Boxer - 1yr 4mo, female, normal diet

Heinous.

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10/31/2008 11:11:09 AM

i understand.

10/31/2008 11:12:29 AM

brap

10/31/2008 11:13:21 AM

woo child

10/31/2008 11:13:23 AM

My dog barks when he farts, as if to warm me of impending doom

I appreciate the gesture, but it doesn't make the aftermath any less tolerable

10/31/2008 11:16:50 AM

^haha, how nice of him

10/31/2008 11:17:53 AM

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"Boxer American Bulldog - 1yr 4mo, female, normal diet"

just as awful

10/31/2008 11:20:01 AM

i, too, have a dog with heinous farts

10/31/2008 11:37:37 AM

english bulldog farts = 10x worse than boxers

i've had them both

and both will make you open the windows in the middle of the winter at 3am when the smell is so bad it wakes you up

10/31/2008 11:38:55 AM

my dog usually waits until we're in the car to let 'em rip.

or she walks to you, farts, then walks away.

this morning, though, after taking her out, she farted twice going up the stairs and it startled her (they're normally silent), and she was trying so hard to figure out where that noise came from. i was cracking up

10/31/2008 11:48:14 AM

occasionally when Sabrina farts it'll make a noise
she'll look back at her butthole like, "WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

10/31/2008 11:50:22 AM

Trixie always does the silent but deadly farts and she always makes sure she sleeps with her ass pointed towards my face . She then flips around in the middle of the night when she's gotten rid of all her gas.

10/31/2008 11:54:21 AM

this thread brings the lol's

10/10

10/31/2008 12:04:50 PM

my dog loves to ride in the car, but I'm convinced he does it so he can fart and I'll smell it.

10/31/2008 1:03:13 PM

give them beano on long car rides

10/31/2008 1:13:23 PM

Mustache Fart!!

10/31/2008 1:35:36 PM

I think their farts stink more than human farts

10/31/2008 1:37:53 PM

^

if your dog is really gassy, you should probably change the diet.

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10/31/2008 1:49:58 PM

my pug used to have some nasty farts when she was chewing on raw hide

10/31/2008 2:10:01 PM

I was over at a friends house last month who has a 90lb Bloodhound. That damn dog did that thing where they stretch with their asses sticking up in the air and farted like 3 feet from my head ( I was sitting down).

I was not amused.

10/31/2008 2:11:14 PM

I don't think she has a lot of gas but her food was making her puke a bit bc we had changed it from chicken to lamb. She is back on chicken and I think she is fine.

10/31/2008 2:21:41 PM

This dog's farts seem to be feed independent.

10/31/2008 6:31:10 PM

brap

10/31/2008 7:14:35 PM

lulz

10/31/2008 7:22:24 PM

my dog farted, it made a noise and it startled her.

10/31/2008 7:23:13 PM

2 year old Sharpei/Boxer - His farts are the reason dinosaurs are extinct.

Shit smells so bad it traveled back millions of years in time and caused all of the dinosaurs to kill themselves.

10/31/2008 9:42:52 PM

^ i lol'ed

10/31/2008 9:43:39 PM

Hmmm... i've noticed that with boxers in general. Not to say that other dogs farts don't smell, but boxer fart just has a heavier touch to it. I haven't met a boxer that had mediocre farts.

10/31/2008 9:58:57 PM

My cats fart...and its godawful.

10/31/2008 10:24:29 PM

We're going to have to change her food again.

11/4/2008 3:50:02 PM

Quote :

"my dog farted, it made a noise and it startled her."

11/4/2008 3:51:05 PM

My parents have a 3 pound poodle that must have about 2 pounds of shit in her to make the smells that she does Gah!

11/4/2008 4:28:57 PM

11/4/2008 4:34:03 PM

My dog gets up and runs to the other end of the house. We appreciate the gesture as well... but it just follows him.

Now when Grits farts or gets out of the litter box.... WHEW! DO NOT light a match!

11/4/2008 5:06:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKAuMloXHOg

I am [dog farts]. --Courtney Love

It used to sound like she was saying dog farts to me.

11/4/2008 5:14:39 PM

lol my dog just walked up to dagreenone, farted and then walked away.

Good doggie!

11/4/2008 11:21:36 PM

GAG - It's like when Kramer fed Beefarino to that horse around here today...

11/10/2008 11:26:02 AM

If I had a dog that farted I would beat the shit out of it until it learned to leave the room.

11/10/2008 11:28:56 AM

I used to have a doberman that loved to fart on your foot. She was a big, lean, beautiful specimen with a heart of gold and eyes to kill. She'd saunter up to you, wielding her irresistible "love me" gaze, and claim her favorite seat squarely on top of your shoe. Adorable as hell until your toes were rocked to life with a sobering expulsion from deceivingly humble origins. Those farts would quite literally anchor themselves in the room, established as permanent entities; you could still smell them the next day.

The worst part is she knew that everyone's gagging and choking was her fault. She'd get such a dejected look on her face every time she farted because she was acutely aware of the fact that, if only until the room could be cleared of anything with tear ducts and olfactory glands, everyone hated her. That dog was impossible to stay mad at though because for every heinous flatus she'd do five unsettlingly intelligent, useful and/or cute things.

I miss that dog intensely, she met her untimely end at the gaping maw of a cottonmouth while roaming the foothills of Mt. Airy. R.I.P., Chief


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11/10/2008 1:06:53 PM

I USED TO KNOW THIS FAT ASS WHO WOULD ALWAYS RANDOMLY SAY "DAMMIT DUDE, THE DOG FARTED."

I WOULD *NEVER* HEAR THESE FARTS, EVEN THOUGH I WAS RIGHT THERE.

I KNEW THAT KID WAS THE ONE THAT FARTED.


OH AND ONE DAY I WENT TO TAKE A LEAK IN HIS BATHROOM AND THE TOILET SEAT AND LID WAS DOWN. I LIFTED THE LID AND THE ENTIRE BOWL WAS FILLED WITH A FUCKING HUGE PILE OF DIARRHEA. I MEAN, SO HUGE THAT IT WAS LIKE A MOUNTAIN AND IT ACTUALLY STUCK UP OVER THE TOP OF THE WATER LINE IN THE TOILET BOWL.

I GAGGED AND NEARLY VOMITED UPON SEEING THIS DIARRHEA PILE. I WENT BACK THERE AND I WAS LIKE,

"DUDE, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD FLUSH THAT DIARRHEA SO I CAN TAKE A PISS WITHOUT SPLASHING SHIT ALL OVER MY LEGS?"

SO HE SAYS (SERIOUSLY),

"THAT'S MY GF'S SHIT, I'M NOT FLUSHING IT."

HIS GF WAS ALSO A MASSIVE FAT BITCH AND SHE HAPPENED TO BE AT WORK THAT DAY. SO, I JUST WENT OUT BACK AND PISSED ON THE WALL OF HIS HOUSE INSTEAD.

IT HAS PISSED ME OFF TO THIS DAY THAT HE WOULDN'T FLUSH THE DIARRHEA OUT OF HIS TOILET SO THAT HIS GUEST MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE A PISS.

11/10/2008 1:12:01 PM

that post was well worth $1 buck

11/10/2008 1:12:10 PM

Boxers and Bulldogs are notorious for bad gas. A diet free of corn, gluten, and soy can often help it though. Foods with lots of fillers tend to make their tummies generate more gas.

Oh, and lamb is very rich, so it does tend to give pets diarrhea and gas more often than not. One of our fosters had liquid pudding poo on a lamb & rice diet. It was horrid.

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 7:23 PM. Reason : addition]

12/11/2008 7:21:14 PM

10/6/2009 4:25:07 PM

Update - Boxer - 2yr 2mo, female, normal diet

She is now breaking the Geneva Conventions on chemical warfare.

10/6/2009 4:26:10 PM

delicious

10/6/2009 4:27:20 PM

My beagle doesn't warn me, he just crop dusts and acts like nothing happened.

10/6/2009 4:29:00 PM

you know it's bad when they fart, smell their butt, and then make funny faces.

10/6/2009 4:29:34 PM

She will come over to me, fart, tilt her head and then immediately walk out of the room leaving me scrambling to get my NBC gear on.

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10/6/2009 4:30:17 PM

Quote :

"If I had a dog that farted I would beat the shit out of it until it learned to leave the room."

lol

10/6/2009 4:30:49 PM

i have two american bulldogs who can get some pretty mean gas. the female is worse then the male though. sometimes when they are in the house i'll blame my farts on the dogs

10/6/2009 4:44:24 PM