legs are so sore, it pains me to think of getting up and letting the doggie out.

[Edited on April 28, 2012 at 12:47 PM. Reason : 2796]

4/28/2012 12:46:52 PM

I have really odd tastes in music

4/28/2012 2:33:07 PM

Oowwwwww

4/28/2012 2:37:56 PM

^if your screenname was a word, it would be a good scrabble word.

4/28/2012 2:43:14 PM

My leg, ankle, foot, heel are FINALLY looking somewhat like a living person's skin/leg. Never seen so much purple/blue/red patches and swollen areas in my life. Funny how you get hurt (cleated/kicked by a baserunner) and the bruises spread all over. Yikes!! Shit STILL hurts and is fevered almost a week later.



[Edited on April 28, 2012 at 2:58 PM. Reason : .]

4/28/2012 2:56:56 PM

Anybody wanna watch the Caps game with me?

4/28/2012 3:01:08 PM

The postal service issue has pissed me off way more than it should. I have been tracking this package's every move, and was home when it was supposedly delivered. Where the FUCK is it?

4/28/2012 3:51:54 PM

^^Are you in DC?

[Edited on April 28, 2012 at 3:57 PM. Reason : ..carrots, but also hay elise]

4/28/2012 3:52:23 PM

no, I'm in Raleigh

4/28/2012 3:55:11 PM

^^ Nah, I'm in Raleigh. Be in DC for Game 4, though. Tryin' to hang out with terpball and EMCE. You in Chocolate City for a minute?

4/28/2012 4:16:38 PM

I live here, ill be around.

4/28/2012 4:22:36 PM

It's the new Morgan.

4/28/2012 6:20:03 PM

4/28/2012 6:33:34 PM

need motivation!!!

4/28/2012 6:35:30 PM

Wishing I would just die.

4/28/2012 6:43:12 PM

feel better bro

4/28/2012 6:44:46 PM

I wish I could feel better.

4/28/2012 6:45:44 PM

i dumb shitted it last night and ended up with a f'd up cell phone

4/28/2012 6:56:15 PM

dumb shitting is expensive

4/28/2012 7:08:22 PM

Made an epic pitcher of drinks just now. I had some strawberries I had packed and froze in homemade simple syrup and fresh squeezed lemon juice. Defrosted those, threw them in the blender with ice, vodka, and some leaves off my chocolate mint plant. So fucking yummy!

4/28/2012 7:34:22 PM

:-/

4/28/2012 7:38:12 PM

what is a chocolate mint plant?

i know i could google it, but tell me. i'm assuming it is a plant of ......chocolate mint. but i have never heard of that.

[Edited on April 28, 2012 at 7:40 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2012 7:39:09 PM

dont say homemade simple syrup. it makes you look like an asshole


if you just say simple syrup, people will assume you knew how to combine sugar and water

4/28/2012 7:40:39 PM

But... it's homemade.

4/28/2012 7:44:24 PM

If you buy simple syrup you are a sucker of the highest order.

4/28/2012 7:45:20 PM

Is simple syrup even sold? That's sad.

4/28/2012 7:48:14 PM

I've seen a bottle of it at whole foods for $6.99.

4/28/2012 7:57:14 PM

wait....what is a chocolate mint plant?

4/28/2012 8:03:57 PM

lemon juice?

4/28/2012 8:35:50 PM

A chocolate mint plant is awesome, also, i am sorry, ive recently gotten all susie homemaker and i was proud.

Meg, chocolate mint is a mint plant with hint of chocolate in it

Thepeter, yeah, lemon juice is good for preserving fruit.

[Edited on April 28, 2012 at 8:41 PM. Reason : .]

4/28/2012 8:35:58 PM

well, I think that's enough work for today

Be back bright and early tomorrow...

[Edited on April 28, 2012 at 8:54 PM. Reason : ^I was just jumping on the train ]

4/28/2012 8:54:11 PM

Haters gonna hate, that drink was fucking awesome and you guys didnt get any so there.

4/28/2012 9:06:45 PM

^^^Does it have chocolate sprinkled on it or something? Maybe a chocolate air freshener?

[Edited on April 28, 2012 at 9:13 PM. Reason : ...]

4/28/2012 9:12:52 PM

Man these two days off meds is gonna drive me up a wall. Allergies suck asshole butt!

4/28/2012 9:25:58 PM

The woman in this movie is completely unnecessary and retarded...it wasn't that bad before because she didn't get much screen time but now she's being super annoying

4/28/2012 11:46:25 PM

I just discovered the band bon iver on snl. I really like them. If only they had a different singer.

4/29/2012 12:11:54 AM

4/29/2012 12:29:32 AM

4/29/2012 12:32:39 AM

4/29/2012 1:24:08 AM

Sigh, oh well. Should have expected that to happen.

Also, I still miss Brent

4/29/2012 3:32:48 AM

poor, stinky puppy

4/29/2012 6:59:57 AM

Fuck my life

4/29/2012 7:30:02 AM

Wondering if today is the day I get the courage to actually pull the trigger.

4/29/2012 7:52:46 AM

on wat?

this site has been so dead as of late

4/29/2012 8:02:06 AM

On the gun I've had in my mouth.

4/29/2012 8:08:55 AM

got a crackpipe and a pistol here

can't decide which to put in my mouf first

don't do anything crazy, i got a hotline you can call

[Edited on April 29, 2012 at 8:14 AM. Reason : .]

4/29/2012 8:12:41 AM

I don't believe you will get anywhere with legalize as a real political stance, especially when you spell it "legelize"

4/29/2012 8:30:54 AM

I'm not sure it's crazy to put an end to misery.

4/29/2012 8:44:07 AM

i'm concerned

4/29/2012 8:51:36 AM

Apparently 830 is the latest I'm able to sleep in on the weekends now.

Strangley I am ok with that.

4/29/2012 9:13:16 AM