I was looking at the Rottentomatoes entry for Haywire and noticed that this was the profile pic for Gina CaranoWHERE IS THE PHOTO GALLERY THIS IS FROM AND WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN IT!? I have a huge thing for her, maybe it's wierd to have a crush on a chick that could kick your ass but whatever.
1/18/2012 10:28:37 PM
I just heard the Drag Queen Serenity Prayer for the second time ever today (first time was when I rented Wong Foo as a child and slept through most of it): "God, grant me the serenity to accept being a boy in a dress, the courage to change with the fashions, and the wisdom to know the difference."~♥
1/18/2012 10:29:24 PM
I freaking miss Will so much....damn...I can't wait for him to come home...
1/18/2012 10:39:57 PM
Damn dogs are needy and attention whorish lately
1/18/2012 10:47:50 PM
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/amazing-see-jersey-shores-snooki-without-makeup-223104074.htmlwow
1/18/2012 10:50:47 PM
That's not no makeupThat's just less than normal makeup
1/18/2012 10:52:05 PM
it's so bright!!!
1/19/2012 12:01:03 AM
classic south park on comedy central right now[Edited on January 19, 2012 at 1:12 AM. Reason : nvm it was the end of my recording of colbert report ]
1/19/2012 1:10:52 AM
Wow
1/19/2012 1:35:21 AM
When it rains, it fucking pours.I can only hope that this time my glass gets filled up
1/19/2012 3:02:04 AM
^^much cuter without makeupalso has anyone else felt the need to belt out the chorus from "Loose Ends"?
1/19/2012 5:35:33 AM
Just make it through today....
1/19/2012 6:45:25 AM
fuck I hate it when a pretty girl gets way too skinny and still thinks she's fat
1/19/2012 7:49:48 AM
I wasn't the first to say it...I was the first to hint at it...but I wasn't the first to say it....
1/19/2012 7:56:50 AM
Fingers crossed the day goes well.
1/19/2012 7:58:58 AM
I just found my new favorite site: http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2011/12/10-more-common-misconceptions-dispelled/
1/19/2012 8:19:19 AM
i'm so glad to finally be getting used to this schedule. life is getting back on track, and the new pieces are fitting in nicely!
1/19/2012 9:17:24 AM
ugh I swear auditors are so fucking stupid
1/19/2012 9:50:04 AM
I think one of the reasons I have so much more patience with kids is because, yes they can act just as stupid, or stupider, than adults, both have fits and tantrums, both are demanding, but I can put a kid in time out, and kids honestly have an excuse for their behavior. they are kids.
1/19/2012 9:52:57 AM
CHECK OUT MY POST COUNT MOTHER FUCKERS
1/19/2012 10:02:34 AM
^
1/19/2012 10:06:12 AM
i need a doctor for my laptop...it's sick
1/19/2012 10:24:28 AM
I've made all the ships currently available from Lego. What should I start on next??
1/19/2012 10:24:46 AM
^^ lol I need a Dr. Kevorkian for my laptop. Motherfucker is in the death throes right now.
1/19/2012 10:29:16 AM
So my crazy sister got married today. I think she has known the guy a while but has been with him for like two weeks, I believe. Sketchy on the details. So here is a and a to her happiness. There are other extremely crazy factors to this equation that I will not go into but I am kind of not surprised by this action.
1/19/2012 12:55:27 PM
she's probably pregnateI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
1/19/2012 12:56:59 PM
could be possible. Her mirena has expired. I kind of am scared about that possibility.
1/19/2012 12:57:58 PM
the punchmonks are a fertile breed
1/19/2012 1:00:02 PM
I wish I could marry punchmonk's sister because:-judging from punchmonk, I bet she's pretty hot, and-it would cause qntmfred quite a bit of discomfort to know I was a part of his family....and he was a part of mine
1/19/2012 1:00:36 PM
^^That is what my dad told Ken in his toast to us on our wedding day. NO LIE! [Edited on January 19, 2012 at 1:01 PM. Reason : ^ I wouldn't mind you in the family...Ken....hmmm....]]
1/19/2012 1:00:40 PM
yeah, 9 out of 10 dads disapprove of EMCE[Edited on January 19, 2012 at 1:03 PM. Reason : OR I SEE YOU ADDED CARROTS]
1/19/2012 1:01:35 PM
I straight up want to bang the hell out of non makeup snooki
1/19/2012 1:03:15 PM
the babby is mine, the marriage is a coverup
1/19/2012 1:03:18 PM
hahaha...well welcome to the family grimx. We are dysfunctional, loud, and emotional.
1/19/2012 1:06:04 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/apnewsbreak-workers-indicted-at-one-of-worlds-largest-file-sharing-sites-megauploadcom/2012/01/19/gIQAJPIRBQ_story.html?tid=sm_btn_twgoodnight.
1/19/2012 3:17:20 PM
How did I not know that Swizz Beatz is the CEO of Megaupload?
1/19/2012 3:25:15 PM
Damn[Edited on January 19, 2012 at 3:35 PM. Reason : lkh;lkas]
1/19/2012 3:26:53 PM
the expression on this kids face has me laughing way too hard
1/19/2012 3:34:59 PM
I might be meeting my future roommate today at starbucks after work!
1/19/2012 4:05:07 PM
If anyone wants to go to the BC game tonight hollerI have 4 tickets and a parking pass you can has for frees (upper level tix tho)
1/19/2012 4:47:43 PM
hello 5 oclock
1/19/2012 4:57:45 PM
apply for a new job? why the heck not.
1/19/2012 4:59:58 PM
I'm hungry and ronnery Time to eat.
1/19/2012 5:19:30 PM
subway or go to food lion and get a frozen pizza........
1/19/2012 7:25:16 PM
Why does news show music suck so bad?
1/19/2012 8:05:28 PM
Soooo stupidly excited about tomorrow Annnd I made peanut butter cookies......with peanut butter chips and chocolate chips
1/19/2012 8:10:56 PM
Woohoo! Get 'em Gingrich!
1/19/2012 8:11:16 PM
which one of you bitches likes to get drunk and nork
1/19/2012 8:59:26 PM
Ambien is mah fraynd.
1/19/2012 9:44:51 PM
1/19/2012 9:47:25 PM