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"Cops: Teen uses ax on pal dating his mom

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LEESBURG — Police in Leesburg say a 17-year-old used an ax to beat a friend who was dating his mother.

Dayne Simons has been arrested and charged with beating 19-year-old Jody Ross in the head with the ax.

Police responded to a 9-1-1 call for help at a home and found Ross on the floor. He had a cut to the left side of his face and blunt force injuries to his head. He was taken to the hospital where he is in stable condition.

Police say Simons’ mother told officers her son was angry because she was dating Ross.

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http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071105/BREAKINGNEWS/71105036/1086/rss07

11/6/2007 10:35:40 AM

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haha, the guy's name is jody.

11/6/2007 10:37:06 AM

Jeepin4x4
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its ok, cause its YOUR mom.

its YOUR mom.










we get it, Kyle

11/6/2007 10:37:11 AM

amac884
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i thought this thread was about axe body spray

11/6/2007 10:37:22 AM

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you betta axe someone

11/6/2007 10:38:36 AM

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^^ Let's see if my mom likes you after I spray this foul smelling crap on you!

11/6/2007 10:39:21 AM

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11/6/2007 10:39:29 AM

pilgrimshoes
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Dayne and Jody

jesus christo

11/6/2007 10:40:01 AM

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11/6/2007 10:41:16 AM

Jeepin4x4
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from the discussion on the link

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"If Dayne is 17, then MOM must be ummm maybe 34 or 35?

What in HELL is this toothless W.H.O.R.E. messing around with a 19 yr old for? This woman is NUTZ......who could blame the boy for acting out?"



can we guess the race of these people involved?

dayne makes me think black, but jody makes me second guess. then i see its in florida so im back to thinking its black people, then pilgrimshoes brings up valid points on the trash in florida so im back to thinking these guys are white

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 10:47 AM. Reason : ADD]

11/6/2007 10:42:58 AM

pilgrimshoes
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perhaps you forget the amount of trailer trash there is in florida


these dudes HAVE to be white

11/6/2007 10:43:46 AM

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11/6/2007 10:44:55 AM

amac884
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florida IS white trash

11/6/2007 10:45:58 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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useless without pics

11/6/2007 10:46:16 AM

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11/6/2007 10:46:34 AM

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i would put money on them being white.

Florida is trash capital of the world.

11/6/2007 10:46:40 AM

Jeepin4x4
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i hope that dude totally balled out that kids mom while he had the chance.

even with a gash in his dome piece he still wins with the words "i fucked your mom"

11/6/2007 10:47:59 AM

pilgrimshoes
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where's hova's raymondpeice theater thread when you need it

11/6/2007 10:48:15 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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"i fucked your mom"

11/6/2007 10:49:25 AM

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"ax to the dome"

11/6/2007 10:50:56 AM

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i thought this was about a guy using axe body spray and being hit on by some dudes mom

11/6/2007 10:52:32 AM

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no you didnt

11/6/2007 11:08:05 AM

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cougars ftw

11/6/2007 11:10:41 AM

pilgrimshoes
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dramaless cougars ftw

dramafilled cougars...

FTL

11/6/2007 11:32:23 AM

pilgrimshoes
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from an im conversation with a female friend about this:

xxxxx (11:35:11 AM): so...when i have kids...i want a hot son that will bring home hot friends so i can do them

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:49 AM. Reason : e]

11/6/2007 11:48:32 AM

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It sounds like he used the flat side of the axe. Why even use an axe if you're going to use the flat part?

11/6/2007 11:49:51 AM

Jeepin4x4
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probably the closest thing he could get his hands on when he heard the dude drilling his mom on the couch on the back porch.

11/6/2007 11:55:17 AM

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I wanted to see pics of the mom, but deep down I know she's fugly

11/6/2007 12:10:00 PM

Arab13
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^

11/6/2007 12:51:54 PM

kbbrown3
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Dayne Simmons

11/6/2007 3:28:05 PM

pilgrimshoes
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awesome

11/6/2007 3:29:19 PM

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i heard kbb has a pretty decent looking mom iirc

11/6/2007 3:29:29 PM

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Someone post the axe body spray video where the kid is hitting on his friends mom.


Is this the dude he beat up

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=184342439


status "!!!still living bitch!!!"

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 3:37 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2007 3:31:57 PM

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Stacy's Dayne's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's Dayne's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's Dayne's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's Dayne's mom has got it goin' on

11/6/2007 3:36:12 PM

pilgrimshoes
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^^this is why i love tww

11/6/2007 3:42:33 PM

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=229481949


and there she is

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 3:45 PM. Reason : add request sent]

11/6/2007 3:44:00 PM

Jeepin4x4
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and this must be the mom


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=229481949

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 3:44 PM. Reason : ^haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha good timing dude]

11/6/2007 3:44:32 PM

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I figured that was the guys mom

11/6/2007 3:45:27 PM

kbbrown3
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Jody Ross



&



I got my chain @ Kmart yo!

11/6/2007 3:45:41 PM

pilgrimshoes
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this gets better and better

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 3:46 PM. Reason : if she adds me ill post the pictures]

11/6/2007 3:46:24 PM

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"Hit from behind
Current mood: drained
Category: Friends

Two days ago my so called friend who is my gf's son hit me from behind with an axe. He waited till I wasn't looking and snuck me, resulting in me having a seziure. I am ok now though.
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11/6/2007 3:46:24 PM

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35 Years Old but looks 45.

11/6/2007 3:46:40 PM

Jeepin4x4
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and like a dude


this is AWESOME

11/6/2007 3:47:09 PM

pilgrimshoes
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pony tail fades are hot

11/6/2007 3:47:24 PM

pilgrimshoes
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HAY GUESS WHAT

A BUNCH OF PICTURES FROM INSIDE A TRAILER

11/6/2007 3:47:51 PM

Jeepin4x4
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i want to party with these cats!

11/6/2007 3:48:10 PM

Jeepin4x4
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Quote :
"Two days ago my so called friend who is my gf's son hit me from behind with an axe. He waited till I wasn't looking and snuck me, resulting in me having a seziure. I am ok now though.
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Quote :
"Two days ago my so called friend who is my gf's son hit me from behind with an axe. He waited till I wasn't looking and snuck me, resulting in me having a seziure. I am ok now though.
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Quote :
"Two days ago my so called friend who is my gf's son hit me from behind with an axe. He waited till I wasn't looking and snuck me, resulting in me having a seziure. I am ok now though.
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Quote :
"Two days ago my so called friend who is my gf's son hit me from behind with an axe. He waited till I wasn't looking and snuck me, resulting in me having a seziure. I am ok now though.
"

11/6/2007 3:48:47 PM

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shit just got real

11/6/2007 3:49:01 PM

Jeepin4x4
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http://www.myspace.com/mistresskitty68


so does that mean she is 39?

11/6/2007 3:50:07 PM

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Quote :
"I am ok now though."


'cept I got my ass kicked by a 17 year old.

11/6/2007 3:51:21 PM

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