5/11/2010 4:01:42 PM

New one to me...7/10

5/11/2010 4:09:05 PM

most people are not aware that devo is an important band in the history of rock music

they just know "whip it"

5/11/2010 4:22:05 PM

ya ya ya ya ya YA YA YAYAYAYAYAAAA!!!!!1

5/11/2010 4:23:08 PM

Mark Mothersbaugh's theme for Rugrats was pretty sweet.

5/11/2010 4:24:43 PM

This girl. She is everything to me. She is in med school and going to be an orthopedic surgeon. I took her on a cruise over her break, paid for everything and was a perfect gentleman. And all I got was a drunk kiss on the lips and told, "What an amazing friend I am". I am so in love with her it hurts.

5/11/2010 4:25:28 PM

you probably didn't make a move

[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 4:27 PM. Reason : don't type and talk to MIL on phone]

5/11/2010 4:27:01 PM

been there

5/11/2010 4:27:04 PM

hahahahaha i didn't know mark mothersbaugh was of devo.

that's both hilarious and only a little bit embarrassing.

[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 4:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/11/2010 4:27:14 PM

5/11/2010 4:27:16 PM

^x5 damn dude, dont let her use you!!!!

[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 4:28 PM. Reason : arrers]

5/11/2010 4:27:29 PM

^x6 oh snap i banged that chick recently

[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 4:28 PM. Reason : ]

5/11/2010 4:27:30 PM

she got some chun li legs

5/11/2010 4:27:35 PM

welcome to the friend zone.

let us know when she totally disses you and tww can tear her pictures apart to try and make you feel better...

5/11/2010 4:28:23 PM

didn't anyone read letters to thier 14yo self -bwn the girl!!

pussy assed cock-sucking yellow bellied dumb asses. duhhh!

5/11/2010 4:30:36 PM

I was going to tell her how I felt, but she beat me to the friend comment by about 20 seconds. I was too crushed to continue my end of the talk after that.

5/11/2010 4:31:19 PM

you don't TALK, ta SHOW and DO..

Duhhh!

5/11/2010 4:32:20 PM

it sounds like she knows already. tell her to put out or get out.

not that that's what i'd do, but you know.

5/11/2010 4:32:40 PM

This thread got real, quick.

5/11/2010 4:33:15 PM

she wouldn't have gone if you didn't have a chance.

you didn't take it.

fail.

5/11/2010 4:33:29 PM

i think we all like to think we'd do that

but if the kind of dudes who get themselves into these situations (myself included) could do that, we'd have done it already

5/11/2010 4:33:54 PM

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"This thread got real, quick."

lol. between when i clicked "reply to topic" and it loaded below the response, it had gotten serious.

5/11/2010 4:36:18 PM

fail fail fail

5/11/2010 4:36:18 PM

Well i for one would put out if someone took me on a cruise

5/11/2010 4:36:28 PM

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"she wouldn't have gone if you didn't have a chance. you didn't take it."

this is an excellent point

unless she's an awful human being, which seems unlikely

5/11/2010 4:37:47 PM

this is why pretty girls wonder if there is something wrong with them ---he took me on a cruise and didn't try anything. therefore I must not be that hot.

5/11/2010 4:38:01 PM

just show her this thread. then she'll know how you feel

5/11/2010 4:40:13 PM

I dunno, smells especially shallow to me . . . she kisses you and THEN tells you how awesome a friend you are? . . . she wanted a free cruise.

5/11/2010 4:41:06 PM

that all inclusive booze package would have inevitably sealed the deal

5/11/2010 4:41:30 PM

There just didn't ever seem to be an opportune time. Like every time I considered it in my head, I predicted an awkward outcome. And I didn't want to risk any awkwardness while stuck at sea together for 6 nights.

I have ZERO game. I don't think I'm ugly, and I'm a fun, intelligent, stable fellow. I don't know what's wrong with me.

5/11/2010 4:43:22 PM

confidence, son.

getch00 some.

5/11/2010 4:44:18 PM

Quote :

"confidence, son. getch00 some. "

5/11/2010 4:47:41 PM

To be fair, this is a bit different situation than just going up to a girl you are attracted to and talking to her/asking her out. He obviously has a pretty deep relationship and connection emotionally with this girl already. A lot of confident guys get thrown off their rocker by a girl they are in love with -- not so much someone they just met.

5/11/2010 4:48:23 PM

what are you, in 9th grade?

5/11/2010 4:49:22 PM

^^What you are is a pussy that is paralyzed by fear. I've been there, and I kick myself for ever acting that way.

Do you want life to pass you by while you stand on the sidelines because you are worried about it turning out poorly? A surefire way of not getting what you want is to never get the courage to try.

You should have been a man and you might have been treated like one.

5/11/2010 4:49:34 PM

Quote :

"confidence, son. getch00 some. "

5/11/2010 4:51:06 PM

I believe I see some camel toe in that bathing suit picture.


Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

5/11/2010 4:56:28 PM

just think, some other dood is ramming that pussy doggy style, then she sucks his cock until he blows his load all over those nice titties...

5/11/2010 4:59:34 PM

she's cute.

what's that girl's numba?

5/11/2010 5:01:16 PM

real men with beautiful gfs ITT

5/11/2010 5:01:45 PM

well she wore dresses and there weren't any other girls around to dress up for.

therefore she was dressing up for you.

5/11/2010 5:02:59 PM

maybe you took "friend" the wrong way

i mean i've turned "friends" into girlfriends

perhaps, for this girl, she's on the "friendship before relationship" angle

perhaps not

you be the judge

5/11/2010 5:06:18 PM

some good advice ITT

5/11/2010 5:14:15 PM

5/11/2010 5:32:53 PM

ARE WE NOT MEN?

WE ARE DEVO

5/11/2010 5:49:02 PM

5/11/2010 5:50:43 PM

man up catbitch

5/11/2010 5:51:18 PM

We've all been there before, just hang in there Pikey. It sounds like there may be potential, so I would stick around for a bit, but if after awhile nothing pans out - and you need to talk to her directly about it - get out of that situation because it will just be agony for you.

And sometimes the easiest way to lose something is to want it too much.

5/11/2010 8:10:46 PM

I think Pikey literally dripped his period blood into this thread. Amazing.

5/11/2010 8:23:40 PM

wow. you wanna get into my friend zone? I could definitely use an all expense paid vacation...

5/11/2010 8:32:21 PM