you 2 are dating right? and you do not have eachothers digits?

2/21/2012 2:55:06 PM

god you're stupid

2/21/2012 2:56:13 PM

[Edited on February 21, 2012 at 2:56 PM. Reason : and damn my knee. Anyone have a saw I can borrow?]

2/21/2012 2:56:27 PM

I would

2/21/2012 3:01:05 PM

My right hip hurts pretty badly right now. So, I'm standing over my computer in my office. I can either shut the door so no one sees me standing to work, or let everyone who walks by give me funny looks. I think I'm going to go with the funny looks.

2/21/2012 3:13:23 PM

7 days...


so much to do... so little motivation to do it.

2/21/2012 3:14:16 PM

yeah dude, you gotta get credit for that time somehow if you're still on the clock

2/21/2012 3:15:19 PM

Anybody remember where the ))<>(( came from? I'm not sure if that is exactly right. It is the pooping back and forth skit with the two kids and the woman. Google provides nothing when I enter that.

2/21/2012 3:37:04 PM

^

2/21/2012 3:38:01 PM

With the quickness, thanks. I thought they used ))<>(( in the clip somewhere too. Maybe someone came up with that afterwards.

Ah yes, I found it in this longer version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk&feature=related

[Edited on February 21, 2012 at 3:46 PM. Reason : found it]

2/21/2012 3:42:41 PM

hahah forgot about that part

2/21/2012 3:52:44 PM

someone thought I was homeless and told me about a missionary downtown. I think it was my coat.

2/21/2012 5:26:58 PM

Ew maybe it's time for a new coat

2/21/2012 5:29:46 PM

random power outages

2/21/2012 5:37:00 PM

Reacquainting myself with my math skillz = loads of fun!

2/21/2012 6:15:05 PM

i wish there was an option for takeout nearby that didn't involve shitty, greasy fast food.

2/21/2012 6:32:38 PM

What area do you live in?

2/21/2012 6:40:04 PM

the new house is way less creepy with our stuff actually in it.

Now where did the movers put the box with the surge protectors? And the silverware? And the cat food?

2/21/2012 6:51:36 PM

On the way home from work I stopped at the store for some stuff, I donated $1 for some Easter Seals help the children thing, then the cashier gave me $10 more in change than I should've got back. I gave him back the $10

When I got home we got an "escrow overage" check in the mail for $500, completely unexpected money from our mortgage company

Karma works bitches

2/21/2012 7:17:25 PM

I just burned myself...

...is it March yet?

2/21/2012 8:23:05 PM

KERLINUH WINS SO WE'S GON' GET SOME SKRIMPS AT RED BLOBSTER, YA HERE?

2/21/2012 10:15:17 PM

Little brother just called. He's going to Afghanistan tomorrow for 9 months.

2/21/2012 10:27:26 PM

I work with a bunch of dumbasses...

A lot of people in my office have a cold right now...I say...right after I mail something to a person in CA...

"I think it would be interesting to watch a cold travel cross country...you know track how it spreads"

Someone who is always a negative nancy says
"That would be impossible to track..you don't know if someone got a virus from you or someone else"

Me "viruses have DNA...you can track how they travel"

negative nancy "no they don't, only humans have dna"

me "and other animals, as well as plants, and viruses"

negative nancy "well I meant other animalys too, but plants don't have dna, didn't you go to college?"

me

2/21/2012 10:53:35 PM

^ wow

2/21/2012 10:54:43 PM

the best part was listening to her...and the dude that is a complete asshole to me say

"I can't believe she thinks plants have DNA!"

"I know, she thinks you can get DNA from a cold, you don't have to go to college to know that!"

2/21/2012 10:57:27 PM

Took a shit a few hours ago that felt like I was shitting out razor blades and broken glass covered in hot sauce. Know what I mean?

2/21/2012 10:59:50 PM

I thought you said took a shit for a few hours...I was about to be like how the fuck do you shit for a few hours?!?!

2/21/2012 11:00:58 PM

That's where I do most of my reading, then my legs go numb Lethal Weapon style and I have to get Riggs to pull me into the tub to clean up.

2/21/2012 11:03:46 PM

Follow up questions...does anyone else think it would be interesting to watch the path that your cold takes?

I think it would be really interesting to watch how your cold spreads...especially since I deal a lot with the west coast, and I send things to them in the mail all the time...who is to say that the cold I have right now doesn't hang out on those things I sent them and when they open the envelope they catch it and then spread it...and then someone else sends something to the midwest...and then before you know it...the cold that I had is now all over the country...

2/21/2012 11:07:31 PM

All vinyl night @ Spy!

2/21/2012 11:10:39 PM

Quote :

"the best part was listening to her...and the dude that is a complete asshole to me say "I can't believe she thinks plants have DNA!" "I know, she thinks you can get DNA from a cold, you don't have to go to college to know that!""

How do those people get away with being so dumb?

If someone where i worked said something so blatantly false, that could be demonstrated as such by any google/wiki/youtube search, they would be mocked mercilessly, probably to the point of quitting.

2/21/2012 11:14:38 PM

should have known better than too get too happy

2/22/2012 12:05:10 AM

Not sure what I expected there....should have known.

2/22/2012 6:48:59 AM

Ray Charles first thing in the morning makes me happy.

2/22/2012 7:32:09 AM

2/22/2012 8:05:05 AM

with 3 good recruits coming in next year including a strong forward with a good 3 we should be pretty good next year.

2/22/2012 8:06:43 AM

I'm glad I went to bed early, but this cold has most definitely overstayed its "welcome." Going on over a week now.

2/22/2012 8:33:16 AM

it really freaks me out every time i see my really religious fb friends post that picture of the goatsex thing where the clouds are being parted...

they truly have no idea what it really is and i don't have the heart to break it to them

2/22/2012 8:41:03 AM

You mean this? I took a screen shot of this from my own feed awhile back. It killed me.

2/22/2012 10:03:19 AM

girl scout cookie time!

2/22/2012 10:26:52 AM

^^ That popped up in my feed again today too. Thought that thing was dead.

2/22/2012 10:55:14 AM

I'm surprised there isnt a Lent thread yet this year

2/22/2012 11:06:40 AM

^TWW gave it up for Lent

2/22/2012 11:08:26 AM

i think the inevitable backlash against all things religious by a select few keeps it from getting made.

It would start with 5-6 people saying what they're giving up, then it'd get bombed by trolls, and do a nosedive into discrepancies in the bible and how religious people are dumb.

2/22/2012 11:10:26 AM

My mom posted the goatse god picture. My brother told her what it meant after we were making jokes about in on her wall. She said she googled it later. Poor mom

2/22/2012 11:18:52 AM

2/22/2012 11:22:41 AM

Good thing I had the tissues still out from watching Glee for that episode of Parenthood. Geez...

[Edited on February 22, 2012 at 11:36 AM. Reason : Waterworks this am]

2/22/2012 11:35:57 AM

now just go watch Big Rich Texas....


it'll make you feel ALL better

2/22/2012 11:39:30 AM

Lunch Sex

2/22/2012 11:44:00 AM

Where to eat for lunch!??!!? I'm tired of the usual............I need suggestions.


Oh, by the way, I'm by Gorman and Tryon.

[Edited on February 22, 2012 at 12:07 PM. Reason : .]

2/22/2012 11:58:29 AM