Women don't have butthole hair.

FACT

And that's not up for debate. You guys have gross, hairy buttholes. We do not. At all. We are better than you. End of story.

Also, you guys should be ashamed of your hairy buttholes. They are embarrassing and unattractive. You should obsess about them and talk to your friends about how they make you feel.

2/23/2014 6:05:35 PM

you look at mens buttholes regularly?

2/23/2014 6:34:58 PM

Yes, all the time. I routinely use the promise of sex to get men to show me their buttholes. Then I ridicule them for being disgusting and never speak to them again.

I'd feel bad about it, but most of them don't seem to mind.

2/23/2014 7:05:53 PM

how exactly does the promise of sex equal butthole viewing?

2/23/2014 7:14:15 PM

Dude, I don't know... I've seen it on TV though where supposedly the lady says something like, "I'll have sex with you if you show me your butthole." And then the dude shows his butthole.

It's a thing. I'm sure it is.

2/23/2014 8:00:36 PM

wait, you mean you've done this to others?

I thought I was special

2/23/2014 8:02:45 PM

i'll be damned if you women don't have some hairy assholes

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2/23/2014 8:12:29 PM

You should start your own Bangbus where you lure men into the van with promised sex then drop them off after you get poop chute on film.

Not sure what the target demographic for that website would be.

2/23/2014 8:14:36 PM

^^^You were special!

^^I'm afraid you're mistaken. What appears to be hair in those photos is obviously a trick of the light.

^We don't need a target demographic. Everybody wants to see that.

2/23/2014 8:17:20 PM

best part of that thread all time music

2/23/2014 8:55:54 PM

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"Cuz if someone is going to eat me out I can shave. Shrug."

I once shaved my butt hole using the same logic. Prolly wont do that again.

2/24/2014 12:12:03 AM

Since I turned 16, I have not seen a single damn pube.

Seriously, once the first girl shaved it, none of the others even had a strip or anything.

I wouldn't mind as long as it's taken care of and keeps things accessible, but I can't imagine a guy worth a shit goin down in that jungle

2/24/2014 12:27:17 AM

Girls do have hair near their butthole. LOL at saying they don't. The really clean ones though don't have a trace of hair anywhere and I LOVE IT AND EAT IT UPPPPP

2/24/2014 2:26:39 AM

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"Women don't have butthole hair. FACT"

FALSE

2/24/2014 9:58:36 AM

to those of you who're opposed to going down on a bush: is this a matter of aesthetics for you, or of practicality, or both? (that is, are you just appalled by the idea of munching hair, or does the hair actually get in the way and interfere with what you're trying to do? or both?)

I'm genuinely curious....I've only eaten vaginas that were hairy, and it does seem that a shaven beaver would be much easier to lick.

2/24/2014 10:22:47 AM

Nope. Girls don't have hairy buttholes.

It's one of life's most basic truths.

2/24/2014 10:38:32 AM

prove it

2/24/2014 10:39:13 AM

i've seen bridget's balloon knot, it shines like the noonday sun

2/24/2014 10:45:25 AM

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"I have eaten vagina and have prefered the shaved vagina so that is why I shave lasered mine. "

This.


I personally prefer being well groomed, somewhere in the middle ground between bald and bush...

2/24/2014 5:00:52 PM

I am good with ^ or bald. but if I'm gonna be heading down town on the regular, I prefer it to be pretty short/maintained

2/24/2014 5:38:43 PM

2/24/2014 6:02:47 PM

^^^WTF is up with 3 from the left? Why would you shave yourself bald, but leave hair between the pink taco and belly button?

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2/24/2014 9:23:29 PM

Why wouldn't you? It's just a preference or a whim or whatever. There's no rules to it.

In fact, I say people should shave one half and let the other side go completely ungroomed.

That would be awesome.

2/24/2014 10:01:30 PM

^

2/24/2014 10:14:44 PM

ATTN: INTERNET

Why aren't there thousands of "half-shaved vagina" pictures available to me right now?

Somebody get on this.

2/24/2014 10:25:24 PM

NCSUam0s
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"I have eaten vagina and have prefered the shaved vagina so that is why I shave lasered mine. "


This.


I personally prefer being well groomed, somewhere in the middle ground between bald and bush...



all those are gross

2/25/2014 3:21:52 AM

NCSUam0s never ceases to amaze me!

2/25/2014 8:34:37 AM

2/25/2014 8:50:51 AM

TIL NCSUam0s is a girl

2/25/2014 9:35:42 AM

The less the better in my opinion

2/25/2014 9:40:34 AM

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"In fact, I say people should shave one half and let the other side go completely ungroomed. That would be awesome."

L O L


yes

2/25/2014 9:53:07 AM

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"Do girls really get laser hair removal done down there?"

Yes. And take my word for it, that shit is expensive. But well worth it imo.

2/25/2014 10:08:30 AM

There's no reason to leave a little patch fro on a perfectly bald vagina. Vagina is meant to be bald, thats why its bald when you come out the womb.

2/25/2014 9:40:05 PM

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"Vagina is meant to be bald, thats why its bald when you come out the womb."

Hahahaha. Wait...

2/25/2014 9:42:21 PM

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she is that...and HOTT....by why she is on TWW hmmm. LOL

2/26/2014 12:25:19 AM

ill take bush all day everyday. i hate bald vagina.

2/26/2014 3:27:22 AM

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"...by why she is on TWW hmmm. LOL"

To pass a couple boring hours here and there during work.

2/26/2014 1:57:55 PM

no better way to do that than by talking about shaved clams!

2/26/2014 2:04:14 PM

^^ I need your job. What to do you do?! honestly!

2/26/2014 3:32:37 PM

I work from home (technology business management), so none of this shaved clam talk is on the company computer. I bounce back and forth between work and personal computers.

If my boss only knew what was on my personal computer screen when he called this afternoon.

2/26/2014 4:32:10 PM

2/26/2014 4:57:39 PM

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" I wouldn't mind as long as it's taken care of and keeps things accessible, but I can't imagine a guy worth a shit goin down in that jungle"

Better men than you, clearly

No real man is scared of a little hair between him and some good pussy

2/26/2014 6:28:03 PM

its not a matter of fear, more an issue of poor access without having to hold things back and keep things out of the way. kinda like doing it on a fat chick, and everyone understands how gross that would be.

2/26/2014 6:32:04 PM

Don't forget to shave your bush girls? Or. Don't forget to shave your bush, girls?

2/26/2014 7:24:54 PM

2/26/2014 9:49:00 PM

I definitely have friends who do not like a bald vagina. It skeezes them out and makes them feel like a pedophile. Most of my friends seem to be fans of the "patch" method of grooming. Personally, I don't like anything that's too severe. I'm skeptical of the entirely bald vagina, but I'm not a fan of a the prickly vagina or the wild jungle vagina. Just groom yourself. It doesn't really matter which direction you want to take it.

2/26/2014 11:47:51 PM

NCSUam0s
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I work from home (technology business management), so none of this shaved clam talk is on the company computer. I bounce back and forth between work and personal computers.

If my boss only knew what was on my personal computer screen when he called this afternoon.


so the age old question is....how's your clam?

2/27/2014 4:30:28 AM

I don't enjoy kissing men with facial hair, so I don't think I'd enjoy eating a hairy vag either.

2/27/2014 6:47:26 AM

^Yep.

Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle
Some girls want no shape and they shave it all
That’s so whack, it hurts with the stubble
Walking ’round and look like an eight-year-old

I say grow that shit like a jungle
Give ‘em something strong to hold onto
Let it fly in the open wind
If it get too bushy, you can trim

2/27/2014 8:17:59 PM

^^^^^ both of those are

2/27/2014 8:26:19 PM