agreed.
8/15/2009 2:47:05 PM
dangit i can't find my 99% Expert RB picture and i wanted to brag and post it here
8/15/2009 2:47:37 PM
I don't want a fuck buddy though. I want someone who makes the earth move. I suppose that's asking a lot. I want it all. Perhaps I should just ignore all guys and stay single forever.
8/15/2009 2:50:11 PM
where is the fun in that (ignoring guys and staying single)??
8/15/2009 2:50:58 PM
A glass of red wine at 2:52pm... What did CA do to me?V when I'd go out for State football games, sometimes I'd have to start drinking at the bar at 9am... but so did all the other fans of east coast schools...[Edited on August 15, 2009 at 2:54 PM. Reason : x]
8/15/2009 2:52:41 PM
especially since it is only 11:52 cali time
8/15/2009 2:53:47 PM
I love dating. But I hate the whole "I'm just not that into you" bit.And I really like my neighbor. We have an amazing mental/emotional/physical connection. We have gone to dinner/movies/wakeboarding a few times. But he's my neighbor and he's 17 yrs older than me.Bad news bears. But he's like a magnet.
8/15/2009 2:54:37 PM
CAMELTOE
8/15/2009 3:06:22 PM
FOSHO
8/15/2009 3:42:35 PM
JEWFRO
8/15/2009 3:49:58 PM
I just masturbated for the first time in 25 days
8/15/2009 4:00:49 PM
Man, you probably could have jizzed a mural, assuming you have two-toned jizz, in which case, get that shit checked out.
8/15/2009 4:02:05 PM
Didn't say i didn't E-JACK over that period
8/15/2009 4:05:07 PM
how someone so sexy in one character can be THIS GUY in another [Edited on August 15, 2009 at 4:13 PM. Reason : ]
8/15/2009 4:13:02 PM
Ben Stiller sucks.
8/15/2009 4:14:21 PM
I'm talking about Alexander Skarsgard playing Meekus from Zoolander...the guy in the greenaka, Eric Northman on True Blood
8/15/2009 4:15:51 PM
my phone does not work anymorebut i still wanna go see a movie tonight (yes you)
8/15/2009 4:22:48 PM
Yo ho. A pirate's life for me.
8/15/2009 4:26:48 PM
danny got the big one
8/15/2009 4:36:13 PM
time to clean the house i guess
8/15/2009 4:41:32 PM
Eurotrip
8/15/2009 4:56:15 PM
tiger woods really needs to pick it up.. they catching up to him
8/15/2009 5:30:09 PM
i don't know if eating is going to make me feel better or worse.i hope bettermmmm cheeseburger and pickles and pepperoni
8/15/2009 5:31:03 PM
^better.. food always helps
8/15/2009 5:32:22 PM
we are grilling out so there will also be beer. beer and grease. ahhhh. but i think that is the cure. if i just get drunk again i won't be able to feel my headache........until tomorrow
8/15/2009 5:33:45 PM
I want a kayak
8/15/2009 5:34:10 PM
about how fucking cute my dog isand how i really want some an iced coffee and how EXCITED i am about my new purse with a chihuahua in a space suit on it OMIGOD I LOVE LIFE
8/15/2009 5:34:47 PM
^^^grilling out and beer? DEFINITELY better... im jealous
8/15/2009 5:36:50 PM
i think i'm going to make a bleu cheese burger (or white cheddar cheese burger). maybe with bacon. and i'm going to get chips and dip and pickles.i have to get pepperoni because i need a snack while the food is cooking and everything is getting set up.i was also thinking maybe avocado - possibly for the burger and also for guac. mmm.
8/15/2009 5:38:39 PM
you realize by describing it in great detail you're not helping me any right?!?!
8/15/2009 5:43:44 PM
where is my FykalJpn!and better yet, where is my money
8/15/2009 5:52:54 PM
you tried to talk to me last nightwhat's up?
8/15/2009 5:53:25 PM
not dementianot alzheimer'snotatoomah...wtf
8/15/2009 6:04:58 PM
dick
8/15/2009 6:09:29 PM
pussay
8/15/2009 6:11:46 PM
FUCK YES BRAD
8/15/2009 6:12:06 PM
finally! the moment i have been waiting for has arrived: time to shower! and i think i can do so without vomiting! hurray!
8/15/2009 6:12:59 PM
pizza
8/15/2009 6:14:08 PM
tomato pie
8/15/2009 6:15:26 PM
8/15/2009 6:29:29 PM
FUCK I'M BORED... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
8/15/2009 6:36:57 PM
same here. at least its a slow day @ work
8/15/2009 6:55:44 PM
cook fajitas, or go out...tough call
8/15/2009 7:04:03 PM
8/15/2009 7:05:34 PM
I've been over two weeks without even a sip of alcohol.My husband brought a bottle of whiskey home two nights ago for himself and looking at what's left over is *killing* me.
8/15/2009 7:09:11 PM
facebook
8/15/2009 7:44:35 PM
Marble Garden Zone.
8/15/2009 7:45:08 PM
PASSEDOUTDOG
8/15/2009 8:19:51 PM
really want that car gone
8/15/2009 8:32:56 PM
set em up
8/15/2009 8:42:40 PM