b/c it's extra naughty to them and that's a turn on

1/14/2009 2:16:23 PM

Hmmmm

1/14/2009 2:17:40 PM

i mean it hasn't even been close though
religious = going to sleep with me and willing to do crazy shit in bed

1/14/2009 2:17:47 PM

did you used to go to lockins in high school?

that shit was like an all for one orgy under god

1/14/2009 2:18:36 PM

I never went to a lock in

I was always so sad I couldn't go.

1/14/2009 2:19:38 PM

Quote :

"in my experience girls that are religious are much more likely to put out and much more likely to be huge freaks in bed when they did"

The most religious girl that I ever dated was also the absolute worst lay that I've ever had. She even went on to say that she didn't want to have sex any more until we were married, although that was immediately after she crawled up my ass about wanting to get married as soon as we graduated.

Needless to say I got out of that and went on to pursue really freaky chicks.

1/14/2009 2:21:41 PM

the most i ever got at a lock-in was a little down the pants action, but i knew of a lot of stuff that happened

1/14/2009 2:23:26 PM

dont listen to dallasispoor as hes gay

1/14/2009 2:23:26 PM

you people are a bunch of damn heathens

1/14/2009 2:24:58 PM

i saw opie168 looking at gay porn once in the brickyard

1/14/2009 2:26:25 PM

you would think someone named BigEgo would have more confidence in himself. thats all you have to do, be confident (like someone said, without coming off as a prick). Seriously, as cheesy as it sounds, introduce yourself (remembering her name afterwards), tell her something you like about her (besides her tits) and then say, would you like to do something this weekend. Like Travolta, Be Cool.

1/14/2009 2:26:26 PM

you can find dallasispoor at legends 5 nights a week

1/14/2009 2:26:57 PM

you can find opie168 in his dorm room at UT pounding the pud to a picture of ben afflack

1/14/2009 2:27:40 PM

I hope he comes back and says he did the office space thing

1/14/2009 2:29:10 PM

dallasispoor is easy to recognize in class as hes the one sittin with his hand up his ass all period long

1/14/2009 2:29:41 PM

....and a finger up ur mom's ass at the same time, opie168

1/14/2009 2:30:20 PM

wtf noobs
take your homo lovefest somewhere else

1/14/2009 2:31:13 PM

a picture, or she is ugly as fuck..;.

1/14/2009 2:31:14 PM

dallasispoor still owes my mom freakin $1k for that lil session. she charged extra when he asked for her to strap the dildo on and bend em over.....

1/14/2009 2:31:50 PM

STFU confusi0n

1/14/2009 2:33:01 PM

i'll take our homo lovefest to ur mom's house confusi0n

1/14/2009 2:33:25 PM

the guys that argued about that teacher (maynard?) with the ferrets were way funnier

1/14/2009 2:34:00 PM

yeah look at me i posted my whole life on TWW and live at home with my mom still in the basement you queer confusi0n

1/14/2009 2:34:19 PM

tha fuck?

1/14/2009 2:35:24 PM

confusi0n= fat guy at parents basement that wacks off to gay porn

1/14/2009 2:36:10 PM

she has a boyfriend dude........

1/14/2009 2:38:48 PM

dude...just get to know her and ask her if she'd like to go out sometime after a couple days

simple as that man

1/14/2009 2:39:02 PM

Quote :

"Tell her you are rapidly approaching 8,000 posts on the wolf web"

Made me lol.

But seriously, there have been a few good suggestions. The main thing though is CONFIDENCE. And try not to think about what you are gonna say specifically. As someone mentioned before, try to time it so you can hold the door open for her, then more than likely she'll make eye contact with you on the way out. Smile and nod then after she walks by just come up beside her and say something like "Hi, I'm BigEgo, I noticed you in class today and wanted to let you know that I think you have awesome hair. It looks nice." then just take it from there. If you are feeling a little more adventurous say "I don't usually do this but are you hungry...?"

1/14/2009 2:40:00 PM

waht the fuck happened to this thread

1/14/2009 2:40:01 PM

I agree with wraith. introduce yourself, compliment the girl on how she looks (or vice versa), and then ask her if she's in any kind of study group or, if she's obviously not a studying kind, ask her if she has any plans this weekend.

1/14/2009 2:43:48 PM

Quote :

"I agree with wraith. introduce yourself, compliment the girl on how she looks (or vice versa), and then ask her if she's in any kind of study group or, if she's obviously not a studying kind, ask her if she has any plans this weekend. "

replace "compliment the girl" with "compliment yourself"

"Hi, I'm BigEgo. I'm a pretty big deal, and I have a pretty big deal in my pants"

If she doesn't laugh and you guys hit it off from there, fuck her and her poor sense of humor.

1/14/2009 2:47:50 PM

ok so back to the gayness....

1/14/2009 2:58:58 PM

attn: users with less than 150 posts

pls to gtfo my thread. you provide no lulz or anything useful to this thread.

anywayy

so far terpball wins the thread.

1/14/2009 3:01:37 PM

show up in class one day in a bear or dinosaur costume.

wikiFur.com, she might be into that.

1/14/2009 3:13:04 PM

this thread better be more interesting when i get back from bowling

1/14/2009 3:13:43 PM

Say nothing, do nothing. You probably stand no chance of getting with her anyway, so it's best not to try.

1/14/2009 3:13:57 PM

Username : BigEgo
Status : chillin
Posts : 7975 (27.5 per day)
Currently Online? : Yes
Registered : 3/30/2008 (289.7 days ago)


STFU you are nothing but a puss Freshman that whores themselves on TWW. aka, your a big loser if you havent already figured it out already. I mean who the F*CK ask TWW for girl advice. Post count has nothing to do with being a newb or how old you are, as i've got less than all in here and yet and prolly older than each of u retards askin for girl advice here on TWW.

GROW SOME D@MN BALLS!!!!

1/14/2009 3:14:35 PM

attn: users who don't know how serious this thread was supposed to be

anndddd SO TUFF

1/14/2009 3:15:46 PM

delete this waste of space

1/14/2009 3:17:17 PM

BigEgo....you're the no-ball pussy loser who can't figure out how to talk to a girl after class

1/14/2009 3:18:04 PM

fuck dat, i just live

this thread has been somewhat entertaining, before the <100 post fuckers n00bed on it and made it uninteresting

1/14/2009 3:18:09 PM

Ur mom has been entertaining......

1/14/2009 3:19:22 PM

pad while i wait for interesting responses...


anddd time to go to class

1/14/2009 3:20:21 PM

Quote :

"Ur mom has been entertaining......"

ahahahahahahahahahaha

you have to admit, thats pretty fucking clever

1/14/2009 3:22:38 PM

thank you Mr. Joshua

1/14/2009 3:25:29 PM

I gotta say that I'm a little disappointed that my office space suggestion isn't getting any more love than it is

1/14/2009 3:31:41 PM

do this to her but in the middle of class

1/14/2009 3:42:47 PM

do this to her butt in the middle of class

1/14/2009 3:44:03 PM

lol

1/14/2009 3:47:23 PM

lol at this thread full of noobaliases

1/14/2009 3:48:18 PM