JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

DO YOU NOTICE THE SEAL THAT SAYS "HEY DON'T FUCKING BUY ME IF I'VE BEEN OPENED BECAUSE SOME FIRECROTCH DILDO PROBABLE PUT HIS HIV INFECTED FINGERS IN HERE!"

4/28/2004 10:58:08 PM

Then why are you acting like you haven't done anything wrong.

If you have a job then why didn't you just buy the aspirin?

4/28/2004 10:58:16 PM

pretty sure they sell 2 packs of aspirin and shit at most convenience stores

and vending machines in bars

for like 50c or a dollar

4/28/2004 10:59:07 PM

any not only that, why did you pick the most expensive one. I mean you could have at least gone for the single-use powder shit instead of ruining a whole damn bottle

4/28/2004 10:59:33 PM

my dumbass used to beg money off tww

it works

4/28/2004 11:01:49 PM

saabturbo, you are pathetic. I hope you get a bad headache and when you go to steal medicine, the cops come get you, rip you a new one and leave you hurting in 2 places instead of just one.

4/28/2004 11:03:34 PM

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"Then why are you acting like you haven't done anything wrong. If you have a job then why didn't you just buy the aspirin?"

My ATM card is snapped in half.

Quote :

"I mean you could have at least gone for the single-use powder shit instead"

couldn't find any

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"pretty sure they sell 2 packs of aspirin and shit at most convenience stores and vending machines in bars for like 50c or a dollar"

When you have a fucking headache, you don't have time to wait to try out every place that might have a vending machine.... especially when you don't even have a single penny.

Quote :

"saabturbo, you are pathetic."

ok.

[Edited on April 28, 2004 at 11:05 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2004 11:04:02 PM

HAIL TO THE THIEF!

4/28/2004 11:04:17 PM

Quote :

"saabturbo, you are pathetic."

4/28/2004 11:04:22 PM

it's not a fucking necessity

if she has a bad headache

then you could always make a thread on the wolf web

asking for some fucking ibuprofen

i mean sure

we're all internet assholes

but some of us are compassionate assholes

who understand what it's like to have a headache

4/28/2004 11:05:09 PM

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"When you have a fucking headache, you don't have time to wait to try out every place that might have a vending machine.... especially when you don't even have a single penny. "

when you have a headache and you dont have the money to buy some medicine, THEN YOU DEAL WITH THE FUCKING HEADACHE

4/28/2004 11:05:20 PM

hey, i didnt do this thread to be a Saabturbo bashing thread...just wanting to point out not to do it again

4/28/2004 11:05:20 PM

dont you have any friends that could let you have some advil or something.......

4/28/2004 11:05:48 PM

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"hey, i didnt do this thread to be a Saabturbo bashing thread...just wanting to point out not to do it again"

Of course you did. If you didn't you would have sent me a PM.

[Edited on April 28, 2004 at 11:06 PM. Reason : ^I was in the car.]

4/28/2004 11:06:30 PM

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"Let's explain better. I am not a thief, I don't steal shit. I have stolen shit before..... This was because of necessity. "

If you stole one thing, then you become a thief. Sort of like, when you kill one person, you become a murderer.

It doesn't matter if your girl needed medicine, which by the way, is 75 cents in the bathroom.

4/28/2004 11:09:27 PM

i find it pretty hard to believe that there isn't a neighbor you could ask for some fucking tylenol

4/28/2004 11:10:34 PM

then i applogize

next time, ill give you some ibuprofen

[Edited on April 28, 2004 at 11:11 PM. Reason : just ask...we have some up front in the service desk that us employees use]

4/28/2004 11:10:43 PM

i think it would have been fucking BEAUTIFUL if he got busted for a couple of aleve.

4/28/2004 11:13:49 PM

bttt

4/29/2004 2:43:21 AM

real druggies dont steal OTC medications

or use them

4/29/2004 2:46:20 AM

I only steal from work, it's the right thing to do

4/29/2004 2:51:33 AM

I would have gotten the police involved.

4/29/2004 4:02:56 AM

in brazil, if you are starving to death, its legal for you to steal food to eat

4/29/2004 4:05:54 AM

best thread ever.

4/29/2004 5:27:19 AM

haha yeah

4/29/2004 10:15:10 AM

4/29/2004 10:39:31 AM

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"my dumbass used to beg money off tww it works"

true

4/29/2004 10:41:41 AM

haha this is the first time ive clickedon this thread. i wonder what its about

4/29/2004 10:48:19 AM

if you have a job then take 50 cents and stop at a gas station. they have packets there that have a couple pills in them. problem solved and you do not have to do something STUPID

4/29/2004 10:49:12 AM

hey saabturbo, YOU GOT SERVED

4/29/2004 11:17:17 AM

ITS ON

4/29/2004 11:27:05 AM

oh snap its on now, don't act like its not on





because it is on

4/29/2004 3:39:01 PM

i actually feel bad for this guy.

i problee woulda done the same thing if i was broke and my gf was bitching.

4/29/2004 3:40:21 PM

yea if your gonna steal, then be all sneaky and go through someone's medicine cabinets and get all their scriptions...
fuck the otc shit...

4/29/2004 4:16:26 PM

how tough is it to scrounge up a couple bucks for some medicine?

http://www.epinions.com/well-Medicine-OTC-All-Aleve_Pain_Reliever

4 Dollars...don't you have a fucking change jar or something? Jesus the absolute stupidity of some people. If it had been my g/f I would have told her sorry but I don't have a money maybe one of my friends will loan me a couple bucks. What a concept, jackass.

4/29/2004 4:26:57 PM

yeah I can't believe it either

4/29/2004 7:52:04 PM

Your gf is a fucking whiney little bitch is shes crying over a headache. And you're a goddamn moron if you feel the need to steal bottle of aspirin for a fucking headache

Hey, i hear shes broke.....why dont you go rob a bank for her too.

[Edited on April 29, 2004 at 8:08 PM. Reason : you suck at life]

4/29/2004 8:07:37 PM

^ lol

4/30/2004 5:16:30 PM

Every single person on here has probably broken a law. Thus, you have no room to talk.

Also, stealing a 3 dollar item is less of a crime than speeding in my book.

4/30/2004 5:24:53 PM

coolest picture ever

4/30/2004 5:25:55 PM

^^you are a fucking joke

4/30/2004 5:33:29 PM

^ Speeding is actually dangerous to you and others and carries a much bigger fine than stealing a 3 dollar item.

Also consider that both theft and speeding can result in being arrested and being fined a large sum of money.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not justifying stealing things. I'm just saying that you can't really talk when you break the law knowingly on a regular basis. Laws are laws, you act like you can break some and not others just because "everybody does it".

The only kinds of crimes that I am truly against and disturbed by are crimes that result in physical injury to people. That's just me though.

4/30/2004 5:38:33 PM

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"Don't get me wrong, I'm not justifying stealing things."

Quote :

"I mean, honestly, if your gf was crying and you had no money would you get medicine or not?"

Quote :

"I took it because somebody I cared about was in a shitload of pain."

Quote :

"This was because of necessity."

GTFO

4/30/2004 5:56:50 PM

damn, i thought this thread was over already...you've all had your shot, now let it go in peace....

4/30/2004 6:02:20 PM

hmmmm.......i would have got her medicine too, but, i wouldnt have walked around the store for ten minutes with one pack of aleve in my hand.

4/30/2004 6:32:19 PM

yeah, he has never stolen anything before, so he was quite confused.

4/30/2004 6:33:31 PM

i feel bad

4/30/2004 6:34:58 PM

^^

Quote :

"I have stolen shit before....."

4/30/2004 6:45:32 PM

McDanger, you are quoting shit out of context. My statement was implying that I wasn't trying to justify stealing by saying that it was no worse than speeding. Why don't you re-examine that post you fucking n00b.

Quote :

"Also consider that both theft and speeding can result in being arrested and being fined a large sum of money. Don't get me wrong, I'm not justifying stealing things."

The dude that WORKS AT FOOD LION has let it go, why don't you do the same.

[Edited on April 30, 2004 at 7:01 PM. Reason : ^ I think she's saying that I have no experience stealing shit, which is 100% correct.]

4/30/2004 6:59:40 PM

I've think she's saying you've never stolen anything before, which is incorrect by your own admission.

4/30/2004 7:03:36 PM