Okay, I just wanted to act indignant.

Let's go watch them slice this fat bastard up.

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 11:57 PM. Reason : ]

1/26/2008 11:56:13 PM

What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a... quickie?

1/26/2008 11:59:46 PM

what the fuck are you doing, you little piece of shit?

1/27/2008 12:00:59 AM

thanks for ruining my dads business you fat fuck

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 12:03 AM. Reason : whyd i put thats]

1/27/2008 12:01:49 AM

^, ^^ you should have the bleeps in that one


Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 12:02 AM. Reason : ]

1/27/2008 12:02:19 AM

you dont have to worry about me...i won a contest

1/27/2008 12:03:48 AM

you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.

1/27/2008 12:04:40 AM

VILE WEED!

1/27/2008 12:04:58 AM

You wanna know why you can't go in front first? I'll tell you why, because it signals a breakdown in the social order. Chaos. It reduces us to jungle law.

1/27/2008 12:05:51 AM

excuse me, you sold me a hair..with a cake around it

1/27/2008 12:06:26 AM

remember that summer at Dairy Queen when I cooled my feet in the soft serve?

1/27/2008 12:07:31 AM

I DON'T WANNA BE A PIRATE!

1/27/2008 12:09:20 AM

how bout i take your board and SMASH

1/27/2008 12:09:48 AM

A female orgasm is kinda like the bat cave. A very few people know where it is and if you're lucky enough to see it you probably don't know how you got there and you can't find you way back after you left.

1/27/2008 12:11:13 AM

The outlet. Where the electricity comes from.

Oh, you mean the holes.

1/27/2008 12:12:20 AM

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em.


Not only that, I broke his thumbs!

1/27/2008 12:15:09 AM

It's a road apple. The Ukraine is weak. . . it's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

1/27/2008 12:16:07 AM

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

1/27/2008 12:17:30 AM

is it anything like hitting a homerun in softball?

cuz i his a WHOPPER last week!

1/27/2008 12:18:53 AM

oh man, thats a lotta potatoes

1/27/2008 12:20:53 AM

Shlomo, you're the best truck driver!

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 12:21 AM. Reason : ]

1/27/2008 12:21:19 AM

you think you're better than me?

1/27/2008 12:21:59 AM

I propose... AN ALLIANCE

1/27/2008 12:23:13 AM

Gotta get the good ones! . . . Oh, that's bad. . .

1/27/2008 12:24:02 AM

taamaaalleeeee!

1/27/2008 12:24:37 AM

After seeing

Quote :

"It's a road apple. The Ukraine is weak. . . it's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."

I had to post this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw

1/27/2008 12:29:18 AM

Yeah, well we're playing a game here, pal.

1/27/2008 12:32:03 AM

Ukraine is game to you?!

1/27/2008 12:45:04 AM

thread direction is about to send this over to chit chat

1/27/2008 12:53:23 AM

how in the hell did this thread make it to 2 pages in Sports Talk

1/27/2008 1:21:17 AM

Easy. 9 seasons provides a wealth of material.

1/27/2008 1:34:12 AM

Number 67...Family Feast

1/27/2008 2:20:24 AM

Man, moving this thread out of Sports Talk really killed it.

1/27/2008 3:14:12 PM

1/27/2008 3:16:23 PM

this would work so much better!

1/27/2008 3:18:23 PM

PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE

1/27/2008 5:08:32 PM

You're not Penske material.

1/27/2008 5:20:29 PM

You got ketchup on it!

1/27/2008 5:22:15 PM

What a pear-shaped loser!

1/27/2008 6:44:54 PM

good to know he's got something to fall back on

1/27/2008 6:45:48 PM

7 AND 5/8!

1/27/2008 8:03:04 PM

fargus..!

1/27/2008 8:05:44 PM

Oh, damn. I forgot to buy plant food again...I'll bet I got a coupon for it.

1/27/2008 8:08:17 PM

Now this is a good looking booth!

1/27/2008 8:12:51 PM

is that a titleist?

1/27/2008 8:16:57 PM

That Johnny Depp...he make-a me cry!

1/27/2008 8:18:30 PM

its a family in a brown paper bag...

well don't you wanna find out how they got in there?

1/27/2008 8:20:32 PM

after the first post, this thread has made no sense to me.

1/27/2008 8:21:45 PM

Cum can move baby!

1/27/2008 8:31:03 PM

setem up

1/27/2008 8:31:29 PM