goddam horrible. You know it's bad when you can't stand to stew in your own shit.

10/16/2007 10:07:04 PM

FIRST

10/16/2007 10:07:48 PM

i like farting in my gfs face when shes sleeping

10/16/2007 10:07:49 PM

my farts smell like chinese food..... and that's why i dont like chinese food

10/16/2007 10:08:16 PM

One of my office buddies keeps saying he wants to fart in this chick's face.

^I think you ruined Chinese food for me. Either that or now I want to eat your ass.

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 10:09 PM. Reason : But I think it's now disgust for chinese food.]

10/16/2007 10:08:31 PM

what kind of chinese food smells like farts?

10/16/2007 10:09:24 PM

The question is...what Chinese food DOESN'T smell like farts?

10/16/2007 10:10:39 PM

maybe my farts actually smell good but i dont know it because i know it came out of my butt so i'm automatically turned off



[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ]

10/16/2007 10:10:57 PM

Everybody likes their own brand.

Well, maybe except for me right now. Smells like a thousand dead muskrats fell into a vat of boiling baby diapers.

10/16/2007 10:14:00 PM

I don't think you have ever created this thread before.

Wait, you have.

10/16/2007 10:15:16 PM

Well, not more than a dozen times.

And I bet ten bucks you can't find a fart thread (NOT a shit thread) young enough to BTTT.

10/16/2007 10:16:08 PM

I just farted and the dog got up and left the room

10/17/2007 8:15:29 PM

never trust a fart...

10/17/2007 8:16:53 PM

oh man I hate the untrustworthy farts

10/17/2007 8:20:43 PM

I like doing the ole "trail of tears" in a crowded area

10/17/2007 8:24:43 PM

i feel it coming on myself

10/17/2007 8:29:16 PM

I love fart threads!



This really fat chick (300+ probably) from work went into the bathroom at the same time as me and sat down in the next stall and farted really loudly and said "whoops."
I couldn't look her in the eye when I met her at the sink.

10/17/2007 8:44:15 PM

"whoops." means something else came out

10/17/2007 8:46:22 PM

Quote :

"I think you ruined Chinese food for me. Either that or now I want to eat your ass. "

ahahaha that some funny.... shit

10/17/2007 9:01:35 PM