THAT is amazing.

[Edited on April 10, 2012 at 9:52 PM. Reason : Both the fact that it's a new page, and there's a Nintendo coffee table remote.]

4/10/2012 9:51:51 PM

4/10/2012 10:11:03 PM

*^|>|?]!]^|¥£€•+@"$&@?!'l%##%!!!!!!

4/10/2012 10:16:16 PM

it's after 10 and i still have internet

4/10/2012 10:21:44 PM

god im gross
i need a showerrrrrr

4/10/2012 10:39:27 PM

what day is tomorrow again?

...oh yeah...wednesday >_>

If you people weren't paying my salary I wouldn't show up

4/10/2012 11:05:20 PM

I want a hug

4/10/2012 11:27:01 PM

that shower was glorious

laundry should be done in 15 and then I can curl up in my freshly washed sheets

getting up for work will be super hard

4/10/2012 11:33:12 PM

I am so freaking happy right now

4/11/2012 7:25:24 AM

Going to get my freckles mapped! Oh boy!

4/11/2012 7:51:18 AM

yay Egg Hunt day

4/11/2012 8:02:19 AM

you are such a nerd

4/11/2012 8:20:06 AM

Don't judge me...

4/11/2012 8:28:25 AM

also...


i am VERY hungry

4/11/2012 8:30:21 AM

time to be productive




[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 8:41 AM. Reason : too big]

4/11/2012 8:39:39 AM

lol

4/11/2012 8:51:34 AM

Noooo! Our server is down on Egg Hunt Day! So, we are running a very slow virtual server It better be fixed by 5:00.

4/11/2012 8:59:39 AM

My BFF brought me coffee and a bday card this morning best bff ever

4/11/2012 9:10:08 AM

i need to stop laying in bed and get the H outta town

4/11/2012 9:15:17 AM

i hope the egg hunt doesn't mess with my TWWing on my iphone.... don't really care to hunt eggs this year, since I already have lifetime premie

4/11/2012 9:26:21 AM

I, too, have lifetime premie but I still plan on stealing some eggs.

4/11/2012 9:32:50 AM

4/11/2012 9:49:56 AM

mmmmmm......bojangles...much better

4/11/2012 9:51:07 AM

I really don't want to go back to N.C. tomorrow

And only a tiny bit because I won't have anyone to rub aloe on my back anymore.

4/11/2012 10:29:21 AM

Well, add another medication BID to my already ridiculous routine, and two possible diagnosis

4/11/2012 11:04:06 AM

i can't find the STUPID FACEBOOK STATUS' thread so here are the gems from this am:

Quote :

"wow josh u r so much maturer than me, not. Hey dont drop the soap it doesnt come on a rope. And oh yea take care of your fuckin kid u sorry ass bastard. Ah i feel better.any other mothers wanna give a shout out 2 there dead beat sperm doner's.! I feel better.if u dont wanna here it theres a lil button that says delete, use it bc this is my f.b and i will say wtfe i want when i want"

and a comment on this update:

Quote :

"u go baby. Tell em. And i think everybody already knows josh is a deadbeat."

i guess its not so much stupid as maybe tmi for fb status'
i almost feel bad for this person, yet find it hilarious at the same time.

4/11/2012 11:29:26 AM

eh, i agree that it is pretty ridiculous for people to ask you to censor your own facebook


lenovo told me my new computer wouldn't ship til 5/1 yesterday, and today i got a shipping notification for it o.O

4/11/2012 11:33:49 AM

Charles Manson up for parole



http://abcnews.go.com/US/california-mass-murderer-charles-manson-parole/story?id=16111128

At first I was like "let him go, no one will fall for his bs again"

then I remembered the "Titanic is real?" thread and I thought twice.

4/11/2012 12:07:47 PM

the extent to which dumb people on facebook will air their dirty laundry always amazes me

4/11/2012 12:12:12 PM

god damned motherfucking breed restrictions

I am fucking sick of being told I can't live in house x because my dog is a pit bull

she's the sweetest fucking animal on the face of the planet when she isn't busy being startled by her own freaking shadow

stupid fucking ignorant fear-based sensationalist legislation and the stupid fucking ignorant insurance companies that espouse them

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 12:17 PM. Reason : god dammit]

4/11/2012 12:16:54 PM

is your dog pure pitt? or mixed with a more 'tolerable' breed.

ive never met a ferocious pitt, im sorry.

i have a couple friends who had mixes with chow/pitt/rott and just listed their dogs as the lesser of the two evils and no one looked any closer. is that an option?

4/11/2012 12:22:58 PM

^^that's why I have a "boxer mix" - 8 of 10 times they arent gonna look into it at all. also, I would suggest getting her listed as a "mixed breed" at your vet in case a breed ban comes into effect and they are required to give up information

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 12:25 PM. Reason : h]

4/11/2012 12:25:01 PM

nope she's pure pit (rescued from a pit fighting/breeding operation...the SPCA labeled her an amstaff probably so she wouldn't be put down right away but she's definitely all pit)

I could tell them she's a mutt but one look at her and anyone that isn't completely brain-dead will know what she is

4/11/2012 12:25:42 PM

Quote :

"then I remembered the "Titanic is real?" thread and I thought twice."

ahah

4/11/2012 12:29:54 PM

is amstaff on the restricted list? she looks like that.

awwwwwww. shes precious!

4/11/2012 12:36:53 PM

yeah amstaffs, pits, german shepherds, dobies, rotties, akitas, etc

basically anything that could actually be considered a dog and not a caninesque housepet

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 12:40 PM. Reason : nothing against caninesque housepets, they're people too]

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 12:40 PM. Reason : and thanks! she's licking my foot in appreciation of your comment]

4/11/2012 12:39:37 PM

dave, your dog is gorgeous

4/11/2012 12:48:49 PM

Hell even if you own...Brina is a lab mix. No way in hell I mention that mix is part Shepard or our rates would be way higher.

4/11/2012 2:00:43 PM

What a pretty doggie! I had the same problem trying to find somewhere to move with my cat. No one wants cats in their apartments

4/11/2012 2:04:39 PM

Yep, everyone is under the impression we only have two cats.

beagles were on the ban list at the last place I lived.

4/11/2012 2:07:22 PM

My dog is pure American Bulldog (which ISN'T on the restricted breed list) which is a taller/bigger version of the English bulldog

but they hear American and they automatically think its an American Pit Bull

so I told them she's a boxer/lab mix

4/11/2012 2:09:21 PM

I hate bans on breeds. reminds me of this:

4/11/2012 2:10:46 PM

All four of those breeds are on my "must adopt" one day list.

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 2:11 PM. Reason : ]

4/11/2012 2:11:15 PM

I already thought Hitfix was the best entertainment website before they sent me a bunch of free stuff

4/11/2012 2:12:57 PM

^^^i loooooove rotties big dopey dogs his expression solidifies that

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 4:15 PM. Reason : ]

4/11/2012 4:15:04 PM

CLEs are expensive when a firm isn't paying for it.

4/11/2012 4:53:26 PM

^Ridiculously so.

4/11/2012 4:57:19 PM

it's cold outside

4/11/2012 5:11:26 PM

My scroll bar finger hurts.

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 5:22 PM. Reason : Goodbye TWW, time to go home. My score is going to be so sad when I Get home.]

4/11/2012 5:19:36 PM

RIP female cardinal. I hope whichever cat hunted you down and brutally ripped you in half is at least happy.

4/11/2012 5:23:50 PM