it was around the time that there were a few school shootings. My high school had a few threats. I think someone posted something on the internet. So they had the JROTC to escort us and shit.

but I always thought....well, if I have a gun and am planning on shooting up the school, then that JROTC student is going to be the first to go.
if I get attacked by someone with a gun, the JROTC students is going to get shot with me. It's just going to make 2 corpses instead of 1.

11/13/2007 11:19:50 AM

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"I also used to leave class a lot. I don't mean to go piss, I would just decide to go to the store on a whim, get up and leave. I'd usually bring something back for the teacher or ask them if they wanted something before I left so most of them realized it was easier just to let me go"

hahah I had a teacher that was preggers... and every morning me and another friend would leave class to go get breakfast (the class was boring and we had an A in it) she would always ask us to bring something back for her to eat

so we were at BoJos or Shoneys every morning

11/13/2007 11:20:40 AM

i miss shoneys breakfast buffet.....

11/13/2007 11:21:52 AM

we went to DC to the holocaust museum...a guy I played football with got a blowjob on the bus in the seat right behind a teacher. they obviously got caught and suspended.

the funniest part was that his name was 'BJ'

11/13/2007 11:27:03 AM

we had a lot of trailers at my school

and during geometry (which was in one of the trailers) me and two of my friends would just open the windows along the back wall and hop out of them when the teacher was writing on the board or had her back to us (not even quick-like, it was very obvious from the noise, snickering, etc)

she obviously knew we were doing it, but she was so nice and non-confrontational, she never really did anything

then we got more brazen and would do it during the middle of tests or whatever

and then finally we'd just do it in the middle of class for no reason other than to go get some bojangles or something while she was looking right at us

and we always came back in the front door like nothing happened

good times

11/13/2007 11:36:49 AM

one time my buddy and i had left during lunch to go sit in his car and have a cigarette and listen to some music. It was a non smoking campus and about 5 minutes later we get a knock on the back window and it was the princiPAL asking us what we were doing. When he saw we were just hanging out and smoking a cigarette he got in the backseat of my friend's Taurus and joined us for one cause he was jonesing. When we finished up he told us that if anyone asked he yelled at us and threatened to give us ISS if he ever caught us again. Then we went our seperate ways.

11/13/2007 11:59:25 AM

hahaha


my old HS baseball coach would come get us out of class to help prep the field for the game


which would usually mean, hanging out, smoking, and bullshitting


same thing with football

he'd get us out of class to pack his cooler and stuff... silly drunks

11/13/2007 12:01:39 PM

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"my hs has a big ass rock that every senior class paints at night before school starts back my friend's gf and all of her friends had gone out there and painted all over it with girly pastels and what not we took a bucket of black roofing tar and some brooms and repainted it after they left "

my class was famous for calling out all the whores on this rock.

i dont know how many times it said "xxxx fucked xxxx on (date)" "xxxx has fucked (list of students)"

poor slutty girls.

11/13/2007 1:55:38 PM

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"She got really mad and tried to get me suspended...our principal loved me and thought it was hilarious, so it didn't work"

most stories I have from high school involve situations like that.

I had this teacher that for some reason hated me and any time I did anything out of line, she sent me to the principal, and I never got suspended. I had this bitch for 2 periods out of four, one semester freshmen year. PE/health and dance (I have no clue what I was thinking when I signed up for those, or if I even signed up for them). She would make fun of me and this other girl because we both sucked at any sport we played. One day the other girl purposely kicked over her drink because the dumb lady left it on the floor of the gym where we were running. I don't think the teacher even knew who did that or that it wasn't an accident. I would turn in homework with random names on it, and she always knew it was me. The dancing class went on a bowling trip two days in a row (that class was a joke). On the first day, she made me so mad, I decided I was going to skip the next class periods (both bowling trip and health class). Someone did something stupid the day I missed, and on the final exam she asked the question who did it because she knew I wouldn't know the answer.
She was fired the next year for stealing school computers, and there was a rumor that she was sexually harassing some of her male students, and it is probably true.

11/13/2007 2:43:23 PM

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"We had a fence that that surrounded the parking lot that was added my senior year..it was a wooden fence that was easy to take apart. So, one night we took it all down and built a big fort thing in the middle of the parking lot with it. It was pretty funny but the principle was pissed because somebody tried to start the rumor that we were planning on starting a fire and burning all the wood...SOO, we had ISS for a few days iirc. Not that funny of a story to tell but was pretty hilarious at the time"

I saw that, but I didn't know you were in on that. I had some friends who helped - but I think I had a ball game or something like that.

11/13/2007 4:01:21 PM

i forgot this but my brother reminded me. . . one of his friends that went to our same high school "hacked" into the schools grading system and changed the grades of a bunch of students. He ended up going to jail for it, but i don't remember for how long. I just remember there being a little party at our place when he got out for committing such a terrible crime.

i was the good girl in high school. . .graduated class virgin and everything.

11/13/2007 4:34:25 PM

I stole borrowed an educational version of autocad from my high school using a stack of floppies

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11/13/2007 5:23:30 PM

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"we had a lot of trailers at my school and during geometry (which was in one of the trailers) me and two of my friends would just open the windows along the back wall and hop out of them when the teacher was writing on the board or had her back to us (not even quick-like, it was very obvious from the noise, snickering, etc) she obviously knew we were doing it, but she was so nice and non-confrontational, she never really did anything then we got more brazen and would do it during the middle of tests or whatever and then finally we'd just do it in the middle of class for no reason other than to go get some bojangles or something while she was looking right at us and we always came back in the front door like nothing happened good times "

you've gotta be kidding me,

11/13/2007 5:29:47 PM

i got 2 girls pregnant in the 9th grade..........2!

11/13/2007 5:34:13 PM

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"my old HS baseball coach would come get us out of class to help prep the field for the game which would usually mean, hanging out, smoking, and bullshitting"

My wrestling coach was like that. Also, my next door neighbor IRL was the drama teacher and, as you can imagine, she wasn't the most serious teacher in the school. I pretty much had a free pass whenever I needed one between the two of them. I'd show up way late and get one of them to write me a note saying I was helping with something.

11/13/2007 5:38:36 PM

oh mannnn


i've got way too many stories from high school

if i get some motivation, i'll type some up

for now:

[add to my topics]

11/13/2007 11:43:23 PM

our school rock was in the shape of a joint so we repeatedly painted it as one with one end lit up and wrote various phrases on it...05 get high, puff puff pass, etc...

Went to a rival school the night before a football game and painted their field, their metal panther, bleachers, pretty much anything we could our school colors Red and white, their primary color was like a carolina blue.

skipped school and went to a golf course to do donuts in the fairway with our cars

I got banned off the computers for my junior and senior year because i was showing everyone the thread on TWW of the special olympics running tard and when the librarian walked up there just happened to be an image of a naked woman with the tard on the tv...I tried to explain to her that it was an "official NCSU website"

walked into one of my old english teacher's classes and asked some of the guys in there if they wanted to get high after school, this was during her lecture.

showed up late as hell for my senior english class, missed the entire exam that was based on a movie they were watching so my teacher told me to just copy the girl's test that sat next to me

I did attendance for one of my teachers so I learned how the system worked and later learned a lot of my teacher's passwords, went on his computer and changed my attendance for everyday I skipped to be marked as present...I seriously only went to first period my senior year (2nd semester) maybe 15 times.

At regionals for wrestling we got high in the bathroom while our coach was still in the room trying to fall asleep.

11/14/2007 12:28:41 AM