GNSP

3/20/2026 10:18:56 AM

GNSP

3/20/2026 10:22:32 AM

When the Grim Reaper dies, Chuck Norris shows up to take him to the underworld.

3/20/2026 10:28:47 AM

GNSP

3/20/2026 10:28:56 AM

Chuck Norris round house kicked heaven's doors open!

3/20/2026 10:34:02 AM

dammit, i guess we gotta start hearing these "jokes" all over again

3/20/2026 10:55:25 AM

GNSP... They'll have to have an open casket for Chuck Norris, because it is afraid to close.

3/20/2026 10:59:07 AM

GNSP

3/20/2026 11:41:38 AM

gn...sp

3/20/2026 11:47:22 AM

Walker told me I have AIDS

3/20/2026 11:55:22 AM

GNSP

3/20/2026 12:02:31 PM

Gnsp

3/20/2026 12:07:29 PM

Gnsp

3/20/2026 12:22:05 PM

Should've been Segal

3/20/2026 12:28:19 PM

gn...sp

3/20/2026 12:32:34 PM

Damn, he married his first wife in 1958 and stayed married until 1989.

3/20/2026 12:59:34 PM

Chuck Norris died in his sleep. If he had been awake when death came for him, there would be an obituary for death this morning.

[Edited on March 20, 2026 at 1:36 PM. Reason : h]

3/20/2026 1:31:14 PM

Gnsp

3/20/2026 7:56:05 PM

Chuck Norris will be giving his own eulogy at his funeral

3/21/2026 12:11:38 AM

Gn
Sp

3/21/2026 11:48:58 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it

3/21/2026 7:22:54 PM