god dammit

9/6/2008 10:09:10 PM

thinking about which goodwill location is the easiest to reach from the cat bus

9/6/2008 10:09:51 PM

life ain't nothin but a funny funny riddle
thank god i'm a country boy

9/6/2008 10:10:41 PM

that NeuseRvrRat is a very sexy country boy

9/6/2008 10:16:42 PM

this taco is hot like lava

9/6/2008 10:24:18 PM

she's always so happy to see me


holy shit my first AT&T bill...at least I didn't go over minutes but this damn activation is like WTF CRAZY $TEXAS!

[Edited on September 6, 2008 at 10:51 PM. Reason : do WAT?!]

9/6/2008 10:39:01 PM

Quote :

"this taco is hot like lava"

i lol'd

9/6/2008 10:57:30 PM

this dude is not funny.

9/6/2008 11:05:42 PM

I went to a sex toy party tonight run by two 250+ pound chicks. My g-spot stimulator should be here in a few days.

9/6/2008 11:06:49 PM

yay

9/6/2008 11:07:12 PM

superman and the joker? seriously?

9/6/2008 11:08:54 PM

obligatory, i'll give you a g-spot stimulator.

9/6/2008 11:10:39 PM

i think i'm gonna have to dooky before i can fall asleep =/

9/6/2008 11:16:08 PM

^^I didn't expect that to take three posts.


TWW has disappointed me.

9/6/2008 11:18:01 PM

tww has done that a lot lately

xcept 4 U

9/6/2008 11:25:22 PM

blah, was kinda busy. sorry I was late.

9/6/2008 11:29:22 PM

^^

^

9/6/2008 11:37:34 PM

ugh, I'm tired, have a migraine, my back hurts and I can't talk. That game and sun kicked my ass.

9/6/2008 11:39:36 PM

I still feel like I'm the fucking bad guy...

9/6/2008 11:46:41 PM

no. way. in. hell.

9/6/2008 11:47:48 PM

EIGHTY EIGHT MILS PER HOUR!?

9/6/2008 11:50:40 PM

fried chicken

9/6/2008 11:53:19 PM

Why do I always fuck up the best things in my life?

9/7/2008 12:15:45 AM

*yawn*

9/7/2008 12:16:10 AM

80 bucks on a saturday night... I can't wait tables anymore... I need to make some real money.

9/7/2008 12:22:30 AM

Je ne veux pas aller travailler

9/7/2008 12:27:34 AM

Jouez avec mes privates et chantez

9/7/2008 12:33:16 AM

Zut alors!

9/7/2008 12:36:44 AM

non

9/7/2008 12:37:10 AM

this is most unsettling

9/7/2008 12:39:30 AM

*chante*

9/7/2008 12:41:34 AM

bon soir

9/7/2008 12:48:22 AM

for once, i would just like to have a fun conversation

9/7/2008 12:49:10 AM

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9/7/2008 12:54:10 AM

http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=VasfL6sqaj8&feature=related

lol wut?

9/7/2008 12:56:05 AM

fucked fucked fucked

9/7/2008 1:09:29 AM

hehe I hope he likes my cheezy birthday graphic I made him.



yup proud about how it came out.

9/7/2008 1:20:32 AM

Oh hi

9/7/2008 1:21:09 AM

if this is how its gonna be then i'm honestly questioning my happiness

9/7/2008 1:25:06 AM

I can say one thing for college aged ppl: it isn't worth it. Do what the fuck ever you wanna do (beyond going to class and graduating, etc.) or you will regret it.

9/7/2008 1:26:48 AM

Why do i keep having dreams about lions

9/7/2008 1:48:57 AM

how drunk are you?

9/7/2008 1:49:47 AM

credits include:

producer
co-writer
actor: Big Scary Breakup Guy



this is a dream come true. we start filming in October!

9/7/2008 2:05:26 AM

I havent drunk anything at all

9/7/2008 2:05:49 AM

omg you're still awake!?!?

9/7/2008 2:06:19 AM

she's not as think as you drunk she is

9/7/2008 2:06:35 AM

you live in the same house and talk online

9/7/2008 2:07:34 AM

unless maybe i'm not home

9/7/2008 2:08:27 AM

but you are not here

9/7/2008 2:09:41 AM

9/7/2008 2:10:20 AM