haha I just got sucked in so I won't be doing a damn thing for the next 2 hours

5/13/2012 11:54:17 AM

these damn cramps are starting to piss me off...

5/13/2012 11:59:45 AM

Hoarders is a pretty sad show, but I'm kinda grinning at this one. This biker-esque middle aged man has a house with approximately 2,000 domestic rats living loose in the home. They're trying to capture all of them and it's pretty funny to watch these adults get pwnt by the rats.

5/13/2012 1:52:51 PM

i wonder if anyone would be interested in some sunday funday antics

5/13/2012 1:52:54 PM

I put on my lab coat and safety glasses

5/13/2012 2:15:15 PM

I ran even though I woke up with a sweet sweet cold.

Feels good man

5/13/2012 2:16:57 PM

RDU has the slowest immigration of all time. OF ALL TIME.

5/13/2012 2:37:06 PM

Lol bunch of kids getting home from studying abroad on this flight apparently.

5/13/2012 3:09:52 PM

well I guess its old 97's pandora station and straightening up around here

5/13/2012 3:17:09 PM

The dude I'm picking up still hasn't made it through immigration. I wonder if he was picked up for extra questioning

5/13/2012 3:21:31 PM

damn it, those were not the results I was looking for

5/13/2012 4:35:26 PM

there is a new wireless network in my neighborhood...

BALDFUCKER

5/13/2012 6:10:31 PM

The Dominos pizza tracker is so cute

5/13/2012 8:29:08 PM

No solution known, no end in sight. Sigh

5/13/2012 8:44:27 PM

Im so fucking tired of being sick. This is ridiculous.

5/13/2012 8:50:02 PM

how I'm able to function right now is beyond me

5/13/2012 8:58:23 PM

I'm kinda up and functioning now

No clue why I was so hungover from yesterday

5/13/2012 9:00:42 PM

I've gotten maybe 8 hours of sleep since Thursday

I've got raccoon eyes

my jeans smell like coffee and strippers

5/13/2012 9:04:06 PM

that's how I am during the week

it sucks

5/13/2012 9:06:03 PM

Not time to be sick now.

5/13/2012 9:06:56 PM

fffuuuuuuuuu, way too short on funds. Going to be fucked if a miracle doesn't happen

5/13/2012 9:10:40 PM

http://www.obtampons.com/apology

5/14/2012 12:51:47 AM

hahah that's awesome

why is he apologizing to me? because of the shortage of ob tampons?

5/14/2012 12:54:51 AM

Fuck, why am I so tired?

5/14/2012 7:21:34 AM

5/14/2012 8:12:19 AM

Trying hard not to drink this coffee before a very long meeting. Do not want to get up and pee five times. But it looks so good.

5/14/2012 8:26:10 AM

I love the rain

5/14/2012 9:36:06 AM

Fuck this cough and this motherfucking sore throat.

5/14/2012 10:06:01 AM

Still exhausted from this weekend.

5/14/2012 10:36:25 AM

I think my poor oscar thought I was mad at him when I left him at his hair appointment. Hopefully he knows I <3 him and he's has fun

5/14/2012 11:19:59 AM

This funeral is gonna be way sad

5/14/2012 11:23:28 AM

^for Ashlee's mom? I used to hang out at their house all the time in elementary school and I loved her mom. So sweet. That family is the biggest supporter of NC State athletics I've ever seen.

[Edited on May 14, 2012 at 11:27 AM. Reason : f]

5/14/2012 11:27:07 AM

Quote :

"Hoarders is a pretty sad show, but I'm kinda grinning at this one. This biker-esque middle aged man has a house with approximately 2,000 domestic rats living loose in the home. They're trying to capture all of them and it's pretty funny to watch these adults get pwnt by the rats."

That episode made me feel so sad because of all the trouble he was having dealing with grief. But since I have pet rats the cute factor was crazy.

5/14/2012 11:46:35 AM

the last time i had a lamb gyro i got really sick... but... here goes

5/14/2012 11:57:08 AM

Quote :

"^for Ashlee's mom? I used to hang out at their house all the time in elementary school and I loved her mom. So sweet. That family is the biggest supporter of NC State athletics I've ever seen."

yeah...she is such a sweet lady and will be terribly missed.

5/14/2012 11:58:25 AM

^^^ Yeah that episode really depressed me. He's one of the only guys I actually felt bad for on that show.

5/14/2012 11:59:38 AM

trying to recoupe from the weekend... so i have a couple pints of smuttynose with lunch.


this is a terrible idea

5/14/2012 12:33:49 PM

lol just heard a dumbass girl saying this to her friend: "Now that I have my diploma it doesn't matter if I get any parking tickets because they can't penalize me by not giving me my diploma."

No, they'll just send it to a collections agency and fuck up your credit score.

5/14/2012 12:41:20 PM

i dont care if you quit smoking

dont bum of me every week

yeah, i could say NO but i dont want to be an asshole

shit ... every fucking week this guys asks me for a smoke.

[Edited on May 14, 2012 at 12:47 PM. Reason : sdf]

5/14/2012 12:47:27 PM

95% sure I just saw Biv from Bel Biv Devoe at the Sheets on Aviation

5/14/2012 12:49:47 PM

Ugh, it's gonna be a summer of austerity

5/14/2012 12:51:45 PM

^^New Edition was here for a concert this weekend.

5/14/2012 1:12:26 PM

damn, how the hell do i not have a job yet, i should have a leg up on anyone applying for the same positions, especially in fayetteville, but no, nothing yet

5/14/2012 1:34:35 PM

Our realtor left a message saying that the buyers have accepted our counter offer, so as long as it pans out, we'll down down to one house in about a month!

FUCK YES!

5/14/2012 3:53:04 PM

i feel like ass

5/14/2012 4:06:25 PM

Stressed WAY the fuck out

5/14/2012 4:51:06 PM

^i'm right there with ya. money problems are no fun

5/14/2012 4:56:05 PM

^ NO THEY ARE NOT

5/14/2012 5:03:11 PM

WTF are fat people supposed to wear to the gym.

5/14/2012 6:52:37 PM

looks like sushi night tonight


and how'd I ever forget about the peanut roll? nom nom nom

5/14/2012 6:56:40 PM