drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
I was quite surprised the other night to meet a girl who seemed completely normal.
Her friend on the other hand was not, but I digress.
I rarely go out to these types of functions, but I was "dragged" out and had a great time.
It probably helped that she wasn't from here either. 10/20/2007 2:22:39 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
wait...so you did get laid? 10/20/2007 2:23:32 PM |
AlexAsInCato Veteran 159 Posts user info edit post |
wait.....so you did get laid? 10/20/2007 2:23:34 PM |
Chance Suspended 4725 Posts user info edit post |
Please commit hari kari as soon as possible.
Thanks 10/20/2007 2:23:53 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
"i'm not really into jesus but he and i are looking for similar qualities in women" 10/20/2007 2:24:13 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
nah if i married a broad that went to church i'd go like once a month or 2] 10/20/2007 2:26:29 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Church girls are easy-breezy. 10/20/2007 2:28:34 PM |
AlexAsInCato Veteran 159 Posts user info edit post |
I don't think I could handle even that much... 10/20/2007 2:28:36 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i remember the first time i was told to say grace at the table i was like wtf i want to eat 10/20/2007 2:29:41 PM |
AlexAsInCato Veteran 159 Posts user info edit post |
just be happy you weren't in a dual religion family 2 prayers 2 x the fun 2 x the blood lust to start coughing *horseshhhhit* while the prayer never ends
(or you could just start eating and make loud smacking sounds but be careful if they figure out your a pre-prayer eater than you'll be forced to hold hands) 10/20/2007 2:34:29 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
preachers daughters ftw! 10/20/2007 2:34:58 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ yeah, but I always thought dual-religion kids got Hannukah presents and Christmas presents
so there's some payback
[Edited on October 20, 2007 at 2:39 PM. Reason : /] 10/20/2007 2:38:18 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
if u go to church and say your sins its like an automatic get out of hell free card 10/20/2007 2:38:48 PM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
^can you get out of hell once you are there? 10/20/2007 2:41:15 PM |
Judas Veteran 225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Hannukah presents" |
are bullshit. trinkets and shit.10/20/2007 2:43:02 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^^i'm pretty sure you cant...idk i saw dogma once so maybe 10/20/2007 2:43:44 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
i have a few more years of being desperate because I start looking towards the Lord to find me pussy 10/20/2007 2:43:54 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ you're the worst Jew that ever existed, you can't expect much
(actually, only to Christians...I wonder how Jews feel about Judas)
[Edited on October 20, 2007 at 2:45 PM. Reason : /] 10/20/2007 2:43:59 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "(actually, only to Christians...I wonder how Jews feel about Judas)" |
probably the same way they feel about Jesus, they don't really care10/20/2007 2:46:47 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
the jews probably think Pilate lowballed Judas. Judas should have held out for more $$$. 10/20/2007 2:52:07 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
so what the fuck is a "latter day saint" anyway...i mean what does that really mean? 10/20/2007 2:53:23 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
actually there really is a definition and i'm getting it wrong
[Edited on October 20, 2007 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .] 10/20/2007 2:54:14 PM |
AlexAsInCato Veteran 159 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.prophetyahweh.com/
apparently only black jews are allowed in heaven now... damn it 10/20/2007 2:57:40 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
i'm pretty sure if you're both black and a jew, you're not allowed in many places here on earth, so heaven makes sense. 10/20/2007 3:00:59 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
does god put muslums and christians in heaven? 10/20/2007 3:02:12 PM |
AlexAsInCato Veteran 159 Posts user info edit post |
Does God put Muslims and Christians in ovens?
...no 10/20/2007 3:06:14 PM |
Judas Veteran 225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i'm pretty sure if you're both black and a jew, you're not allowed in many places here on earth, so heaven makes sense." |
blacks and jews are pretty much like the discover card. no one really takes them.10/20/2007 3:06:15 PM |
AlexAsInCato Veteran 159 Posts user info edit post |
... 10/20/2007 3:09:35 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41737 Posts user info edit post |
haha i had to check timestamps to see which one was a parody 10/20/2007 3:20:12 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
haha 10/20/2007 3:27:16 PM |