8/12/2009 8:15:53 PM
you can get a DUI on a bicycle and a lawn mower how about a skate board?
8/12/2009 8:16:22 PM
mama used to give me shots of baileys before bed to make sure i slept for awhile i was 8 years old.[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:17 PM. Reason : .]
8/12/2009 8:16:43 PM
children's benadryl does the trick (legally)
8/12/2009 8:18:06 PM
so do a few swift thumps on the noggin'
8/12/2009 8:19:09 PM
Cardio when you just start your period fucking SUCKS but I'm glad I did it. On another note, I need to make friends with a personal trainer so I don't have to pay! ha[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:20 PM. Reason : owieeeeee]
8/12/2009 8:19:31 PM
one of my friends from hs/college has never drank in her adult life and think it's all kinds of retarded for anybody to drinkbut, her parents told me they used to give her liquor as cough syrup when she was little and sick and she never knew [Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:21 PM. Reason : a]
8/12/2009 8:20:36 PM
call me crazy but i don't really get the difference (morally) between drugging your kid up via benadryl and giving them a shot or putting alcohol on bottle nipples when their teething, etc.i get the legal difference obviously. one is legal and the other is not. but they seem equally as "bad" to me
8/12/2009 8:20:55 PM
8/12/2009 8:21:40 PM
bc there's a recommended dosage for children's benadryl--not so much for liquor. go FDA!!
8/12/2009 8:22:21 PM
so because something is regulated by the FDA it makes it more morally acceptable to dope your children up on.OHHHH i get it now. so confusing.
8/12/2009 8:25:22 PM
drugs are bad mmkay?
8/12/2009 8:25:46 PM
i never ENDORSED it, but i'm saying it's the lesser of 2 evils
8/12/2009 8:26:25 PM
God, I want to cry. That just made my entire week!!
8/12/2009 8:35:59 PM
this conversation took a turn for the AWESOME!
8/12/2009 8:37:58 PM
i really need to sort out that pile of papers on my desk
8/12/2009 8:49:27 PM
my dad spends all his free time on eharmony
8/12/2009 8:55:57 PM
I know my opinion's hatedso why the fuck am I so opinionated ?
8/12/2009 8:59:45 PM
i'm tired
8/12/2009 9:03:59 PM
PEW PEW
8/12/2009 9:04:44 PM
fuck i have to stop forgetting about the craigslist thing
8/12/2009 9:06:14 PM
i really dislike buckhead and the majority of its patrons
8/12/2009 9:08:36 PM
this is not what i fucking wanted
8/12/2009 9:17:22 PM
hahaha
8/12/2009 9:20:15 PM
so, apparently, there's miss NC, and then miss NC int'l...wtfthis is why no one takes pageants seriously.
8/12/2009 9:32:48 PM
grocery list
8/12/2009 9:39:56 PM
I miss Lutheridge.
8/12/2009 10:06:44 PM
crap... somebody tell me somethin to do tonight
8/12/2009 10:11:38 PM
your mom!
8/12/2009 10:21:40 PM
ben is pretending to read but secretly watching south park instead
8/12/2009 10:22:30 PM
life is goodi mean, its always good, but theres just little shit that comes along to remind you that only YOU can make things happen and....that life is just GOOD!NOTHIN is out of your control
8/12/2009 10:24:13 PM
8/12/2009 10:24:31 PM
drunk drunk drunk
8/12/2009 10:26:01 PM
well that doesnt really count as drinkingso id still give her that one, thats old school medication[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 10:26 PM. Reason : g]
8/12/2009 10:26:20 PM
karaoke, beer, and some broad who's about to goto UNCP... BUH-BYE
8/12/2009 10:26:49 PM
i'm drunk and require entertainment...come on twwdon't let me down
8/12/2009 10:27:52 PM
need someone or something to cuddle with[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 10:28 PM. Reason : also, need to lrn2spell]
8/12/2009 10:27:55 PM
sex...with someone other than my husbandI tend to fixate
8/12/2009 10:30:04 PM
theres lots of cops behind jimmy johns again...i wonder if it got robbedi saw it taking the recycling to the curb.EXCITING NIGHT!!
8/12/2009 10:30:24 PM
^ No, they just like to hang out there. Unless they've got their lights on.
8/12/2009 10:31:15 PM
i've already made some poor decisions tonight...i'm considering making some morebut these may be much more detrimental than the first
8/12/2009 10:31:43 PM
I went from May 29th til August 9th without any alcohol (besides from communion).
8/12/2009 10:32:57 PM
^^do you remember the advice you gave me at the xmas thing at farmhouse??? "Just do it! It'll be good and he won't tell anybody."[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 10:33 PM. Reason : ...]
8/12/2009 10:33:10 PM
hahahah....that sounds exactly like something i would have said back then [Edited on August 12, 2009 at 10:35 PM. Reason : pearls of wisdom...right here!]
8/12/2009 10:34:30 PM
cocaine's a helluva drug
8/12/2009 10:36:38 PM
i feel like a crook ordering that schwanns thing
8/12/2009 10:41:14 PM
health insurance is so lame
8/12/2009 10:50:28 PM
Feeling super sick, nervous, and stressedI did not have the time i wanted. and will be in CA on the 25th of this month. VERY unprepared.
8/12/2009 10:50:40 PM
The cops have their lights on...I think Jimmy John's got held up again--that's like twice this month.
8/12/2009 10:52:47 PM
i want a back rub and things
8/12/2009 10:55:43 PM