Post 'em here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvMwECIOXYs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tie0tz7jGDI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwq7BYOnDrM&feature=related

1/12/2011 2:50:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZaOFTp5_C8

Quote :

"Gettysburg Address, I Have a Dream, Tear Down This Wall? ... all pale in comparison to this speech."

[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 2:56 PM. Reason : .]

1/12/2011 2:54:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XA3XAdNJ4k&feature=related

[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 2:55 PM. Reason : x]

1/12/2011 2:54:54 PM

Not looking them all up b/c I'm at work, but a couple that come to mind:

Best ever - Gotta be the Michigan State radio announcer meltdown after blowing a game to Notre Dame. Not a coach, but probably the best sports meltdown of all time

The Oklahoma State coach a few years back was excellent. (Criticizing a kid for doing everything right. I'm done. You people make me wanna puke!).

[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 2:57 PM. Reason : ]

1/12/2011 2:57:28 PM

Quote :

"I'M A MAN! I'M FORTY!"

1/12/2011 2:58:22 PM

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE.


PLAYOFF????

1/12/2011 3:19:13 PM

I would have used 'diatribes' but there you go.

Basically anything Bob Knight.

1/12/2011 3:21:31 PM

Quote :

"YOU PEOPLE"

1/12/2011 3:48:49 PM

Since someone else brought up commentator meltdowns

1/12/2011 3:51:32 PM

not a coach, and I guess not a rant... but AWESOME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNXOGuNxcQ&feature=related

1/12/2011 4:07:04 PM

^^ haha, i heard that on 2 guys named chris a couple months ago and was dying in the car

1/12/2011 4:36:51 PM

^^ that was not Leach

1/12/2011 5:39:33 PM

Aight...no longer at work. In case some of you have no idea what I'm talking about, I've got the link. Mike Valenti on the radio after Michigan State blew like a 24 point halftime lead to Notre Dame

It's 2 part, 15 minutes long....absolutely epic. Starts off pretty calm, and he just goes off the deep end.

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWmXe1w6XBk

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjGxfiebmuo

Still makes me LOL every time:

"What the HELL are you doing in the shotgun in a monsoon? You're asking Drew Stanton to run the option in Hurricane Katrina"

"Chris Smeland..I'd rather have H.R. Puffnstuff with Teddy Ruxpin as an assistant
than to have you in the booth for 1 more game. You are the worst defensive coordinator ever. EVER!"

"Note to John L. Smith. Learn the rules, and know that timeouts aren't like cell phone minutes. THEY DONT CARRY OVER"

"Notre Dame got away. We had em by the throat...and instead of cuttin em real deep and watching blood squirt all over, you let get in to halftime so FAT BOY could feed em puddin"

"Hey Smeland...here's an idea. You've got your secondary floating around on dinghys. Maybe it's not a good idea to bring back to back zero blitzes with no safety help. Let alone the fact your stupid ass blitz packages never get home. Ever! Take your wristbands and stick em!"




[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 6:37 PM. Reason : ]

1/12/2011 6:20:46 PM

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

1/12/2011 6:23:40 PM

Quote :

"Best ever - Gotta be the Michigan State radio announcer meltdown after blowing a game to Notre Dame. Not a coach, but probably the best sports meltdown of all time"

I made a ytmnd out of that several years ago, which I'll shamelessly repost:

http://msuapplesauce.ytmnd.com

1/12/2011 6:59:31 PM

Coach - that guy who throws the baseball like a grenade, burys home plate, and steals second.

Player - Allen Iverson talking about practice

1/12/2011 7:04:08 PM

Temple coach a couple years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLu2_IDjSNg&feature=related

1/12/2011 7:39:17 PM

They chocked....on Applesauce

1/13/2011 5:38:13 AM

for me it's easily "I'M A MAN, I'M 40"

1/13/2011 8:58:45 AM

One of the top 5 greatest moments in sports history

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qxu5cvW-ds&feature=related

1/13/2011 3:56:35 PM

Well, this isn't real, but everytime I hear a rant I think of this:

http://movieclips.com/mAP5d-necessary-roughness-movie-wallys-pep-talk/

1/13/2011 7:47:59 PM

Didn't click through many of these. This Chad Dukes rant about the Redskins' thrashing at the Eagles' hands, along with LaVar Arrington's subtle gaslighting, made this hilarious to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePAevL_cEaA

1/15/2011 1:11:07 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvo5XO1kH1c&feature=related

1/15/2011 2:04:08 AM

^that's fake. noone gets that excited about women's basketball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51-4sJTf7iQ&feature=related
GOOD JOB! 3 CLASS GUYS! SHUT UP GODDAMNIT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamDqL-AGzI&feature=related
Don't ask me all these stupid ass fucking questions...every fucking night...

1/15/2011 12:00:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvW0SGEqC5k

1/15/2011 6:27:44 PM

[Edited on January 16, 2011 at 7:57 PM. Reason : My bad, thought this was the best coaching pants thread]

1/16/2011 7:56:48 PM

"you're here, and this whole crew is here for one reason: to fuck us!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-4FSRYagc


Earl Weaver was the man.

1/16/2011 10:54:22 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4yT1bQM0Pw

1/16/2011 11:04:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLFSOlJPY8&feature=related
Bob Knight about to kill Isaiah Thomas

1/17/2011 12:20:25 AM

^^^He's still around. We should hire him to be a temporary assistant football coach for any game we play that's officiated by Ron Cherry.

1/17/2011 7:39:12 AM