2/18/2009 11:11:35 AM

hahahahaha

2/18/2009 11:13:35 AM

THE CHIEF: Tommy… I don’t want to question your methods, of course, but… Tommy, is that The Little Mermaid?

TOMMY RAFT: Yes, sir, right beside the nuclear submarine. The Disney Pix Max 3MP High School Musical Digital Camera comes with software for a PC that lets you add Disney Friends into a scene. I thought the boys at the lab might enjoy it, you know, a little esprit de corp and all that.

THE CHIEF: Well, Tommy, I’m sure that… Tommy! Is that “The Jackal”?

TOMMY RAFT: It is, sir. Right next to Tigger.

THE CHIEF: And you didn’t think to stop him?

2/18/2009 11:15:01 AM

Fucking creepy pedofile. No wonder your mother wishes you dead:

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=531029

Serious - please see a shrink before you turn into a modern day Brian Peppers.

2/18/2009 11:25:26 AM

how am i a pedophile?

Quote :

"Birth name Mitchel Tate Musso Born July 9, 1991 (1991-07-09) (age 17)"

and i'm 20.

2/18/2009 11:41:22 AM

most of those photos were of a 12 year old boy. You are a stage 5 pedofile. Get help.

2/18/2009 11:50:03 AM

riiight.

2/18/2009 11:51:22 AM

gaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2/18/2009 2:24:55 PM

Today, my dad and I got into a huge fight about me being a gaaaaaaaaaay. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which he responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 2:42 PM. Reason : more aaaaaaaaaaaaa]

2/18/2009 2:41:36 PM

Occasionally I wish it was possible to create internet concentration camps and send some users there

Then I realize that the wolfweb is pretty much a concentration camp already

and I weep

2/18/2009 2:57:10 PM

Quote :

"and I weep"

Don't cry son, it's only the internet.

2/18/2009 4:33:29 PM

from Evans blog:

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

2/19/2009 7:26:04 AM

3/28/2009 6:24:39 PM

OLIVER OAKEN!

3/28/2009 6:28:22 PM

Quote :

"http://krutoprisne.cz/sklad/Img/CircleJerksCovers/wonderful.jpg"

You're almost there dude, happy b-day ahead of time.

[Edited on March 28, 2009 at 7:08 PM. Reason : s]

3/28/2009 7:08:18 PM

Quote :

""

LOL

that is incredible.

3/28/2009 7:41:50 PM

3/28/2009 7:47:12 PM

Did you fart, cause I smell the cum of a 12 year old.

3/28/2009 11:33:58 PM

Whats it smell like mon?

3/28/2009 11:35:00 PM

Hey Evan, how is your Mother doing?

4/9/2009 9:00:58 AM

Quote :

"Did you fart, cause I smell the cum of a 12 year old."

i wasn't aware that 12 year olds can cum - i certainly couldn't

4/14/2009 3:51:48 PM

i don't remember how old i was when i first jacked off

around 12, i guess, though i don't recall specifically

4/14/2009 3:53:49 PM

yeah, i definitely started jerking it before i could cum... i distinctly remember the first time that i jizzed, but i can't recall how old i was. i think 13.

4/14/2009 3:56:34 PM

are you still planning to go to UNC for medical school?

4/14/2009 3:57:11 PM

i miss you, evan!

4/14/2009 3:57:13 PM

were you jerking it to WWF or WCW

4/14/2009 3:57:36 PM

Quote :

"are you still planning to go to UNC for medical school?"

most likely either there or brody - why do you ask?

Quote :

"i miss you, evan!"

i miss you too, dear

Quote :

"were you jerking it to WWF or WCW"

definitely WCW

4/14/2009 3:59:03 PM

oh yeah, good luck with all the med school stuff... i don't remember how long you have till it's time to apply, etc, but i know it's not exactly an easy process.

4/14/2009 4:02:52 PM

Saw this yesterday at the grocery store:

4/19/2009 9:39:15 AM