2/26/2006 12:42:32 PM
i think ill go to annie's parents' place for their mardi gras party, should be entertaining
2/26/2006 1:35:08 PM
i thought annie was an orphan
2/26/2006 1:36:59 PM
would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline
2/26/2006 1:37:56 PM
diff annie this ones got almost black hair, not red
2/26/2006 1:38:12 PM
I need a back massage right nowone of those tear the muscle from the bone type
2/26/2006 1:39:16 PM
Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.
2/26/2006 1:42:49 PM
im thirstyand i just took the biggest shit in the history of man
2/26/2006 1:43:53 PM
she wrote back!
2/26/2006 1:47:31 PM
andddddddddddddddddd im out[Edited on February 26, 2006 at 2:11 PM. Reason : oh yea, and YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for mike coming to visit in 2ish weeks! ][Edited on February 26, 2006 at 2:12 PM. Reason : and wtf why does my tummy hurt? i didnt drink last night... weird]
2/26/2006 2:11:19 PM
withdrawl pains
2/26/2006 2:25:16 PM
new shoes are so uncomfortable.
2/26/2006 2:43:44 PM
i need some batteries
2/26/2006 2:49:45 PM
i bet you do!
2/26/2006 2:49:59 PM
i do!
2/26/2006 2:50:20 PM
i need some hair pie
2/26/2006 2:52:47 PM
Wow my gf needs to drink more often she really lets loose
2/26/2006 3:01:06 PM
Free Country/Rockabilly show tonightJohnny Cash Bday BashThe Pour House No coverfeaturing local greats Hearts And Daggers and The Straight 8shttp://www.heartsanddaggers.com/http://www.straight8s.com
2/26/2006 3:02:06 PM
goddamn ryan that was really loud !!!
2/26/2006 3:03:35 PM
she could atleast lick my asshole!
2/26/2006 3:10:07 PM
i bet people would like it if I actually answered my phone
2/26/2006 3:40:37 PM
i wouldand where in the fuck are the fucking grey pants!
2/26/2006 3:41:54 PM
yuengling porter > yuengling lager
2/26/2006 3:42:23 PM
STEAK!!!!
2/26/2006 6:16:47 PM
just got home from my run and found two pretty daffodils
2/26/2006 6:17:47 PM
I just got home from working here and there...and staying up for about 32 hours straight. I think I am going to crash.
2/26/2006 6:23:14 PM
omgoodness....and it's time for dinner...................................................................
2/26/2006 6:24:23 PM
i need to stop spending money!!
2/26/2006 6:41:19 PM
my belly is fullllll
2/26/2006 6:43:17 PM
im tired...and nothing good is on tvand i'm hungry
2/26/2006 7:03:37 PM
my cock is full, i think its gonna throw up. who wants some?
2/26/2006 7:03:47 PM
hahahahaha
2/26/2006 7:05:05 PM
Willie Nelson is the man
2/26/2006 7:05:51 PM
anyone want to go to the pour house?
2/26/2006 7:06:38 PM
find someone to write this paper for me
2/26/2006 7:07:59 PM
my abs are sore
2/26/2006 7:08:50 PM
come on over and ill make those guts sore.
2/26/2006 7:11:08 PM
uh HUHi think the personal trainer at work is pretty much gonna try and kill me, if friday is any indication[Edited on February 26, 2006 at 7:14 PM. Reason : you always did know how to sweet talk a girl ]
2/26/2006 7:14:39 PM
its always works until i start being nice.
2/26/2006 7:15:58 PM
lol
2/26/2006 7:18:04 PM
oh youve GOT to be kidding me - my fucking dvr is all screwed up on my cable box, WTFoh and they cant come fix it (when ill be here) til wednesdayjerks
2/26/2006 7:24:11 PM
what would stephen hawking do?
2/26/2006 7:27:18 PM
I love parodies of my fair lady (simpsons tonight family guy)
2/26/2006 8:18:28 PM
I wanna do bad things with you
2/26/2006 9:13:35 PM
page and half down, with a 5 page limit.. this is going to be cake
2/26/2006 9:16:04 PM
2/26/2006 9:38:03 PM
I am pleased to find that I am not suspended.
2/26/2006 9:46:02 PM
looks like i may have a "stalker"
2/26/2006 10:04:39 PM
GREY'S ANATOMY!!!!
2/26/2006 10:05:21 PM
set em up
2/26/2006 10:06:15 PM