but that would involve me driving for 30 mins

and i would feel homo

4/5/2007 7:15:37 PM

4/5/2007 7:16:03 PM

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO MOVE TO BUMFUCK

4/5/2007 7:16:22 PM

to keep my whore sister out of trouble

4/5/2007 7:16:42 PM

too many gangs at porter ridge eh

4/5/2007 7:17:04 PM

heh i guess so

4/5/2007 7:17:37 PM

well you suck


it's all for the best I suppose...I really shouldn't say anything relating to my TOP SECRET news anyways

4/5/2007 7:18:35 PM

you have an extra penis don't you?

4/5/2007 7:19:35 PM

yeah I can do you in the ass and vag at the same time

4/5/2007 7:20:48 PM

underage girls are legal in mississippi?

4/5/2007 7:20:51 PM

i want to know the top secret

is someone knocked up? someone get the HIV?

4/5/2007 7:21:40 PM

^^^i don't like it in the butt


but i'm sure some girl out there will thoroughly enjoy it...

however...it's a good learning tool to help girls (or boys) to learn how to give bjs and handjobs at the same time

[Edited on April 5, 2007 at 7:22 PM. Reason : OMG...GIMP'S PREGNANT!!! ]

4/5/2007 7:22:08 PM

you joke


but you have no idea

4/5/2007 7:22:09 PM

ok you have my attention

so just tell me, or im going to kick you in the balls next time i see you

[Edited on April 5, 2007 at 7:23 PM. Reason : ]

4/5/2007 7:23:23 PM

oh dude...you can't do that...

now you have to tell us all

4/5/2007 7:23:26 PM

15 is legal in the state of texas?

4/5/2007 7:24:07 PM

this information will not be shared via the web


it's THAT top secret

4/5/2007 7:24:26 PM

does it in anyway affect me? or is it just about someone we know?

is it something i would even care about?

4/5/2007 7:25:49 PM

I think you would care

about someone we know

4/5/2007 7:28:21 PM

OH I KNOW LETS PLAY 21 QUESTIONS

1) Is this person a female?

4/5/2007 7:29:34 PM

yes



we rnt doing this online, im sure ill see u this weekend

4/5/2007 7:30:24 PM

hey...why not PM?


then gimp can play his game and nobody else will know

4/5/2007 7:31:07 PM

it doesnt mean anything else to anyone on here anyways

4/5/2007 7:32:21 PM

i gotta give the dog a bath

brb

4/5/2007 7:36:30 PM

god damnit...

East Village it is

4/5/2007 7:36:41 PM

plz let it be related to lesbians

4/5/2007 7:37:55 PM

ball sacks

4/5/2007 10:41:39 PM

let's hang


I'm so bored

4/6/2007 2:09:55 PM

you fuckers shouldn't of went home

Kelly Brewer and I are on our way to day drink

WE HANGIN OUT

4/6/2007 3:24:32 PM

4/6/2007 3:27:44 PM

Luke Young is a fruit cake

and anyone that sees him should kick him in the teeth

4/6/2007 11:19:24 PM

hows your dad

bitch

4/6/2007 11:27:40 PM

hes baller

we went to home depot and lowes and did father son stuff

then we went to eat and had a couple drinks

then we came home and watched cast away

nice little fun filled friday

4/6/2007 11:28:46 PM

i watched cast away too

i could drink

but i'm alone...and i'm not an alcoholic

4/6/2007 11:29:43 PM

oh come on

just have a little drink

did thomas not come into town?

4/6/2007 11:30:37 PM

nope

and my parents went to Florida


assholes

4/6/2007 11:31:18 PM

haha you should have stayed in raleigh

lukes parents went to NY and wouldn't buy him a plane ticket so hes stuck there

4/6/2007 11:32:29 PM

parents are mean sometimes


I had to come home though to try and set up a pharm tech job for summer (since I'll be here) so I can graduate next semester

4/6/2007 11:33:46 PM

oh thats cute

hook me up with dem pillzzzzzzzzzzz

4/6/2007 11:34:15 PM

morning after pill???

4/6/2007 11:34:41 PM

UHHHH

NO

WHY WOULD I NEED THAT??

















yes, if you can get some

4/6/2007 11:35:52 PM

HAY IM ABOUT TO GO TO SAMS CLUB

ANYONE NEED ANYTHING?!

4/7/2007 12:23:14 PM

GIANT BOX OF TAMPONS. MAKE SURE THEY'RE SUPER ABSORBANT.

4/7/2007 12:24:15 PM

actually, yes. i need a bouquet of tulips.

4/7/2007 12:24:23 PM

k let me rephrase the question

anyone need anything from sams club that won't make me look super gay when i buy it?

4/7/2007 12:25:27 PM

I HOPE YOU WANT A LOT OF TULIPS. WE'RE TALKING SAM'S CLUB HERE.

4/7/2007 12:25:28 PM

yea they only sell them by the 1/2 ton

4/7/2007 12:26:36 PM

HAHA. YOU SAID BUT. BUTT.

4/7/2007 12:27:11 PM

it's for an easter centerpiece.

i think that would be super cute... checking out with a bouquet of tulips and tampons...

4/7/2007 12:27:21 PM

oh snap

you think it will get me laid if i do something cute like that?

4/7/2007 12:28:22 PM