First hit: My car was parked in front of my house, a neighbor's friend bumped the back corner. They rang my doorbell, let me know what happened, and I said don't worry about it - the damage was minimal.Second hit: My car had not moved from this morning, my roomate saw a big black SUV smash my front driver's side corner when it was attempting to turn around. It sped off, hit and run.I saw a vehicle that matched the description, and they said they didn't do it. I asked my insurance company to see if they really were in an accident last week that damaged the back passanger side of the car - instead, GEICO just opened a claim against that car. The people came after me and I took it to the middle of the street in case they tried to kill me. The cops finally arrived an hour after I called in teh hit and run, the 5 angry latinos are still after me I think.I next time I talked to Geico, I asked if the big black SUV really got in an accident the week before, they said they never checked. I told them to check again while I was on the phone - turns out they did get in an accident the week before where the back pass side was damaged.Yesterday was a horrible day.
5/5/2008 3:49:03 PM
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5/5/2008 3:49:33 PM
Why does the SUV gotta be black?
5/5/2008 3:50:23 PM
OMG RACISM AT ITS FINEST!!1!
5/5/2008 3:51:25 PM
white people are such race baiters
5/5/2008 3:51:39 PM
I miss bear baiting. Can we bring that back?
5/5/2008 3:53:21 PM
5/5/2008 3:55:05 PM
so you're saying the suv had a "dark complexion"?
5/5/2008 3:55:07 PM
chick backed into my saturn a few weeks back in the SECU parking lot...did more damage to her car than to mine, so i told her not to worry about itthen a week ago, some dufus scraped my front bumper (i never saw who did it)add those to the massive scratches i left on my roof from hauling a kayak without a rack and my car's looking pretty rough...it used to look pretty good for what it was oh well, at nearly 40mpg, i'll probably just keep it till it falls apart on me
5/5/2008 3:58:39 PM
and I bet all of this happened in WASHINGTON DC
5/5/2008 4:06:33 PM
i remember making a thread back in my freshmen yeari had my parents old '74 VW bug in the upper parking lot of wood hall.This girl swung in so fast that she hit the back left fender on the backside, went through it enough to the front side of it, and then scratched and dented the side of the car in front of the fender and behind the driver side door. it was a good two feet worth of damage along the car.SHE LEFT THE SCENE and walked inside and didnt even think she hit meshe had a jeep wrangler fixed up for muddin. So it had a bumper with breakaway sides. It was of course knocked in and my paint was all over her bumper. It took us forever to find her and the police actually got to her parents first. God, how horrible of a driver and how oblivious she was to what happened.The best part, she was like a senior in high school visiting her bf at wood hall. The parents thought she was at her gfs place and not crashing at the bfs dorm room all afternoon and evening.She got fucking reamed.
5/5/2008 4:07:13 PM
sex: ftherein lies the problem...
5/5/2008 4:54:28 PM
well... my WHITE suv was broken into and stolen from in front of my house and wrecked later that day in knightdale... I was actually thankful he hit somebody, after a couple of hours I had convinced myself that it was in a bits and pieces being sold somewhere.[Edited on May 5, 2008 at 5:06 PM. Reason : clarity]
5/5/2008 5:06:20 PM
5/5/2008 5:09:22 PM
ahahha. I don't feel bad for you, at all.
5/5/2008 6:29:45 PM
5/5/2008 7:39:05 PM
thank you for getting fursha's panties in a wad at least you saved a lot of money on your car insurance!
5/5/2008 7:40:26 PM
the SUV was African-American.^^an accident like this has female written all over it.[Edited on May 5, 2008 at 7:41 PM. Reason : ,]
5/5/2008 7:40:52 PM
^^ he's 19it's okay, he obviously doesn't know any better^ you, however, should[Edited on May 5, 2008 at 7:50 PM. Reason : .]
5/5/2008 7:48:00 PM
5/5/2008 7:50:06 PM
las papas fritas
5/5/2008 7:52:46 PM
naranja!
5/5/2008 7:53:44 PM
Angel dust, Holmes.
5/5/2008 10:20:14 PM
5/5/2008 10:25:05 PM
And here's where living in DC = fail.Those gun laws are going to make it hard for you to keep a loaded shotgun by your bed in case those crazy bastards come break into your house in the middle of the night to kill you.
5/5/2008 10:28:59 PM
5/6/2008 10:02:55 AM
DC DC DC
5/6/2008 10:32:31 AM
where did you find the mexican mobile? did you go out looking for them?
5/6/2008 10:42:46 AM
Just call INS. problem solved.
5/6/2008 11:12:38 AM
black suv with latinos in it. hmmmmmmm, anyone else see what is going on here?
5/6/2008 11:20:39 AM
5/6/2008 11:21:59 AM
5/6/2008 2:57:11 PM
just get a rifle with a clip keep the clip loaded and beside it
5/6/2008 3:21:44 PM
I'm not really the gun owning type anyway.
5/6/2008 3:23:09 PM
Just pull some Home Alone shit and swing paint cans at them.
5/6/2008 3:26:00 PM