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"HOTTEST LIBRARIAN EVER"

9/30/2008 7:21:04 PM

woot, new router

9/30/2008 7:34:00 PM

yeah

i just had to break into my own storage unit

and cut up my hands pretty nicely

BUT CRISIS AVERTED

9/30/2008 7:37:04 PM

i'm surprised mine never got broken into with all the locks i had on it..it was pretty obvious i had expensive shit in there

9/30/2008 7:38:15 PM

why did you have to break into your storage unit

9/30/2008 7:45:26 PM

eh ours are in the shared basement, basically wood frames with chicken wire

i only store shit like cd/dvd cases and old shit im just too much of a packrat to get rid of

EXCEPT THAT I ALSO STORE MY EMPTY SUITCASES DOWN THERE

and casey left yesterday, with my car, and THE KEY TO THE LOCK

and i leave for korea at 4am.

nga needs to pack ok

so i dont have a car in order to go buy a new one, so i cut a big enough hole on one of the joint seams to finagle a suitcase out (thankfully it's one of the soft ones that when flat is pretty thin).

rolled it back up, put some framing nails in the wood, hitched the wire to the nails, i dont think it's too obvious



i'm convinced im totally incapable of travel to asia w/o incident.

the china trip i actually got fucking blackout hammered the night before and planned on staying up for my 3am pickup. my best boy from for fucking ever was in from denver for one night, so.. you know how we do

nga fell asleep about 2am in stand by (fully clothed)... missed the calls and alarms....

casey woke up, got me up, ran to the car, drove about 130mph to philadelphia, while mapping routes to toronto on my phone to catch the connector all while drunk as fucking piss

with a $13k non-refundable ticket in hand, i arrived at the check in with 13 minutes before takeoff

thank god i had first class the whole way, and was able to skip the entire checkin and security lines

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 7:47 PM. Reason : e]

9/30/2008 7:46:50 PM

GET YOUR SHIT...YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!

9/30/2008 7:51:51 PM

TO CHINA?

9/30/2008 7:53:15 PM

9/30/2008 7:53:47 PM

i'm thinking of boobies

9/30/2008 7:55:02 PM

casey can attest to the speed too

im pretty sure i was only under 100 on the entrance/exit ramps

9/30/2008 7:55:40 PM

9/30/2008 7:56:28 PM

that's awesome

$13K ticket?

holy fuck.

9/30/2008 7:57:00 PM

if i could have crawled in the floor board i would have...


i'm pretty sure that's the first trip i've had the white knuckle death grip on the oh shit handle for the entire ride

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 7:58 PM. Reason : whole thing]

9/30/2008 7:57:35 PM

sounds pretty epic

how long was the ride?

9/30/2008 7:59:50 PM

^^ dude it was a quick booking, first class to toronto, then a private suite to hong kong.


i dont quite get such ammenities tomorrow, but still first class the whole way

united doesn't quite do it as well as air canada

9/30/2008 8:00:24 PM

quite a bit shorter than the trip i thought we were going to have to make to toronto

9/30/2008 8:00:41 PM

that was ~12 minutes to philadelphia 1.5 hrs to toronto from philadelphia, layover, then like 15 or so to hong kong?

tomorrow is going to suck

6hrs9min first class from philly to san fran
3 hour layover in the star lounge
12h20min from san fran to seoul (first again)
get baggage and shit
1hr train from incheon to gimpo
1hr flight from gimpo to ulsan
private car lined up to the hotel.... at about 11pm local time, thursday.

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 8:04 PM. Reason : e]

9/30/2008 8:03:49 PM

i'm not sure if i can stay awake long enough to watch fringe

or if i want to watch it right before bed

9/30/2008 8:22:46 PM

there are 4 lamps, no shades, and one bulb on my kitchen table / computer desk

awesome

9/30/2008 8:25:42 PM

nice

9/30/2008 8:27:17 PM

I went from having no power bills in the last 2 months to owing my apartment people $200. Shit. Duck fuke power.

9/30/2008 8:28:54 PM

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"Mike, OK, so we already went over the common benefit of folic acid, in that it reduces the risk of certain birth defects such as spina bifida. And last time, I referred you to some research that suggests that men with folic acid deficiency can have sperm problems. Now, new research points to folic acid as a possible aid in conception. Meaning, that taking folic acid, can actually help you to conceive. So, if you and your partner are not taking folic acid, surely all of the research should now have you convinced it is something you should definitely do! "

look beth kiley

my name's not mike

plz stop sending me a weekly update on your guide to contraception

i now know more about cervical fluid and things relating to fallopian tubes than i've ever wanted to

9/30/2008 8:34:13 PM

hey cool you're flying to korea

i'm going to japan tomorrow

stopping in san fran along the way

my trip is pretty quick tho...only a day and half over there

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 8:39 PM. Reason : x]

9/30/2008 8:38:20 PM

ahah

we should meet for drinks!

9/30/2008 8:38:57 PM

hongry

9/30/2008 8:39:29 PM

you two will never make it out of california

9/30/2008 8:39:31 PM

you're right

the state would cave in in an avalanche of twink pron

9/30/2008 8:40:05 PM

I get in to san fran at 10:43 tomorrow morning then leave at 2:30 or so

Kinda wanted to peep Alcatraz but problly wont have time

9/30/2008 8:40:33 PM

i really just meant you'd both get wasted and miss your flights

9/30/2008 8:40:56 PM

ahaha

ill be there from 10:10 -> 1:20

9/30/2008 8:41:28 PM

the sicker my dad gets, the meaner he becomes. my dad never ever used to be remotely close to this. he belittles my brother all day long, which really makes me sad.

work is getting way too stressful. i don't like this.

BITCH AND MOAN

9/30/2008 8:41:57 PM

OH LAWD

^same thing happened to a girl i know whose dad got sick like that..fuck'em

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 8:42 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/30/2008 8:42:02 PM

The whole trip is basically

Land in Tokyo
Eat dinner with dude
Sleep
Get up and go on tour of plant with dude
Leave late that night

I don't even really need a hotel

9/30/2008 8:42:18 PM

you should BWN AND MOAN instead

9/30/2008 8:43:09 PM

the slave and i cross many paths

i walked to work this morning past the ing building in wilmington

yeah unfortunately i'll be actually needed in korea for about.... two days

but i'll be there till the 19th.

9/30/2008 8:44:25 PM

yes! yes i should.

9/30/2008 8:44:40 PM

I'm going to try to hold my shit in because they have tiny toilet bowl openings there

I consider my ass normal sized, but I have to squeeze it to make it work with their midget johns

9/30/2008 8:44:55 PM

so, party the rest of the time?

9/30/2008 8:45:07 PM

oh yeah...i keep forgetting it'll be the 18th here

9/30/2008 8:45:52 PM

i plan to.

i've got a friend from hs down in busan too, so i'll probably hop down there for a day or so

9/30/2008 8:46:13 PM

my throat hurts... and it has been for a while

9/30/2008 8:47:10 PM

i was going to make a nasty comment there


but i can't do that

9/30/2008 8:47:46 PM

blah...I can.

sucking too much cock, b.

9/30/2008 8:48:29 PM

What a terrible day.

9/30/2008 8:48:41 PM

Oh Jesus H

I just remembered that my passport is in a dresser drawer at Hampton Inn Jacksonville

F me in the A and don't wear a C

9/30/2008 8:49:51 PM

self pwnt?

9/30/2008 8:50:33 PM

Slave pwnt, stay home

9/30/2008 8:51:23 PM

big time

might have to use the fake, but I hate to risk it when I'm traveling for business

9/30/2008 8:51:49 PM

aha why the fuck do you have a fake passport?

9/30/2008 8:52:26 PM