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5/29/2008 9:14:49 PM

Giggity giggity.

5/29/2008 9:17:13 PM

Quote :

"so how common is it for those of us who live in the real, non-porno world to find a girl who can take down an entire penis?"

Just one...back in high school. She was also probably the smallest girl I've ever hooked up with. 4'11" maybe 5'...105-110lbs...maybe.

Everything has been downhill since then. I should have married her.

5/29/2008 9:27:37 PM

i dont think you can really take it all unless its something you really enjoy.

5/29/2008 9:34:36 PM

had one that could do it

and god damn she made me feel small.. i was like wtf my shit is like down your throat and its like nothing to you

yes she was a dirty dirty whore

5/29/2008 9:38:08 PM

5/30/2008 7:23:52 PM

eww balls are gross.


flip that camera to the other side.

5/30/2008 7:51:17 PM

I like balls

5/30/2008 7:54:39 PM

5/31/2008 7:58:25 PM

Never meet anyone who could go all the way down myself.

5/31/2008 10:20:04 PM

^ first time it happens you will have a face for awhile

5/31/2008 10:21:31 PM

A few have tried.
No shit, I am about the size of the guy in the belladona video.

5/31/2008 10:56:00 PM

6/8/2008 9:19:27 PM

somebody had a good weekend

6/8/2008 9:21:46 PM

once more before i die i want to experience a balls-deep blowjob.

6/8/2008 9:36:44 PM

^^ why yes i did!

(no face rape though)

6/8/2008 9:37:53 PM

I wish I could unhinge my jaw like a snake

6/8/2008 9:41:20 PM

Quote :

"DE"

DZ maybe

[Edited on June 8, 2008 at 9:43 PM. Reason : ]

6/8/2008 9:42:38 PM

when I was in Chicago in November, I hooked up with this guy (best friend of my best friend's bf) and after we did the mutual oral thing for a little while, I decided it was his lucky day...So yada yada yada, the next day I ask my best friend what the guy had said to her boyfriend and among other things, he said I was telling/motioning for him to pull my hair and get rough with me. I always thought I did this in my head but apparently I do it IRL too...

6/8/2008 9:47:59 PM

screw Chicago in November

how about Seattle in June?

6/8/2008 9:49:12 PM

omg double team with you and Noen

6/8/2008 9:50:03 PM

the devil's threesome!

6/8/2008 9:50:31 PM

7/27/2008 8:52:34 PM

7/27/2008 8:53:56 PM

STALKER

7/27/2008 8:54:23 PM

what critics

7/27/2008 8:54:35 PM

it was at the top of the page.....how is that stalking?


don't flatter yourself

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 8:55 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/27/2008 8:55:01 PM

Hair handles ftmfw!

7/27/2008 8:55:45 PM

this is my preferred type of foreplay

7/27/2008 8:59:05 PM

^^that's why men have ears...

so we can guide them

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 8:59 PM. Reason : hmmm....i wouldn't mind being on the receiving end of some oral gratification ]

7/27/2008 8:59:12 PM

I like it when I'm being grabbed, it's that sense of helplessness combined with eagerness to serve.

7/27/2008 8:59:46 PM

thread freaked me out

but i still read it all

7/27/2008 10:26:56 PM

okie dokie this one may be a bit extreme

those zany germans




but the real reason i post this

i'm not really a cock looker, but what's up with the marble sized growth on the dude on the left's dong

[Edited on August 21, 2008 at 8:05 PM. Reason : i dont really know if that's german or not. ]

8/21/2008 8:03:14 PM

This other Rican porn star has the same thing

Ramon I think is his name, he's on bangbros and all the affiliate sites

He calls it his pearl

8/21/2008 8:06:17 PM

wtf is it

8/21/2008 8:06:50 PM

Lovin the balls-in-the-nose feelin.

8/21/2008 8:07:33 PM

I thought this thread was about the monkey and the frog...now thats a face rape.

8/21/2008 8:09:06 PM

It's a pearl (or bead anyway) implanted under the skin. Supposed to be a traditional ritual of manhood practice somewhere or other. The purpose is to stimulate a clit, maybe to make up for the fact that he's too big to hit her pubic bone proper.

8/21/2008 8:09:18 PM

you talkin about the yakuza?

Quote :

"he Yakuza are obviously deeply rooted to tradition and honor, much like the traditional samurai of the olden days. Full body tattooing and to a greater extent the loss of a pinky finger, both very painful procedures, are acts performed in order to show ones devotion to the "clan", similar to the way seppuku was performed by samurai. But some Yakuza sew pearls into their penis. This sounds much more painful than shoving a sword into you stomach. A Yakuza, if sent to jail, will sew a pearl into his penis for two main reasons: 1. Loyalty - obviously if a Yakuza is in jail they probably did something illegal that was part of the lifestyle they're coming from. Inserting a pearl, at the rate of one per year, shows that the Yakuza is not forgetting about where he comes from, and that he will remain loyal to his clan even through bars. 2. His Woman - the second reason a Yakuza will add a foreign object into his penis is for his woman. With the pearls in his penis he can make up for years of lost time; the pearls will act as added stimulation during intercourse, giving the woman much more pleasure. Now that you (as a Yakuza) have decided why you're sewing pearls into your penis it's time to get down to the real business of it, which will take an incredible amount of courage. Because you are in prison the means by which you can sew a pearl into your penis are limited. So basically you're going to have to do it with a sharpened chopstick and a fake or real pearl, it doesn't really matter which. With your flaccid penis carefully cut into the skin, on the underside just below the head, and then carefully insert the pearl. Now, if you are lucky enough to have obtained thread and a needle, sew the wound shut, if do not have these items necessary to sew with then just bandage it up and hope for the best."

8/21/2008 8:11:31 PM

That would be difficult to make sure the pearl hits the clit just right. Used to use "The Tickler" all the time and since he wore it wrong it really rubbed things... wrong.

8/21/2008 8:12:22 PM

Maybe something like that

An alternative to the Prince Albert perhaps

8/21/2008 8:13:55 PM

i always know better than to click on this thread

8/21/2008 8:16:54 PM

Ew. I would never bang a dude with a Prince Albert.

8/21/2008 8:17:36 PM

8/21/2008 8:57:12 PM

DO WANT
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9/30/2008 11:06:39 AM

yes please

10/1/2008 4:38:13 PM

Quote :

"what critics"

10/17/2008 5:32:19 PM

THIS REMINDS ME. I HAVE SOUR PATCH CHILDREN.

10/17/2008 5:33:37 PM

Quote :

"so how common is it for those of us who live in the real, non-porno world to find a girl who can take down an entire penis?"

As a girl, it just depends on the penis and how generous I am feeling.

10/17/2008 6:15:43 PM

bottombaby is a prude

10/17/2008 6:20:34 PM