2 years

1/22/2012 5:59:13 PM

o my god i cant take this

1/22/2012 6:05:04 PM

i hope i can figure out where this place is...

1/22/2012 6:12:28 PM

I wonder what Jay Glazer wants to be when he grows up?

1/22/2012 6:39:18 PM

I think I am sick...fuck this shit.



If I wake up in the morning with a worse cough Imma be really pissed.

1/22/2012 6:40:49 PM

Bah

1/22/2012 6:46:42 PM

The Cure for Homophobia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t35GTsTBFnE

1/22/2012 8:03:51 PM

you've lost that loving feelin.....

1/22/2012 8:23:15 PM

of course pinterest is down.

1/22/2012 8:30:02 PM

And all that hard work down the drain. sigh

1/22/2012 10:07:37 PM

BAH

1/22/2012 11:57:16 PM

It's taken two active years but this online dating miiiiiiiight just've paid off after 54 rounds of first dates.

1/22/2012 11:58:54 PM

woahhhhhhhh

1/23/2012 12:00:22 AM

Hell's looking chilly!

1/23/2012 12:48:35 AM

I hope I'm not getting sick

1/23/2012 1:17:53 AM

It's weird how the happiest night of my life replays in my head and only makes me upset.

1/23/2012 1:33:50 AM

That's no bueno

Do something even cooler and replace that memory with an even better one.

1/23/2012 1:36:04 AM

taxes suck so hard

1/23/2012 1:36:31 AM

I do need a new happiest moment. All the awesome I've had happen in the basically a month since can't seem to erase that ninja star sting of remembering that moment

1/23/2012 1:44:47 AM

i recommend drugs

1/23/2012 1:48:24 AM

Drugs could make it worse. Depends on what drugs.

1/23/2012 2:07:42 AM

take them all at once




2 weeks is 2 long without sex

1/23/2012 2:08:30 AM

sleepy

1/23/2012 3:42:52 AM

This is gonna be a long week....

1/23/2012 7:22:31 AM

I think I'm gonna throw up.

1/23/2012 8:33:41 AM

what a crazy-ish weekend.

raining money on saturday!

1/23/2012 8:37:54 AM

Fuuuuuuuuck, I'm sick. Not just my normal, whiny, I don't feel that great shit either. I'm really sick.

1/23/2012 9:03:21 AM

Another awesome weekend

Also to people being sick

1/23/2012 9:10:30 AM

i have way too many meetings that start at 630/7am.

breakfast tacos and kolaches will not entice me to getting to work for a meeting at 6am.

srry.

630-7 is pushing it already.

1/23/2012 9:11:58 AM

I have a weird feeling something bad is gonna happen today

Or that I forgot to do something important

I hate that feeling

1/23/2012 9:22:53 AM

ugh. i fucking hate a stuffed up nose.


im a filthy mouthbreather today.

1/23/2012 10:01:00 AM

goddamit, my abstract has to be under 250 words, I have edited it to the bone, I don't know what else I can delete without compromising the message

also, it really sucks deleting a sentence you are proud of

1/23/2012 10:10:56 AM

^ My students always hated when I would edit down their abstracts.

1/23/2012 10:13:03 AM

I neeed my advisor to chop it up, I just can't fucking do it........ whhhhyyyyy is she awesome and sleeps in til 10:30 everyday?

1/23/2012 10:16:08 AM

what's the best daytime cold meds for severe congestion and a sore throat?

1/23/2012 10:20:40 AM

^I am not sure if it helps sore throats, but zicam does make it die faster. However, I think it tastes like plastic.

I think tylenol was good the last time I had a cold

1/23/2012 10:23:17 AM

anyone selling tickets to the superbowl?

1/23/2012 10:28:39 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/23/us/severe-weather/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

is samwise ok?

1/23/2012 11:48:00 AM

^she is

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 11:52 AM. Reason : Also, I'm ready for her to move away from Bama.]

1/23/2012 11:50:26 AM

omg those crocs you're wearing in the office are ridiculous, they sound like you're walking on squishy

1/23/2012 12:01:12 PM

Crocs will get you defriended on FB

1/23/2012 12:01:43 PM

I just saw my life flash before my eyes while choking on my lunch.

.. it was mildly amusing and erotic, not quite the 'flash before my eyes' I had imagined

1/23/2012 12:04:05 PM

did you die

1/23/2012 12:05:36 PM

yes, I came back from the dead just to post that.



ps. my officemate saved my life

my eyes hurt

1/23/2012 12:07:24 PM

she is risen

praise Klatypus Christ

1/23/2012 12:13:05 PM

WELCOME BACK

1/23/2012 12:13:44 PM

... the green pepper that allegedly almost killed me is being questioned right now.


no further comment.

1/23/2012 12:17:24 PM

at least it was apprehended in a timely fashion

1/23/2012 12:18:54 PM

finally submitted my fucking abstract. Why the hell did that take me all weekend? not even that great

1/23/2012 12:47:46 PM

Online/auditory Continuing Legal Education classes = worst things EVAR.

ugh...completely bored out of my mind

1/23/2012 1:33:56 PM