Quote :

"And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."

Think about it, CEOs.

Translation: Chop your dick off if you can't stay Master of Your Domain.

11/11/2026 11:16:05 PM

Quote :

"saying what I mean bc I'm in my 40s and will die soon."

Hat tip!

11/11/2026 11:18:02 PM

I don't think anybody is getting upset at him specifically for daring to have relations outside of wedlock.

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM. Reason : ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]

11/11/2026 11:22:40 PM

Quote :

" i agree with this to some extent. i think it's the "being a dirt bag" that some people are too eager to jump to conclusions on"

do you think that he didn’t cheat on his wife?

11/11/2026 11:26:05 PM

I take his letter to employees at face value. I wouldn't be surprised if there is more to the story and perhaps more information will become available in the weeks/months/years ahead.

Quote :

"best case scenario they both long ago realized that we are only human"

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM. Reason : not everyone can handle the truth. hopefully wifey got there]

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM. Reason : this is why media pace layers are relevant for people who are too eager to jump to conclusions]

11/11/2026 11:33:06 PM

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/technology/jensen-huang-nvidia-affair.html?unlocked_article_code=1.P1E.mmuN.0bo8pjg2cC_w&smid=nytcore-ios-share

forgive me if you’ve already seen this, but it’s becoming pretty clear that it was a pattern and not a one-off

11/11/2026 11:38:09 PM

I think yall would debate a wall if you could lol

11/11/2026 11:38:36 PM

the relevant pattern is less to do with his dick and more to do with media and politics

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM. Reason : didn't we just have an election. not sure if that's relevant to this pattern. time will tell]

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM. Reason : we're not debating we're merely independently expressing our points of view bc we're in our 40s and going to die soon]

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM. Reason : nttawwt]

11/11/2026 11:39:30 PM

Quote :

" the relevant pattern is less to do with his dick and more to do with media and politics"

in what way?

11/11/2026 11:41:56 PM

Quote :

"you'll find out"

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM. Reason : none of us need to be so eager to jump to conclusions. let the layers pace themselves.]

11/11/2026 11:43:28 PM

do you have some sort of hint as to when we’ll find out?

11/11/2026 11:46:45 PM

https://quran.com/al-ahzab/63

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM. Reason : just don't read ahead to the next ayats unless you're into supernatural conspiracy mumbo jumbo]

11/11/2026 11:49:36 PM

^^^
Nothing we say on TWW has any impact on what the Nvidia Board of Directors decides to do.

This guy did it to himself (by doing it to a specific someone else).

Oops!

11/11/2026 11:50:52 PM

^^
Looks like the Quran plagiarized the Bible!

11/11/2026 11:52:04 PM

11/11/2026 11:53:09 PM

do you look up to him and is that the reason you’re posting like you are?

11/11/2026 11:55:19 PM

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"there is no need to invent these weird scenarios"

11/11/2026 11:58:20 PM

nothings getting invented

multiple people are clowning the dude for what he’s done, and you’re the only one who is blaming others

[Edited on November 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM. Reason : .]

11/12/2026 12:00:56 AM

I'm saying it's an obvious political hitjob

blackmail is corrosive to society. this is my primary concern.

as far as his dick goes

Quote :

"leave people the fuck alone and let them live the lives they want to live"

[Edited on November 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM. Reason : if Anthropic can have polycules then Mr and Mrs Jensen can have good ol fashioned mistresses]

11/12/2026 12:03:43 AM

I see what qfred did there

11/12/2026 12:05:45 AM

you’re equating a movement that is attacking people for the way that they were born to one of the worlds richest people getting got in a honeypot operation

[Edited on November 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM. Reason : .]

11/12/2026 12:08:16 AM

Maybe Jensen Huang was born a serial adulterer. . .

11/12/2026 12:10:19 AM

nice try

11/12/2026 12:11:57 AM

the world's richest people are born a certain way too. human. leave humans the fuck alone and let them live the lives they want to live

11/12/2026 12:12:58 AM

Still not sure how this international business story simply boils down to puritans hating

11/12/2026 12:16:36 AM

^^ an insane take

this one specific dude has a very good chance of wrecking the economy because he couldn’t stop himself

[Edited on November 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM. Reason : .]

11/12/2026 12:17:50 AM

puritan views on sexual relationships between consenting adult humans are being leveraged by people who want to oust jensen for international business and geopolitics reasons. it's an effective PR weapon. aka blackmail.

[Edited on November 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM. Reason : if he gave corporate/national secrets to a proven spy then it's a real problem. otherwise who cares]

11/12/2026 12:20:32 AM

^^Lol really dude? Thats hyperbole as a motherfucker

[Edited on November 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM. Reason : ^]

11/12/2026 12:20:34 AM

^^^
BECAUSE HE WASN'T RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO KEEP HIS SKIRT DOWN!!!

11/12/2026 12:21:26 AM

If he was banging some non-spy this wouldn't be a story at all

[Edited on November 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM. Reason : .]

11/12/2026 12:22:20 AM

Look, I know some folks are worried about their 401ks and stock portfolios taking a hit, but the lesson here is to always diversify. Just like Huang!

11/12/2026 12:22:25 AM

not being ok with one’s spouse sleeping with someone else is not a puritanical view

11/12/2026 12:23:45 AM

401ks and stock portfolios are for chuds

[Edited on November 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM. Reason : I keep all my wealth in 190% NVIDIA GPUs, which I keep under my mattress]

11/12/2026 12:23:53 AM

Quote :

" if he gave corporate/national secrets to a proven spy then it's a real problem."

boy do I have news for you

11/12/2026 12:26:38 AM

I doubt that

Quote :

"Nvidia’s board said it has “no reason to believe” that either national security or Nvidia secrets were compromised, but that its inquiry would examine all available information."

11/12/2026 12:29:44 AM

you ever seen a PR statement before? or aware of a CYA statement?

11/12/2026 12:34:23 AM