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" WEST HOLLYWOOD, California (AP) -- Dave Chappelle has broken his own Laugh Factory endurance record. The 34-year-old comedian topped his record of six hours and seven minutes, set in mid-April, by taking to the stage Sunday and telling jokes for six hours and 12 minutes. "Dave was determined to keep his record because he recently heard that Dane Cook was planning on trying to break (his) record," club owner Jamie Masada said Monday. Masada said Cook held a record of three hours and 50 minutes in early April. The mark had stood at two hours and 41 minutes, set by Richard Pryor in 1980. Chappelle, who walked away from a $50 million deal to continue his hit Comedy Central show in 2005, told audience members he's been traveling, most recently to Ecuador, Masada said."

Dane Cook should be disqualified, since he doesn't really tell jokes.

BOOM, BOOM.

NOW YOUR FACE IS BROKEN.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nBcAiCiKYtk

12/4/2007 4:44:33 PM

dane cook is a hack

12/4/2007 4:45:40 PM

dave chappelle is a black

12/4/2007 4:48:04 PM

fruit roll up is a snack?

12/4/2007 4:48:38 PM

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""Dave was determined to keep his record because he recently heard that Dane Cook was planning on trying to break (his) record," club owner Jamie Masada said Monday. "

So he adds five minutes to his original time?

12/4/2007 4:49:13 PM

i think i'd run out of jokes after about ten minutes

maybe i'm not a very funny person

12/4/2007 4:51:06 PM

jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and spaghetti

12/4/2007 4:51:45 PM

i LOVE this skit. it's fucking spot on. i don't understand how people like dane cook.

12/4/2007 4:52:00 PM

CHECK OUT MY VISA wonk

12/4/2007 4:53:30 PM

Dane Cook is not, has never been, and never will be funny.

12/4/2007 4:54:57 PM

The only Dane Cook thing that ever really made me lol was when he was talking about getting a whif of a nasty vagina and he said it was like Mortal Kombat "FINISH HIM!"

12/4/2007 4:59:17 PM

^^^^ hilarious

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9YbEzmWK-ds

[Edited on December 4, 2007 at 5:03 PM. Reason : ]

12/4/2007 5:03:24 PM

12/4/2007 5:10:02 PM

The only thing he did for the last 5 and a half hours was tell the most involved version of the Aristocrats ever.

12/4/2007 6:02:18 PM

ew

12/4/2007 6:07:23 PM

people completely bash dane cook and somehow chappelle is a genious? i dont get it..

12/4/2007 6:59:50 PM

no

he's genuine

12/4/2007 7:00:30 PM

chapelle tells jokes.

dane cook yells.

12/4/2007 7:14:41 PM

man i was in the dane cook haters club back before it was cool

12/4/2007 7:16:30 PM

Dane Cooks funny jokes seem really... familiar

I'm not saying he ripped them off
but he definitely is not taking me anywhere I haven't been before

12/4/2007 7:18:26 PM

^^ oh man, i was too.

12/4/2007 7:19:09 PM

yeah i've never found cook funny.

12/4/2007 7:21:21 PM

^^^


[Edited on December 4, 2007 at 7:22 PM. Reason : .]

12/4/2007 7:22:10 PM

hahahaha i love that grape drink joke

12/4/2007 7:28:36 PM

^ I was trying to find the sunny D commercial he mentions, but youtube took it down.

12/4/2007 7:40:52 PM

DAN COOK IS JUST NOT FUNNY. HIS PERFORMANCES ARE SAD IN A WAY.

12/4/2007 8:28:46 PM

Dane Cook is a hack

12/4/2007 8:44:08 PM

^^^^^

http://www.dead-frog.com/blog/entry/steal_this_joke_louis_ck_vs_dane_cook_vs_steve_martin/

12/4/2007 9:02:50 PM

i have to say, the first three replies to this thread are fantastic

12/4/2007 9:18:30 PM

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"6 hours, 12 mi"

Thats about 6 hours and 10 minutes too long

12/4/2007 9:19:06 PM

^^^that they are

12/4/2007 9:25:20 PM

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"Dane Cook is not, has never been, and never will be funny."

if you watch dane cook's vicious circle, you will come nowhere near laughing. his bit about crying rates as one of the dumbest things i've ever watched ever

12/4/2007 10:46:57 PM

I recently saw a piece about religion. that wasn't funny at all. surprising.

the best part was his self-satisfied look at the end after he told the atheist who was boss in his story.

12/4/2007 10:48:04 PM

just wanted to say republicans suck

12/4/2007 10:49:41 PM

Hell, the way records are set, he should go for twelve hours and let that one sit for a decade.

12/4/2007 10:52:06 PM

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"i have to say, the first three replies to this thread are fantastic"

almost a haiku even

12/5/2007 6:46:07 AM