NOT EVEN A FUCKIN CHUNK OF SOLID CORN, I AM POSTING BETWEEN RAPID BOWEL CONVULSIONS AND LOOKING FORWARD TO TAKING A SHOWER INSTEAD OF HOPELESSLY WIPING FROM HIP TO HIP


DAMN YOU TACO HELL AND YOUR LACK OF SANITATION AND DELICIOUS CRUNCHWRAPS

1/29/2009 7:53:19 PM

lol the ol' "guess i'll just shower" shit

nice

1/29/2009 7:53:56 PM

IT BURNS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, I THINK I SEE BLOOD, OR FIRE SAUCE, I DON'T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW ANYMORE MAN

1/29/2009 8:06:54 PM

My triple double decker taco midnight snack is haunting me 45 hours later

1/29/2009 8:08:03 PM

bubble guts

1/29/2009 8:08:17 PM

you did this to yourself

1/29/2009 8:09:20 PM

I JUST FINISHED MY FUCKIN SHOWER, WAS DRYING OFF, FARTED, AND SHIT EVERYWHERE, AND MY SHOWERHEAD WONT SWIVEL ENOUGH TO WASH IT ALL DOWN THE DRAIN

1/29/2009 8:14:29 PM

wtf is wrong with you? take some god damn Imodium

[Edited on January 29, 2009 at 8:16 PM. Reason : a]

1/29/2009 8:15:51 PM

tales of the morbidly obese...

1/29/2009 8:18:01 PM

IMMODIUM WONT FUCKIN TURN WATER INTO A SOLID TURD, IT AINT JESUS TURNIN BREAD INTO FISH AND SHIT, THE SPOT ON MY BED I AM LAYING IN TYPING SMELLS LIKE COOTER, WHICH REMINDS ME, I HAVEN'T WASHED THE SHEETS LATELY

1/29/2009 8:19:26 PM

you have to sleep in the tub

1/29/2009 8:22:49 PM

when I'm trying to lose weight, I eat taco bell late at night

1/29/2009 8:24:08 PM

BRAT diet until it stops:
Banana
Rice
Apple
Toast

Disgusting, but better than going down the path you're on & getting dehydrated...

1/29/2009 8:59:30 PM

bananas rice apples and toast are disgusting?

1/29/2009 9:04:24 PM

Holy shit you are a disgusting motherfucker

Quote :

"I JUST FINISHED MY FUCKIN SHOWER, WAS DRYING OFF, FARTED, AND SHIT EVERYWHERE"

OMG you nasty motherfucker you shat the shower

Quote :

"I AM POSTING BETWEEN RAPID BOWEL CONVULSIONS "

Eww you put on your underwear/shorts and sat in bed (or naked on bed ) after an explosive liquid shit

Quote :

"THE SPOT ON MY BED I AM LAYING IN TYPING SMELLS LIKE COOTER"

"I too, have had sex" thrown in among "I HAVE THE EXPLOSIVE LIQUID SHITS"

You piece of shit

1/29/2009 9:06:04 PM

post girl shitting fountain in bathtub here

1/29/2009 9:07:32 PM

and that's why i dont eat chinese food or milk shakes

1/29/2009 9:15:25 PM

Waiting for zxappeal to pitch in

1/29/2009 11:02:59 PM

taco bell sounds good right now.

1/29/2009 11:03:47 PM

i ate a burrito with a huge side of jalapenos today for lunch.

i feel your pain, dude.

1/29/2009 11:27:28 PM

i feel your pain. after i splurge and have fast food or something really unhealthy, that night I'll take like 4 exlax and shit it all out the next day. Normally I cant anything at all the next day or I'll poop it out. I think thats punishment enough for not controlling my cravings.

1/29/2009 11:35:32 PM

This thread is hawt as fuck

1/30/2009 1:44:30 PM

1/30/2009 1:50:11 PM

^ I WANT THAT SHIRT LIKE THERE'S NO FUCKING TOMORROW, SON

1/30/2009 4:22:13 PM

Quote :

"WAS DRYING OFF, FARTED, AND SHIT EVERYWHERE"

LOL...Dag, yo!

1/30/2009 5:04:06 PM

Quote :

"ASK ME ABOUT MY IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME"

1/31/2009 2:30:12 AM

Quote :

"ASK ME ABOUT MY IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME"

1/31/2009 3:00:11 AM

MORE LIKE SPASMING BOWEL SON

1/31/2009 7:45:40 AM

Apparently there is an explosive diarrhea parasite going around. Texas toilets being hit the hardest. Cilantro, spinach, berries...few other things causing it

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