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"- When you get home from work you change into "house clothes" - However, not wanting to dirty another pair of socks, you continue to wear your dress socks with a pair of shorts. I remember always seeing my dad doing this and always thinking WTF about the funky socks. so now I i find that i'm doing this...."

This is how I am.

3/26/2008 2:11:17 PM

...when you say to yourself that Wendy's commercials were so much better with Dave Thomas

3/26/2008 3:03:50 PM

An 'all nighter' means going to bed at 2 am.

3/26/2008 3:06:37 PM

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""- When you get home from work you change into "house clothes" - However, not wanting to dirty another pair of socks, you continue to wear your dress socks with a pair of shorts. I remember always seeing my dad doing this and always thinking WTF about the funky socks. so now I i find that i'm doing this...."

I'm doing this now.

3/26/2008 4:48:25 PM

who wears socks in the house unless it's freezing?

3/26/2008 5:13:48 PM

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"An 'all nighter' means going to bed at 2 am."

if you can even make it to 2 AM

3/26/2008 6:17:53 PM

^^ the only time I take my socks off is when I'm getting into the shower. If I take them off at any time my feet will start freezing no matter what the temp is.


And yes, I leave my socks on for sex! Just ask my wife

3/26/2008 10:08:26 PM

You find yourself actually impressed by technologically-advanced cleaning devices...and wanting them.

3/27/2008 12:53:17 AM

I'm going to go with:

You tell people how much easier they have it than you did. That or if you start more than 3 sentences each day with "Back when I..."

Or how about... when you realize, to your surprise, that you can post in oldschool.

[Edited on March 27, 2008 at 10:58 AM. Reason : ]

3/27/2008 10:57:26 AM

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"And yes, I leave my socks on for sex!"

I do that often.

3/27/2008 8:14:07 PM

when walking around sounds like walking on bubble wrap

hey I usually keep my socks on during sex, my feet get cold! My wife keeps her bra on half the time because she doesn't like her boobs to bounce around. As long as we're both getting our big O's, we're happy.

3/28/2008 1:54:02 PM

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"...when you say to yourself that Wendy's commercials were so much better with Dave Thomas"

but they really were!

3/31/2008 11:54:07 AM

Yep

3/31/2008 12:03:47 PM

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"Quote : "And yes, I leave my socks on for sex!""

I often do this.

Quote :

"Quote : "- When you get home from work you change into "house clothes" - However, not wanting to dirty another pair of socks, you continue to wear your dress socks with a pair of shorts. I remember always seeing my dad doing this and always thinking WTF about the funky socks. so now I i find that i'm doing this....""

I just started doing this

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"My wife keeps her bra on half the time because she doesn't like her boobs to bounce around."

I don't see how you do this, it's the best part, but of course I am more of a boob guy.

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 12:31 PM. Reason : [quote]]

3/31/2008 12:30:36 PM

damn, some of you really need to fight to stay young... I am 31 and dont do half this shit... age is just a mindset, if you let yourself feel old, you will act old

3/31/2008 1:45:31 PM

you've been home from work for two hours

and it's time to go to bed

3/31/2008 9:55:38 PM

... When they play your favorite tunes on the oldies/easy listening station

4/1/2008 3:05:43 AM

You don't realize tww was down because you were at work all day.

4/4/2008 10:23:09 PM

when you hurt the next day after falling down 20 rows of seats at the RBC Center.

4/5/2008 9:47:24 PM

i laughed just like my dad now

5/5/2008 10:16:52 PM

You are going to weddings every other weekend...or funerals.

5/5/2008 10:44:51 PM

When some mom says to her kid at the grocery store.

"honey move the car to let this man go by"

5/6/2008 12:42:17 PM

When you are about to set something down you try to set it somewhere up high so you will not have to bend to get it again

5/6/2008 1:56:42 PM

one of the most noticeable things for me was ...inability to listen loud music. i find myself often enjoying easy tunes, such as background music, classical, instrumentals. same thing in the car, i just get irritated if volume is high.

some other stuff...

-pulling an all-nighter is near impossible. if i do im crippled for next 2 days.
-im slower overall and less flexible
-i started liking certain departments in home depot/lowes, that before were dead boring
-i dont take many risks in traffic. generally don't drive like a bat out of hell
-i enjoy listening to advice from older people, or should say im more patient
-i watch what i eat more often because metabolism isn't as fast anymore

5/8/2008 12:30:26 AM

two-a-days hurt for 96 hours after

5/8/2008 2:03:53 PM

you look forward to(and sometimes plan around) getting into bed with the daily crossword and 10 o'clock news.

5/8/2008 3:27:12 PM

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"you put something in your shirt pocket."

haha i do that with my phone if its slim enough.

5/8/2008 3:56:15 PM

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"...you hate everything that is played on MTV, and wonder why it is even called MTV because they never play music anymore."

Hell yeah. And you start pining away for how things used to be--and some hairless nutsack posts that you're [old].

And you hope and pray that the ones coming after you don't fuck it all up any worse than you/we already did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUR-OdR3egU

5/13/2008 8:38:20 AM

when you are jealous of your dad of being one year from retiring

5/28/2008 8:22:26 PM

...when you can barely keep your eyes open to watch the 11 o'clock news.

5/29/2008 9:51:49 AM

when you go to the grocery store and consider buying Total.

5/29/2008 12:09:10 PM

dude seriously looking at the generations to come... i'm fucking scared...

but thats what makes me old

5/29/2008 12:58:13 PM

every time i start to think that i realize its been the same for every generation and that i probably dont have much to fear. on the other hand, things are getting pretty out of control in this country/world

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 5:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 5:28:57 PM

hopefully this is just stress or lack of sleep, but i get confused about doing everyday things sometimes. here's a couple of examples.
-i was putting the groceries away yesterday, and put the carrots in the pantry instead of the refrigerator. A few minutes later, I'm putting some granola bars away in the pantry and realize my mistake. So i pick up the carrots, fully intending to put them in the refrigerator, but instead, open the door to the cabinet under the sink. I catch myself as i'm reaching in, thinking, what the hell is wrong with me?
-often i'll walk to a room with a specific purpose (ie, to get a pen and notebook from the office) and literally have no idea what i what i was going after when i get there. the same thing happens sometimes when shopping.
-i'll reach into the drawer for a pair of socks and instead pull out a tee shirt. its not like i grab the wrong item without looking, i'll stand there, fumble through the shirts and pick one out.

i'm beginning to wonder if this is something serious i need to have looked at.

5/29/2008 6:46:35 PM

^haha, ive been there, its just your mind is wandering for some reason
either you've got something serious on your mind or you're not concentrating
try reading and focusing to get your mind sharp

5/29/2008 9:25:42 PM

I feel like I am starting to get old because a lot of my friends are having kids.
When my parents friends tell me how much I am like my parents.
I can't eat what ever I want anymore. Heartburn, Indigestion, Fattness.

5/29/2008 11:52:18 PM

-you are on pace (and have the dates) to attend 11 weddings in 1 year (5 down, 6 to go)
-your lunch talk at work centers on land scaping and home improvements
-theres no way you can stay out past 11 on a work night
- if you do you pay for it the next day
-injuries take the full 4-6 weeks to heal that the doctors tell you it will
-You have a pimp new phone, you have it to get work email

5/30/2008 9:09:08 AM

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""- When you get home from work you change into "house clothes" - However, not wanting to dirty another pair of socks, you continue to wear your dress socks with a pair of shorts. I remember always seeing my dad doing this and always thinking WTF about the funky socks. so now I i find that i'm doing this....""

Last night, I did this

but I took it another step further

after dinner I was going to walk to the bar, but decided not to b/c i'd have to change socks

45 minutes later, i realized what had happend.. what the fuck

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 9:28 AM. Reason : e]

5/30/2008 9:27:43 AM

when 6 hours of sleep is plenty

5/30/2008 10:22:20 AM

I get mad when I don't get to listen to my morning and evening NPR

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5/30/2008 10:41:58 PM

^^^ That's why they call 'em business socks, oooooooooooooooooh

[Edited on May 31, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason : ^]

5/31/2008 11:20:16 AM

When you start to smell like your dad smelled when you were a kid.

5/31/2008 6:26:58 PM

^what?

NPR is a must.

5/31/2008 8:38:22 PM

when you realize that girls born in 1990 are legal this year.

6/1/2008 11:10:45 AM

im superbly sore from playing 2 hours of soccer on saturday morning.

6/3/2008 7:32:21 PM

when you agree with everything stated

6/4/2008 1:05:19 AM

When you do 5 hours of manual labor, and fall asleep at 9pm because your so beat from it.

6/4/2008 12:45:30 PM

when you wake up at 6:30 on a saturday after a night of heavy drinking.


i dont even have a reason to wake up before 8:30, ever

6/14/2008 8:52:18 PM

^^ 5 straight hours of manual labor is pretty hardcore if you arent used to it... I'm picturing chopping wood, digging a ditch etc.

6/15/2008 12:00:34 AM

...


When you haven't BEEN to a wedding in years cuz all you're friends are already married.

6/15/2008 9:49:27 AM