Aha, no one wants to marry my raggedy ass

8/10/2017 7:32:57 AM

I'll be joining this club in exactly 1 month.

8/10/2017 8:11:57 AM

I'll holla in here.

In looking at the marital success rate of my similarly-aged friends, it would appear I'm the smart one.

[Edited on August 10, 2017 at 8:17 AM. Reason : foo]

8/10/2017 8:16:17 AM

8/10/2017 8:37:47 AM

8/10/2017 9:15:12 AM

8/10/2017 9:39:46 AM

Haha I'm getting close to 38.

8/10/2017 12:35:02 PM

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8/10/2017 1:06:01 PM

31, never married, and happily with my girlfriend going on 5 years. Neither of us have a desire to get married and we're saving for a house.

8/10/2017 3:58:20 PM

8/10/2017 4:12:27 PM

soon to be 32.

8/10/2017 4:51:44 PM

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8/10/2017 4:53:41 PM

Where's the mid-30s and never been in a serious relationship club? I need to join that one.

8/10/2017 5:21:28 PM

#foreveralone

8/10/2017 6:51:21 PM

You all will find that special someone, someday

8/10/2017 9:06:19 PM

I'm 34. Never married. No kids. I've had 3 LTRs as an adult in which we discussed marriage. Definitely glad I passed on the first one and most recent one(been single three weeks ) but sometimes I think I got it wrong on the second one. It's been like five years and I still think about her regularly.

C'est la vie...

8/10/2017 9:20:16 PM

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8/10/2017 9:24:09 PM

I's 33.

8/11/2017 1:17:09 AM

8/11/2017 5:48:52 AM

That's me! Until May 27. Then, it isn't me anymore, as I will be placing the shackles on myself.

8/11/2017 10:54:30 AM

32 and never married and no kids. No real long term relationship either.

8/11/2017 1:07:13 PM

^ like not one now or not one ever?

8/11/2017 1:22:20 PM

I guess it depends on what is considered long-term. I had some semi-serious relationships that lasted for a year or two. That's about it. So to me, no long-term relationship.

8/12/2017 6:31:06 PM

^ but did you want to be in a LTR, or no?

I find it hard to believe your sexy ass couldn't be in a relationship if you wanted to.

[Edited on August 12, 2017 at 6:38 PM. Reason : Ghost edit]

8/12/2017 6:38:00 PM

I like how y'all are surprised that she's never been in a LTR but not at all surprised that I haven't.

8/12/2017 6:47:18 PM

I have no sympathy for you, Shawna. You have turned down my unsolicited sexual advances for years now.

8/12/2017 9:34:44 PM

^

8/12/2017 9:55:44 PM

I thought we were in an LTR.

8/12/2017 10:12:29 PM

Oh I see. I'm supposed to just fuck everyone that asks and hopefully one of them will want a relationship with me.


^We are, boo.

8/13/2017 8:22:30 AM

them's the rules

8/13/2017 8:47:14 AM

Quote :

"^ but did you want to be in a LTR, or no? I find it hard to believe your sexy ass couldn't be in a relationship if you wanted to."

I did and still do.....just hasn't happened for me yet. People keep saying it will....but I'm 32. Time isn't stopping.

HAHA Jeff. Thank you, but yeah it's true. And now I'm interested in someone who lived local up until a few months ago and he just moved 14 hrs away. Just a few years ago, he was about to buy a house in my hometown...now he's in Missouri. FML

8/13/2017 1:13:42 PM

I still feel and act like a teenager, so it rarely dawns on me that I should probably have been married by now.

I'm presently looking for someone who will eat my fries, let me pick the movie, and come get me when I fuck the car up. Ideally, they would actually own a towing vehicle.

(Also, it would be pretty sweet if they were already married and divorced from some extra, extra crazy lady, so I don't seem so bad by comparison. And it'd be nice if they already had children, including at least one son. Dealing with divorce bitterness and an ex-wife is way easier than actually having children myself.)

8/13/2017 8:21:03 PM

I'll be 35 this year - never married, all relationships <2.5 years

8/14/2017 12:51:49 AM

once engaged. never married.

8/14/2017 1:09:58 AM

^^^ Actually pretty solid reasoning.

^^ No biggie.

^ Interesting, what happened there?

8/14/2017 7:29:24 AM

Newly 34. Employed, own house, single and never married. Who wants some?

8/14/2017 8:27:01 AM

man, had i known that i would have been hollering at acraw

8/17/2017 10:00:47 AM

My stats

Over 30

Countless failed relationships. No kids. No marriages. Came close once. I do want to be married with kids one day hopefully. May not be in the cards though.

8/17/2017 10:50:30 AM

Although in year 6 of a relationship, we might as well be married

8/19/2017 7:18:44 PM

isn't year 7 common law marriage?

8/19/2017 7:30:14 PM

^dont think thats a real thing, at least not in nc

8/19/2017 11:09:26 PM

Yeah, common law marriage isn't a thing in NC.

8/20/2017 9:15:42 AM

Quote :

"I'll holla in here. In looking at the marital success rate of my similarly-aged friends, it would appear I'm the smart one."

Damn Sweden, I see how you feel about me and my old lady.

Nah seriously though, he's right. Out of all of our friends that got married, especially the one married right out of high school, 99% are divorced and many are on marriage number 2 or 3. My wife and I have so far bucked the trend. We got married at 21 (me)/19 (her) and still married with two kids almost 15 years later. I only have one friend in our age group that has been married longer (17 years). Shit has been tough at times, especially when you are still fucking growing up yourself, guess I'm just lucky we both still really like each other and are too fucking stubborn to leave when it got rough.

8/20/2017 6:57:06 PM