^you should go to the dog park this afternoon!and I need to get a lot of things straightened up, but I don't have the motivation]
9/19/2008 9:55:34 AM
I wonder how my court case went Kinda weird because I haven't heard from the lawyer at all since I signed the papers and made payment
9/19/2008 9:55:40 AM
^^That's an option since I'm gonna wait to get my nails did on Sunday I think.I just broke my nail, so I will probably have to get that taken care of today [Edited on September 19, 2008 at 10:16 AM. Reason : so sad]
9/19/2008 9:56:30 AM
I can't sit still today
9/19/2008 10:19:42 AM
1.5 HOURS TIL I'M UP OUT OF THIS BITCH
9/19/2008 10:35:59 AM
9/19/2008 10:46:55 AM
these new jeans are pretty package friendlyif you know what i mean
9/19/2008 10:47:38 AM
Other people need to stop using pink pens. That color is mine, dammit.
9/19/2008 10:49:39 AM
^^what DO you mean?
9/19/2008 10:51:53 AM
They're easier to stuff with socks?
9/19/2008 10:57:22 AM
^ probably what he means
9/19/2008 11:02:17 AM
Killing the neighbors dog cause it wont shut up [Edited on September 19, 2008 at 11:03 AM. Reason : .]
9/19/2008 11:03:17 AM
9/19/2008 11:18:33 AM
Yay! I get to start my 401K now instead of January
9/19/2008 11:19:21 AM
whether or not to spend $42 on some exercise pants from lands end that look heavenly
9/19/2008 11:29:54 AM
does anybody know theory of soil drainage?
9/19/2008 11:30:30 AM
9/19/2008 11:32:10 AM
im going to have to remember that it's my sister's birthday todayand my other sister's birthday tomorrow.
9/19/2008 11:44:21 AM
9/19/2008 11:52:00 AM
I hope i can open the door to my office
9/19/2008 11:54:36 AM
turn knob, and push or pull
9/19/2008 11:55:54 AM
^they are ripping up the sidewalk right on the other side (my door opens directly to the outside)it sounds like the wall is going to fall in
9/19/2008 11:57:37 AM
love youTube when i need to pass the time
9/19/2008 12:00:17 PM
wanna see mytube?I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.
9/19/2008 12:04:13 PM
^^^ maybe it will why wont my printer just feed a damn envelope without giving me a problem[Edited on September 19, 2008 at 12:04 PM. Reason : ah]
9/19/2008 12:04:23 PM
I need to go to morroco
9/19/2008 12:05:32 PM
if it does I'm fucked i dont have any windows or vents to crawl through to escape
9/19/2008 12:07:08 PM
I am not myself this month. I just paid to use an ATM for the second time.
9/19/2008 12:34:05 PM
indeed
9/19/2008 12:40:59 PM
do I wanna sleep or eat lunch? too bad I can't eat lunch while I'm sleeping.
9/19/2008 12:41:37 PM
why in the fuck do you need to go to morocco?
9/19/2008 12:41:43 PM
looks like you need to do your banking with a bank that will cover those ATM fees
9/19/2008 12:42:37 PM
I need a vacay ... maybe florida for a weekend? 'cept I don't have any mondays or fridays off from teaching until thanksgiving. :lesigh:
9/19/2008 12:48:14 PM
welcome to the real world.
9/19/2008 12:53:57 PM
i was pleased to find his dick hardened during our makeout and cuddle session. I must have been done something right.
9/19/2008 1:00:02 PM
WAT
9/19/2008 1:02:27 PM
Did you soak it in your vajayjay water to soften it back up?forgot you were virginal
9/19/2008 1:03:57 PM
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
9/19/2008 1:07:45 PM
^^^^that pretty much just means he's not a raging homosexual...it's not really anything you did[Edited on September 19, 2008 at 1:08 PM. Reason : asdf]
9/19/2008 1:08:32 PM
9/19/2008 1:09:59 PM
ding ding ding ^^[Edited on September 19, 2008 at 1:10 PM. Reason : ^^'s]
9/19/2008 1:10:07 PM
haha, true dat!hell, i've popped a boner from setting a hot bowl of soup on my lap before
9/19/2008 1:10:19 PM
^^^ I sent him home with blue balls
well then you're just a bitch
9/19/2008 1:11:03 PM
^^^haha..hot laptops too [Edited on September 19, 2008 at 1:11 PM. Reason : ^^^]
9/19/2008 1:11:07 PM
9/19/2008 1:11:40 PM
goddamnitive got a meeting from 330-430 on a fridaythat's just not right
9/19/2008 1:12:01 PM
crackmonkey, I sincerely hope you don't get raped one day...assuming you're serious when you say shit like this
9/19/2008 1:12:25 PM
whoa... he's virgin too... so I'm sure he knows how take care of his little problem himself.
9/19/2008 1:12:44 PM
^^^that's what you get for staying out all night [Edited on September 19, 2008 at 1:13 PM. Reason : sadf]
9/19/2008 1:12:57 PM