weather four days this week....is supposed to be terrible...does this mean that it is going to be terrible next weekend?[Edited on May 19, 2012 at 7:02 PM. Reason : 2818]
5/19/2012 7:01:44 PM
Bachelor party aka drunkkkk
5/19/2012 7:06:40 PM
Love housesitting.
5/19/2012 9:37:07 PM
wtf?http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Wet-My-Pants-On-Purpose/517247
5/19/2012 9:42:09 PM
your child is 4. they should not weigh more than my 10 year old niece. gross.
5/19/2012 11:22:24 PM
My Google Voice number expired two months ago (at least) because I simply didn't use it, yet someone I know just received a couple of phone calls from my Google Voice number.
5/20/2012 2:31:56 AM
I feel like I've been run over by the sleepy truck, but it was worth it. Friends are a good thing.
5/20/2012 6:58:09 AM
If I never make it back to this god forsaken place....it'll be too soon
5/20/2012 8:15:18 AM
hey LP78is your passport current
5/20/2012 8:56:13 AM
That 30 minute nap made me feel 10x better. I must be getting old because I sure as hell can't handle running on so little sleep anymore. If I can sneak another snooze by the kids, it'll be a good day.
5/20/2012 9:21:49 AM
I love how all my facebook pictures look like I'm constantly on vacation...but I'm not...my life just sucks.
5/20/2012 9:52:54 AM
^^^I don't have one
5/20/2012 10:19:12 AM
bummer
5/20/2012 10:26:44 AM
Good times
5/20/2012 10:33:19 AM
I think I need a new bed.
5/20/2012 10:41:44 AM
Blah. Sitting in the car at the gym waiting on Lexi to workout because there is no childcare on Sunday mornings so I gotta hang out with the kids.
5/20/2012 10:48:40 AM
Maybe I can hold off until I can get something delivered to me...
5/20/2012 10:53:55 AM
hungry
5/20/2012 11:05:46 AM
there used to be a picture of thegoodoctor's boobs floating aroundwish I could find it
5/20/2012 12:28:54 PM
Overcast day = sunburned LKD'oh!
5/20/2012 1:58:13 PM
^(red elk baby)
5/20/2012 2:04:26 PM
gotta figure out something to make for dinner tonightI'm thinking brussel sprouts and mashed potatoes, but what kind of meat?
5/20/2012 2:32:30 PM
I got some meat for ya.
5/20/2012 2:32:53 PM
Niiiiiiice.
5/20/2012 2:35:49 PM
asdfhhllkjhfd I want a banana pudding milkshake but it's Sunday. Damn you Chick fil a. ]
5/20/2012 2:43:19 PM
[Edited on May 20, 2012 at 2:44 PM. Reason : ^fffuuuuuuuuuuu for mentioning that]
5/20/2012 2:43:31 PM
ah damn- i forgot to go on friday... the location at falls of neuse has the "repeat your meal for free if you keep your receipt" deal
5/20/2012 2:46:06 PM
I wanna make some eggs but I have no bacon, sausage, toast or cheese to go with themI do have ham...and I have the grated parmesan for spaghetti...wonder if that would work
5/20/2012 3:11:48 PM
if you're lazy enough, that'll be fine
5/20/2012 3:15:31 PM
and I have srirachaI'll give it a shot[Edited on May 20, 2012 at 3:16 PM. Reason : and I need to start bringing lists when I go grocery shopping]
5/20/2012 3:16:32 PM
So now Claritn, Allegra, and Zyrtec no longer work. I'm immune to everything EXCEPT allergens!
5/20/2012 3:16:53 PM
I take a triple threat of a pill (alternate every few months between the three you mentioned), fluticasone nose spray, and advair. (although I have discontinued advair recently) That combo kept me pretty much allergy free this spring.
5/20/2012 3:18:30 PM
^^zyrtec has stopped working for me the past couple daysthink I'll try claritin next
5/20/2012 5:24:41 PM
I could eat a peach for hours.
5/20/2012 5:54:59 PM
the two-legged georgia variety?
5/20/2012 5:56:54 PM
DivaBaby19 post in 5 4 3 2 1...[Edited on May 20, 2012 at 6:02 PM. Reason : user]
5/20/2012 6:01:41 PM
BANANAS!!!!
5/20/2012 6:02:49 PM
damnit Carl
5/20/2012 6:03:46 PM
off to witness some WWE actionI'm a little more excited than I should bebut a little too hungover to show it in my face lol
5/20/2012 6:39:58 PM
5/20/2012 7:18:16 PM
Don't feel like cooking after gardening all day. Time for some delivery Chinese.
5/20/2012 7:39:08 PM
man, I was sitting here trying to decide between miso soup or salisbury steak but delivery chinese sounds pretty good
5/20/2012 7:45:17 PM
do you not do trivia any more?
5/20/2012 7:47:07 PM
I try not to do it often but apparently I do it too much since they can now associate my number with my address
5/20/2012 7:47:44 PM
^^we havent been in awhile, was thinking about it today but decided I didnt want to spend money. I guess ordering chinese would be kind of dumb after making taht decision^aha, jade garden has my shit too
5/20/2012 7:50:31 PM
Hi, I'm Tony. I'm falling at 126 MPH and taking pictures and video at the same time and can magically hold my phone with two figures and scroll through pictures even though I'M FUCKING SKYDIVINGfuck you stupid commercial
5/20/2012 8:09:56 PM
i hope that guy drops his phone
5/20/2012 8:11:20 PM
Hmm. Trying to figure out why my parents' flight was diverted from landing in Atlanta and sent to Greenville, SC instead... they were told the airport is closed, but I don't see anything like that on the news!
5/20/2012 8:21:38 PM
I was at a 7 year old's birthday party in a pretty ghetto part of town and two random kids who were slightly older decided to just join the party like they belonged there. They were being rude and getting like 3rd helpings of food and cake, so I decided to put a stop to it and told them that they didn't belong there and that they needed to move along. Later, I noticed them harassing some of the kids from the birthday party and got up to handle it, but the other parents made me sit down. Eventually, they ended up hitting another kid and knocking him down into the dirt then stealing the baseball bat that the kids were playing with. This is when the other parents sent some of the men over to run the kids off. Hmph. If they'd just let me go over there to take care of their little punk asses, it wouldn't have been such a problem. I hate some bad ass little kids whose parents just let them run loose without supervision.
5/20/2012 8:25:57 PM
this lady gaga simpsons episode has been great
5/20/2012 8:27:44 PM