NMHS

9/1/2007 2:32:47 PM

signed

9/1/2007 3:10:23 PM

i didn't even give you my jacket

9/1/2007 3:21:57 PM

ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

9/1/2007 3:24:35 PM

signed

9/1/2007 3:40:38 PM

on your way out,

if you want to kill somebody,

it would help me a lot

9/1/2007 3:48:11 PM

9/1/2007 4:06:19 PM

Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

9/1/2007 4:44:45 PM

Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There? That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.

9/2/2007 3:52:04 PM

9/2/2007 3:54:37 PM

of all the shit characters they've brought back, you'd think they could bring back ol' HS at least once

9/2/2007 3:57:18 PM

didn't you know? there's been a 7 year campaign to get him added as a full-time character

see more at www.needsmorehankscorpio.com

9/2/2007 4:00:55 PM

DAMN YOUSE PICOSCOPIC FREDDERICK

9/2/2007 4:03:05 PM

what? what? what? what? what? what?

9/2/2007 4:04:21 PM

i would vote for hank scorpio.

9/2/2007 9:16:59 PM

nmhs

9/5/2007 11:00:47 AM

New Mexico High School Needs More Hank Scorpio

9/5/2007 11:04:12 AM

i was totally fooled by NMHS.com



everyone get out your round pieces of paper and send them a letter!

9/5/2007 11:13:02 AM

i have nothing witty to add so . . .

Quote :

"signed"

9/5/2007 11:20:24 AM

i've always been a scorpio fan

is that al brooks that does the voice?

9/5/2007 12:11:11 PM

yessir

9/5/2007 12:48:55 PM

But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.

9/5/2007 12:53:33 PM

Albert brooks is one of the best recouring simpsons voices ever. Second only to maybe Phil Hartman.

9/5/2007 2:20:24 PM

I've never laughed at anything else that Albert Brooks has done aside from the Simpsons.

9/5/2007 2:21:38 PM

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9/6/2007 10:00:15 PM

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9/6/2007 11:25:46 PM

^you fucked up

9/6/2007 11:26:26 PM

and think of the time you wasted spacing that out

only not to remember that tww trims whitespace


n00b

9/6/2007 11:26:34 PM

TWW needs post preview

9/6/2007 11:29:59 PM

tww would not be half as interesting with a post preview button

9/6/2007 11:35:42 PM

wow
i wondered who could create a thread this amazing

and then i realized

only the bigman

9/6/2007 11:38:07 PM

omfgWf

9/7/2007 8:11:00 AM

9/7/2007 9:13:59 AM

they need to bring him back

as well as mojo the helper monkey

and they need to team mojo up with mr teeny and the intelligent space monkey

9/7/2007 10:33:03 AM

bring back linguo

[Edited on September 7, 2007 at 10:35 AM. Reason : ka]

9/7/2007 10:34:57 AM

HE'S ONE BAD MUTHA-

SHUT YO MOUTH

JUST TALKIN' BOUT HANK SCORPIO

WE CAN DIG IT

9/7/2007 4:53:57 PM

since the old one is broke:

9/7/2007 5:02:45 PM

http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/Simpsons/S08E02.php
takes forever to load, but the whole episodes there

9/27/2007 11:05:22 PM

you guys dont understand football

9/27/2007 11:12:51 PM

nobody ever says italy

10/14/2007 7:43:49 PM

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10/20/2007 5:37:29 PM