so i pulled a lazy ass and went to the closest place. and dude was like pull over in a space and ill bring your fries out. well he didnt seem to care about whatever ran over my cheeseburger



what the fuck is that from? hahaha i have it in 3000x2000 resolution and im gonna GIT EM

11/12/2007 7:45:59 PM

those are roach tracks

11/12/2007 7:46:44 PM

hahaha, zipper

11/12/2007 7:47:05 PM

yeah, roaches in their little roach cars.

11/12/2007 7:47:14 PM

i figure its either from a bun warming machine if they have those, or its from the racks you see buns on at some places

either way i dont think the tracks belong on the food, and it gave me diarrhea just taking the picture

11/12/2007 7:47:48 PM

it looks like a zipper imprint to me.

11/12/2007 7:49:23 PM

cute

11/12/2007 7:49:35 PM

fuck, it does look like a zipper imprint doesnt it. i have on button fly pants or id try to mimic it on a new bun. i cant change pants just to play mythbuster.

but if thats a zipper i need to know before they get off work

11/12/2007 7:50:22 PM

i got a burger from chic-fil-a one time that had cold meat and the "patty paper" was still on the meat.....

i took it back and got two fresh chicken sandwiches and a large fry for free. good management.

11/12/2007 7:50:36 PM

ahaha he rubbed your burger on his junk! See any short and curlys on the bun?

11/12/2007 7:51:15 PM

take a blacklight to the burger, that should show any contamination.

11/12/2007 7:51:54 PM

yeah chic fil a did me wrong on accident one morning and they loaded me up with so much food. but never anything that made me feel sick to look at. they just forgot some stuff

11/12/2007 7:52:06 PM

haha the ole wear a bun on your crotch trick

11/12/2007 7:52:43 PM

dude dont start talking about someone sexually assaulting my food. i'd hate to have to deal with CSI twice in one day.

11/12/2007 7:52:53 PM

dear bethalol and lucky

this is actually a true thread. see pic.

11/12/2007 7:56:48 PM

It does look like a zipper.

But maybe their bun warmer is broke, so he had to heat it up by putting it next to his crotchal region.

11/12/2007 8:02:46 PM

mmmm.. the McCrotch Burger.

11/12/2007 8:03:08 PM

god damnit, cereal for dinner. after leaving the house and spending 3 whole bucks and 21 cents!!! but i really do have super high res nikon d50 LARGE images i took of it... im gonna take it to the photo lab and get some 20x24s made and take them in there this week sometime

motherfuckers.

11/12/2007 8:04:40 PM

What's funnier?


NSFW: Whose track is this?
why is there a tire track on my food ( mcdonalds )



NSFW: Whose rack is this?
why is there a tire rack on my food ( mcdonalds )

11/12/2007 8:05:55 PM

lol, thanks for the comfort, jackalope!

kinda looks like a tray/cart carrier thing they may roll around... did you eat it? I sure as crap wouldn't!!

Dude, call them or go up there - or do both!

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 8:09 PM. Reason : ]

11/12/2007 8:08:16 PM

Quote :

"hahaha, zipper"

11/12/2007 8:10:39 PM

that isn't natural

11/12/2007 8:14:35 PM

What about McDonalds is?

11/12/2007 8:17:01 PM

bethalol i decided on some capn crunch berries for dinner instead. just cause im sick of chicken sandwiches. which is why i left the damn house in the first place. you know me, scared of the outside. and the dark. so tomorrow i will pull off my pocket protector, and march down there with my laptop and the hi-res pics and demand my 3 gold dollars back where they belong. the floorboard

11/12/2007 8:43:13 PM

this shit is hilarious

11/12/2007 8:47:46 PM

Quote :

"i got a burger from chic-fil-a one time"

11/12/2007 8:59:40 PM

11/12/2007 9:00:21 PM

^^sammich, whatever

11/12/2007 9:02:01 PM

the happy meal toys

they came to life

11/12/2007 9:03:01 PM

I wouldn't wait too long to take them in

but at least you have this thread to time-stamp when you got the food

11/12/2007 9:03:32 PM

IM LOVIN IT

wtf. ive compared to local zippers, and it would appear that if it IS a zipper, its only one side. which makes me wonder where the COQ imprint is.

SHIT FUCK

^they can either believe me or kiss my ass and watch me stand next door and pass out pictures of that shit. any reason in particular you think i should take it back> its trashed already, thats why i took the pic. but i did format the camera card and write protect it after i took it out of the camera, so its pretty safely timestamped i guess. and i may have the receipt in the door

11/12/2007 9:05:03 PM

or his receipt

11/12/2007 9:05:17 PM

you know you're going to wake up at like 3am with the hunger and gob down the evidence

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 9:06 PM. Reason : I LIKE HOW THAT WRAPPER CALLS THAT WHEEL OF CHEESE A BURGER]

11/12/2007 9:05:24 PM

ahahahaha, ewwwwwwwwwww

i'd tell you to rub the next dollar bill you give to mcdonalds on your ass before you give it to 'em, but i might get that dollar one day and that wouldn't be good.

11/12/2007 9:07:33 PM

ps, who has hosting to host a 1.5mb picture. i wanna post a link to the super mega resolution version hahahah

11/12/2007 9:08:30 PM

You should freeze that bitch

11/12/2007 9:08:57 PM

Dude! I got a happy meal yesterday... and I got a Bee Movie toy. The toy I got was nothing but a children's vibrator. It was creepy and if I was a parent, I would be IRATE with the designers. It was "Mooseblood" the mosquito.
See for yourself: pic is bad (from ebay)


Seriously, look at the shape of the tail and all it does is vibrate across the table. The wongs do not even move. I seriously would have these things stopped from being put in happy meals... PS: my classmates pointed this out.

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 9:11 PM. Reason : ]

11/12/2007 9:09:40 PM

how did it feel?

11/12/2007 9:10:50 PM

I would not know and I do not want to!

11/12/2007 9:12:44 PM

11/12/2007 9:14:24 PM

hhahaha the wongs dont move

wang

11/12/2007 9:15:30 PM

WINGS!

11/12/2007 9:16:10 PM

also my biggest pet peeve ever is girls who order off kids meals cause theyre jew like that.

so you cant do that when im hanging out.

ps they had a harry potter like witch broom that little girls absolutely loved a while back

11/12/2007 9:16:55 PM

Well, you can't even order a 4 piece nugget, and thats all I wanted... I'm not going to order 6 and eat all of them or trash them! Plus, the price difference is like $2 between a 6 piece kids meal and ordering a 6 piece nugget, small fries, and a small drink... its silly to do it that way. AND I AM A BROKE COLLEGE KID!! Plus, I have a God-son, and he likes the toys!

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 9:21 PM. Reason : ]

11/12/2007 9:20:53 PM

god i hate that shit. but i can excuse it for certain females. like ones who have loved jackleg before. cause ive been known to be expensive in the past

BUT NOW IM BUYIN MY OWN SHIT OFF THE DOLLAR MEAL

LOOK AT ME NOW

TA-DOW

11/12/2007 9:24:13 PM

haha, yo burger gots a cesarean scar

11/12/2007 9:26:34 PM

this thread was fun

11/12/2007 9:26:58 PM

Its like 2.50 for a 6 piece nugget, .99 for small fries and probably like .99 for a drink = 4.48

Kids meal with 4 piece = like 3.00

I save every penny I can!

11/12/2007 9:27:51 PM

dollar menuaire

HAHAHAHA

11/12/2007 9:29:02 PM

well i gotta get up at 515 and milk the chickens so im outta here. you guys let me know if anyone knows what brand zipper or tire that is
thank you

11/12/2007 9:29:32 PM