ANUS You: WAIT You: HOW DO YOU SAY "ANUS"? Stranger: i'm guessing you're the girl in the photo? You: O:-) You: MAYBEEEEEEEEEE Stranger: what is your email address? i'll search for you on skype You: WHAT ADDRESS? Stranger: email? You: OHHH You: HERE WAIT You: JUST ADD ME ON FACEBOOK FOR NOW OK? Stranger: ok You: http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh You: THERE MINE PROFILE You: I WILL SKYPE MY TITTIES LATER OK You: JUST ADD ME Stranger: nice rickroll... what's your skype name? You: WHAT IS SKYPE You: ???????????????????????????? Stranger: zzzz You: ??????????? You: ??? You: ??????????? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

12/14/2009 4:10:49 AM

wow, i am actually having a normal conversation on there... it is a constant battle to resist the urge to start acting like a fucktard

12/14/2009 5:16:17 AM

Quote :

"You: hey Stranger: Hey. Stranger: Unless you leave right now I'm going to hack your computer. You: nah son You: i already hacked yours Stranger: don't believe me huh? You: nope Stranger: alright. Stranger: that will make it that much more satisfying. Stranger: do me a favor. You: ?? Stranger: count down from 10. once you reach 0 i'll hack your computer. You: how will i know? Stranger: your computer will freeze. You: it does that anyway Stranger: then you have nothing to fear. Stranger: count down from 10. You: i already did Stranger: no Stranger: on the chat You: 10 You: 9 You: 8 You: 7 You: 6 You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: 0 You: Shit's weak"

1/7/2010 8:34:13 PM

^LOL

1/7/2010 8:46:43 PM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: furry? Stranger: yea You: oh my god yes! You: i've been asking everyone and you're the first person You: what's the greatest thing about being a furry? Stranger: nothing Stranger: its bad thing You: no it's not You: it's beautiful Stranger: m? You: no Stranger: lol Stranger: f? You: yes Stranger: furry is beautiful? You: yes it is You: i'm a kitty cat Stranger: asl plz You: why You: what are you going to do if you know my age and location? Stranger: u r a weird f You: are you going to come and ravage me? You: i need to be ravaged Stranger: why ? You: come and ravage my kitty cat pussy You: ok here's my asl You: 47/f/ny Stranger: 47? You: yes Stranger: i am only 22 You: purrfect! You: i love kittens Your conversational partner has disconnected."

1/8/2010 1:15:38 AM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey there You: hey Stranger: what time is it in your part of the world? You: 1:26 am Stranger: mine too You: east coast? Stranger: yep You: cool Stranger: what are you up to? You: just laying in bed in my bra and panties Stranger: fair enough Stranger: i assume you are a girl? Stranger: haha You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected."

INFINITE LOLS

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 1:32 AM. Reason : ]

1/8/2010 1:29:14 AM

^haha

1/8/2010 1:39:30 AM

I love this fucking site

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: f? You: not yet Your conversational partner has disconnected."

1/8/2010 1:58:55 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: Hi 18 m Sweden looking for a girl with a webcam. You: Got a cat? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"start the conversation with "furry?" and 9/10 will immediately end the conversation. love it."

Quote :

"Stranger: hi You: furry? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 2:20 AM. Reason : m]

1/8/2010 2:18:18 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: asl? You: Evan...Is that you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"Stranger: Hi 18 m Sweden looking for a girl with a webcam. You: not you again Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 2:48 AM. Reason : m]

1/8/2010 2:22:18 AM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello, I am from Netherlands. You may ask me five questions and that is all. Stranger: ok, i can deal with that Stranger: do they have to be yes or no? You: No. Second question. Stranger: what's your age You: 22. Third question. Stranger: are you a male or a female? You: I am a man. Fourth question. Stranger: what's your opinion on russian literature? You: Fuck Russia and their literature. Fifth question. Stranger: what is your occupation? You: I am a porn fluffer. You: Thank you for chatting with me today. You have disconnected."

1/11/2010 2:30:36 AM

omegle. now with video

3/27/2010 11:23:35 AM

yeah i got back on this tonight for the hell of it

Quote :

"Stranger: heyy You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. Stranger: wat You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. Stranger: i dint kill ur father idiot You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. Stranger: bye You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. Stranger: bitch You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. "

Quote :

"Stranger: Bi M looking to trade nude pics You: good luck with that, fag Stranger: fuck you You have disconnected. "

2/4/2011 11:50:45 PM

leave it up to stinger to not be funny

2/4/2011 11:53:44 PM

hey pot im kettle

2/4/2011 11:56:57 PM

hey kettle

I wasn't trying to be funny anywhere here.

but you were

2/5/2011 12:04:13 AM