5/5/2008 11:46:59 PM

you kidnapped AFLAC, you bitch!

5/5/2008 11:47:25 PM

O<

5/5/2008 11:47:35 PM

my girlfriend's first thread on tww.

i'm so proud.

and honored that it's a parody of mine.

5/5/2008 11:48:25 PM

NO ONE'S FROM GOLDSBORO

5/5/2008 11:49:45 PM

^^I thought you would like it!

5/5/2008 11:51:10 PM

that's right. i'm actually from hood swamp and she's from pikeville, but no one would know where those places are so we just say goldsboro and go on with it.

5/5/2008 11:51:27 PM

^ thanks for throwing away my anonymity, darling. And if we're gonna go all specific...I claim Nahunta, not Pikeville

5/5/2008 11:55:48 PM

worlds largest pork display!

5/6/2008 2:48:55 AM

duct tape is awesome...my apt complex tried to fix my ac with it before

5/6/2008 2:49:55 AM