Quote :

"I don't fucking steal, that was the first time I have stolen anything in like 4 years"

so what, you used to be a theif, took a break, and havent stolen anything since you got busted so now you "dont fucking steal?"

what a nigger thing to do

4/30/2004 7:05:41 PM

hahahahaha

4/30/2004 7:07:07 PM

dumb move to steal some alleve for a headache. but hes right in that most of us have little to no room to talk shit about breaking laws.

im sure he feels like enough of a jackass without everyone giving him hell

4/30/2004 7:11:59 PM

it never hurts to rub it in

4/30/2004 7:17:14 PM

i hope this thread gives him a headache

4/30/2004 7:24:41 PM

BOOM

4/30/2004 7:25:53 PM

^^ lol

5/1/2004 1:59:29 AM

shamboora

5/1/2004 2:05:39 AM

shamboooooooora

5/1/2004 2:06:31 AM

aleeeeeeeeve

5/1/2004 1:08:57 PM

ever heard of mugging someone, then PAYING for the item...

or you know....stop giving it in the ass so your partner wont be in SO MUCH PAIN..

5/1/2004 1:12:53 PM

i haven't been caught stealing since i was in 2nd grade. i figure, if i'm stuck being a kleptomaniac, i should at least be good at it.

5/1/2004 1:16:29 PM

Wow...

This is one glorified, bad soap opera.

"This is a LIFE AND DEATH situation here! I NEED some aleve because if I don't get it, my girlfriend's HEAD WILL EXPLODE. I don't have any money though... I must steal it.... for my love."

5/1/2004 1:21:44 PM

Yeah, Saab... i'm the fucking noob. Even if I were fucking stupid enough to steal some aleve from a grocery store, I'd have the sense to do it right. gtfo

5/1/2004 1:26:02 PM

hahaha

5/1/2004 1:27:18 PM

hey lets keep talking about stealing.
shit is over with.

[Edited on May 1, 2004 at 1:28 PM. Reason : ]

5/1/2004 1:28:13 PM

Quote :

"Every single person on here has probably broken a law. Thus, you have no room to talk. Also, stealing a 3 dollar item is less of a crime than speeding in my book."

According to your book! ha! I am not even going by your "book"....your logic is obviously flawed...so thus would be your "book"..
i.e.: If you have stolen before, you aren't a theif...if you have stolen in the past and then you go on to say you don't steal...

...your logic is deeply flawed....gg, you're in the college of contradictions son.

5/1/2004 1:36:48 PM

best thread ever

5/1/2004 1:38:47 PM

Quote :

"Yeah, Saab... i'm the fucking noob"

Yeah, you are.


One other thing, the fact that all of you take this so personally is pretty odd.

Quote :

"According to your book! ha! I am not even going by your "book"....your logic is obviously flawed...so thus would be your "book".. i.e.: If you have stolen before, you aren't a theif...if you have stolen in the past and then you go on to say you don't steal..."

Wow, I stole medicine when I was 14, and then I stole medicine 4 years later. I am a HUGE theif, I have caused stores to raise prices on all varieties of aleve. There are a shitload of people on this forum that steal shit by their own admission. Why don't you harass the real thieves?

[Edited on May 1, 2004 at 2:12 PM. Reason : ]

5/1/2004 2:07:28 PM

Quote :

"...your logic is deeply flawed....gg, you're in the college of contradictions son."

5/1/2004 2:09:40 PM

dude, adam, don't even talk anymore. thnx.

5/1/2004 2:13:04 PM

Quote :

"dude, adam kate, don't even talk anymore. thnx."

5/1/2004 3:01:50 PM

that was not funny, at all. seriously, if you think it was soooooooooo bad, then you must be fucking losers.

5/1/2004 3:16:09 PM

omg if you think killing that guy was bad, you must be losers

5/1/2004 3:25:41 PM

Comparing an extremely minor offense to murder is absurd.

Like I said, speeding is worse. Do you think the cops would even bother to fucking show up for a $3 shoplifting charge? I highly doubt it.

[Edited on May 1, 2004 at 3:27 PM. Reason : ]

5/1/2004 3:26:27 PM

5/1/2004 3:27:29 PM

?

5/1/2004 3:28:17 PM

Quote :

"Do you think the cops would even bother to fucking show up for a $3 shoplifting charge? I highly doubt it. "

Yes. Yes they would.

5/1/2004 9:26:45 PM

Seriously, let it go.

5/1/2004 9:28:33 PM

this is why jews can't be ninjas

5/1/2004 9:36:12 PM

haha. MAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.



[Edited on May 1, 2004 at 9:41 PM. Reason : ]

5/1/2004 9:37:37 PM

bttt

5/1/2004 9:41:51 PM

My car is broke down and I need something to get to work to feed my family. I couldn't find an old beat to shit car nearby, so I stole a Ferrari. I didn't have time to think about it. Its alright though, because I had to. And you motherfuckers speed, so you can't say shit.

And please, nobody gets hurt? I have worked in the service industry cashiering and shit. I have sene people get fucking fired when inventory came up short on their shift. Granted it may not be a big deal to Food Lion, but when your ass gets held responsible because somebody is a fucking cheap douchebag who will blow his money awake on drugs but can't buy a fucking Aleve, then somebody gets hurt.

So get fucked.

5/1/2004 9:45:39 PM

lol. I love how you blow things out of proportion.

5/1/2004 10:39:02 PM

turbo saab?

5/2/2004 3:10:08 AM

.

[Edited on May 2, 2004 at 3:57 PM. Reason : .]

5/2/2004 3:57:10 PM

Sab, lol, i just read the first page, and that is all, but you were "helping others" awwww, how nice of you...would you of told the cop that? That is what about every person says when they are caught....i wasnt doing it for me....someone else wanted it....

When i worked at Lowes Foods, we busted a guy stealing a pack of cough drops(one of those small packs). It will hit you when you get caught...and you will...

[Edited on May 2, 2004 at 4:21 PM. Reason : s]

5/2/2004 4:14:17 PM

ALEVE

SO GOOD YOU'LL SUCK A DICK

5/2/2004 4:21:38 PM

Oh this is gold:

Quote :

" One other thing, the fact that all of you take this so personally is pretty odd."

Cause I mean I coulda swore you sent me this:

Quote :

" I feel like the pot is calling the kettle black here and you're damn right, it pisses me off."

There's way more where that came from after your little meltdown on PM.

5/2/2004 4:31:49 PM

bttt increase the shame plz thxu

5/2/2004 4:41:39 PM

^^ hahaha

5/2/2004 5:39:10 PM

the solution to all this is obviously to get a new girlfriend

or to avoid them all together

5/2/2004 6:51:26 PM

Sab, the cops would of showed up...like i said on page 2, we had some guy try to steal cough drops(small rolls), if the cops are called, they show up. It will be cool when the loss prevention guy catches you. He just seems like another customer. You know, they do like to make examples of people....

[Edited on May 2, 2004 at 7:02 PM. Reason : thread should never die]

5/2/2004 7:01:26 PM

let this thread die. if it happens, it happens.

5/2/2004 7:02:25 PM

5/2/2004 7:05:36 PM

cold blooded thief!

5/2/2004 7:06:17 PM

5/2/2004 7:07:48 PM

was her dick hurting or what?

I don't get it

5/2/2004 7:33:03 PM

She was "crying" (cue attention whore pic) and you thought some fucking Aleve would help?

5/2/2004 7:39:13 PM

I BORRACHO

5/2/2004 7:39:46 PM