two pages of

12/4/2008 4:09:17 PM

It's quite obviously not the first time something busted in his ass.

12/4/2008 4:17:25 PM

not even close to being as bad as the hatchet demembering video

12/4/2008 4:22:38 PM

is that evan ?

12/4/2008 4:24:35 PM

I'm not watching that.

12/4/2008 4:40:39 PM

This maybe the next 2girls 1cup recation video.

1man1jar

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 5:15 PM. Reason : ]

12/4/2008 5:14:59 PM

2girls1cup was "Oh my God! That is so disgusting!"

This is "Oh my God! That's fucking terrible!"

12/4/2008 5:30:18 PM

MAKE SURE AND TELL EM, "LARGE MARGE SENT YA"

12/4/2008 5:31:42 PM

Quote :

"I'm not watching that."

12/4/2008 7:14:13 PM

oh god

12/4/2008 7:36:17 PM

awesome

puts me in the mood for some Vlassic

12/4/2008 7:40:01 PM

for some reason this wasn't that nasty as some nasty porn. just stupid.

but I thought of the "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING" fluffie cartoon too.

12/4/2008 7:46:43 PM

Still not bad as the horsie.net video

12/4/2008 7:48:46 PM

He screams like whoa at the end. Couldn't figure out why he was dead silent at first.

12/4/2008 8:28:44 PM

it was all stretched out from squatting, then he stood up and clenched

12/4/2008 8:33:04 PM

I just couldn't. I got through the first 10 seconds or so and had to close the window.

12/4/2008 8:33:48 PM

I wanna know his thought process

From picking the bottle, to getting it in there, to it shattering, and him grabbing all the shards, to standing up.

I also want to know how the situation was resolved.

Otherwise, fucking sickest video ever.

12/4/2008 8:36:06 PM

the worst part is the sound of the glass shards rustling around in his butt

12/4/2008 9:27:18 PM

im surprised that no one has embedded it with autostart=true yet

12/4/2008 9:31:03 PM

i'd recommend that person for autosuspend=true

12/5/2008 1:32:43 AM

Quote :

"the worst part is the sound of the glass shards rustling around in his butt"

Never in my life did I think I would hear this exact combination of words.

12/5/2008 1:34:04 AM

people. are. retarded.

12/5/2008 1:44:32 AM

that thumbnail came from a pic off of campus blender

the balls belong to a guy whose sister I lusted after in highschool


wtf.

isn't that QTPie

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 2:42 AM. Reason : -i]

12/5/2008 2:40:43 AM

I'm not clicking it, but the commentary so far is 10/10

Quote :

"it was all stretched out from squatting, then he stood up and clenched"

idiot

12/5/2008 2:59:50 AM

So i take it that an embed would = suspend????

12/5/2008 6:18:44 AM

holy fuck, there's no way i'm clicking this one

12/5/2008 6:22:19 AM

Quote :

"I heard that one of the best torture methods is to sodomize someone with a coke bottle, even if you don't tap it with a hammer to break it after insertion. The idea is that the coke logo is everywhere, and for the rest of his life your torture victim will be clenching his anus whenever he sees one."

I dated someone who suffered through that, they used to do it in Morocco. He was/is severely fucked up in the head.

12/5/2008 8:23:40 AM

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"Still not bad as the horsie.net video"

is that the same thing as 1 guy 1 horse?

12/5/2008 10:53:21 AM

There is nothing at 'horsie.net' what video are you talking about?

12/5/2008 11:14:16 AM

the one where the horse fucks the guy so hard in the ass that it destroys his colon and internal organs

you can actually hear everything pop

12/5/2008 11:15:10 AM

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : oic. there was a page 2. ]

12/5/2008 11:17:03 AM

So I had about 6 of my friends over to watch football, as I do every Thursday night since I am the only one with NFL Network. We got to talking about 2 girls 1 cup. So, of course, I say "oh, I got something worse than that shit."

Long story short. I showed them this clip and one of my buddies went to the sink and threw up and almost passed out. The look on the rest of their faces was priceless.

12/5/2008 11:23:01 AM

I wish I coulda been there!

12/5/2008 11:23:57 AM

They asked me "dude, where do you find this shit?"

I said "THE MOTHERFUCKIN' WOLFWEB OF COURSE!"

12/5/2008 11:25:22 AM

oh, that horse video.

Yeah, this video was way worse. Glass shattering in your ass is 10x worse than getting fucked in the ass.

12/5/2008 11:32:44 AM

^^Are they single/hot? (you knew that was coming)

I wanna watch it again, but I don't think I can bring myself to click!

12/5/2008 11:33:36 AM

only 1 of them is single. he lives in Mebane.

12/5/2008 11:35:13 AM

OhmyfuckingodIcan'tbelieveIjustwatchedthat

12/5/2008 11:46:44 AM

Quote :

"Glass shattering in your ass is 10x worse than getting fucked in the ass."

O RLY.



[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 5:57 PM. Reason : ]

12/5/2008 5:43:01 PM

sounds like someone speaking from experience

12/5/2008 5:45:57 PM

Quote :

"the worst part is the sound of the glass shards rustling around in his butt"

I gotta give him props. That was a hell of a lot of blood and pain for no reaction.

12/5/2008 5:52:49 PM

that horse video i think was from an incident that happened in Enumclaw, Washington .... a few years back these guys were sneaking into a barn for horse sex and videotaping the events. Then the one guy got killed by the horse fucking him too hard. The horse's name in the videos was "Big Dick". the whole incident became the subject of an independent documentary called "Zoo" that won some film award.

hard to say which is worse. a colostomy bag and being known for the rest of your life as "that pickle jar guy" ... or to be dead.

yeah, i guess colostomy-bag-pickle-jar-guy would be worse. i'd probably rather just be dead if i was that big a loser.

12/5/2008 5:54:55 PM

at least he was smart enough to not show his face in the video

the fist thing my one buddy said when he saw the video was "ewwwww, his cock is uncircumsized."

I said "just keep watching, it gets much worse"

12/5/2008 5:57:52 PM

^^ The name of the video is "Mr. Hands"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hands

12/5/2008 8:28:28 PM

I dunno, but I think Mr. Hands willingly wanted it, doubt he knew that time would kill him.

I don't think this guy knew it was going to shatter, or at least I hope it wasn't on purpose

12/5/2008 8:39:04 PM

^^ The name of the video is "Mr. Hands"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hands

12/5/2008 8:58:59 PM

I stopped as soon as i saw the fat guys ass lowering toward the jar about 3 seconds in, that's enough for me to know i don't want to see it.

12/5/2008 9:07:01 PM

^^ The name of the video is "Mr. Hands"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hands

12/5/2008 9:24:23 PM

My mind is still on how he explained this in the ER. He had to go in one of two directions:

A)Make up a story. "uh, yeah, I was cleaning my kitchen naked and dropped a pickle jar. The floor was wet and I slipped."

B)Tell the truth. "I was being anally fucked by mt olive and I broke him."

Either way, I'm sure hilarity ensued in the ER.

12/5/2008 10:41:53 PM

^^ The name of the video is "Mr. Hands"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hands

12/5/2008 10:54:48 PM